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  • June 4, 2014
    This is the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome available from ThinkGeek ($25). It stands 9-inches tall and is in the middle of eating a bunch of gnomes. Can you believe it can actually hold things in its little arms? That's cute. Still, I'd like to see this thing go head-to-head ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2014
    This is John Brooker's 10-ft tall, 100-ft long dragon hedge. He's spent the last 10 years trimming and sculpting it into shape. Good job, John, but you should add a ladder and some seating on top so your grandkids can pretend to ride the dragon. "I don't have any grandkids."... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2013
    This is an Instructables guide about how to make your own 'In Case of Zombies' tool shed tool rack decoration. SPOILER: Stencil and a big Sharpie. But that's not what I came to talk about, I came to test your zombie survival skills. Now let's say you and I are having a barbe... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2010
    F*** I'm getting good at titles. Wanna blow some shit up? You should seek therapy. I jest, pyrotechnics are a natural part of man's being. Like electronics and trying to put your wiener in everything that isn't nailed down. And some that are. I'm looking at you, birdhouse... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Tired of those creepy little gnomes hanging out in your garden? Well how about a creepy little Jawa?! Available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop, the $35 lawn ornament is certain to draw attention to your flower beds and eventually be stolen/broken by punk-ass teenagers. ... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2008
    The Flashlight Nozzle is a garden hose attachment with an integrated LED flashlight that runs off 2 AA batteries. You know, so you can water your grass at night. Perfect for vampires, insomniacs, and rogue pot farmers, the botanical blaster will set you back a paltry $12.50. ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2008
    Tired of staring at the same damn group of garden gnomes in your flowerbed? Well how about (un)livening things up a bit with a Garden Zombie? Garden Zombies cost $90 and the 32"W x 20"D x 8"H sculptures look like they're climbing out of the ground and ready to gnaw on some he... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2007
    The reLEAF Rain Collector is a rain collector for potted plants. Created by Swiss design team FULGURO, it's made of thermo lacquered aluminum and shaped to resemble a leaf. Water is funneled down the stem of the unit straight to the roots of your plant. It looks horrible and... / Continue →