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  • July 15, 2013
    After a crusade by League of Legends developer Riot Games, the US government now recognizes the game's professional players as professional athletes, and will award them visas to come to the country and work (read: play the game). MUST BE NICE. "This is groundbreaking for eSp... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2013
    This is the custom D-20 engagement ring that Babelglyph had crafted to propose to her girlfriend after a Dungeons and Dragons gaming session. I was married before, have I told you that? Apparently I only rolled a two for 'years before the strumpet leaves you for somebody else... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2011
    Computer gamers have scored a decisive victory in the fight against AIDS after successfully unraveling the structure of a protein that helps viruses like HIV multiply using a competition-based game called Foldit. The hope is that with the structure now known, scientists will b... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Everbloom, a Night Elf Restoration Druid playing on World of Warcraft's Feathermoon server, managed to top out their stats at level 85 with only one quest AND NOT A SINGLE KILL. WoW. Get it?! Me neither, I think I took triple my meds this morning! All the player did do to r... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Whether you're PWNing noobs or just your own little nubbin against the toilet seat fantasizing about how dreamy I must be in real life, the human body needs energy. And while some of us can derive all the necessary sustenance from alcohol and candy, other (read: lesser evolved... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    That background is the same color as my bathroom, no lie. According to a recent study, the 63 million PS3, XBox and Wii video game consoles in the US consume as much energy (EXCLUDING the required television) yearly as the entire city of San Diego. Is that a lot? I have no... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2010
    I can't tell if this is better or worse than the World of Warcraft players that also bought fleshlights but -- just kidding, this is way worse. So to recap: playing WoW and using a fake vajayjay > playing CoD and sitting in your own homemade fudge. Unless you're actively plea... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    This is a short video of a hardcore World of Warcrafter asking the really hard-hitting questions during a Q&A session at the recent Blizzcon. Long story short, basically he schools the developers on their own game, who are apparently too cool for school and don't even know wha... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a fake commercial for Halo Reach using the XBox's Kinect motion controls. And speaking of XBox's motion controls: I got the chance to demo the technology and it wouldn't stop mistaking my wiener for a leg. True story. Half-true story. Okay, you got me: what's Kinect... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2010
    Haha, who just shaved their dog's genitals and gave him a bath in-between posts? This guy! Taking a clue from the guy who built a fully functional calculator in Little Big Planet, Youtube user theinternetftw is in the process of building an entire 16-bit computer in Minecraft... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    This is some World of Warcraft player's giant Horde (horde? you're not hording anything but chips and soda!) inspired tattoo. It's kind of hard wrapping your head around the idea that there might actually be some real-life badasses out there playing Warcraft, but that's becau... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is a song/music video entitled 'Geek and Gamer Girls' (another Katy Perry 'California Girls' parody) by Team Unicorn. I thought that one chick in the back right was Evangeline Lilly for the longest time aside, allegedly Team Unicorn is a group of real-life gamer girls whi... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Seen here putting everything they've learned from Tekken to good use, a group of gamers fought off a couple masked robbers from PC Gamerz gaming cafe in Kaneohe, Hawaii over the weekend. And thankfully for us, the whole altercation was caught on tape. Geek fight! Best quote ... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    Note: Hit this pretty in pink button right HERE to see the entire graphic. This is an informational graphic with some facts and figures about World of Warcraft. But that isn't the whole thing so would you kindly (I OWN YOUR ASS!) click the link above to see it in its entirety... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Kotaku (a video game blog) recently polled its readers and came up with this informational graphic summarizing over 20,000 gamers' tendencies. Although I question how valid it is since there's no mention of teabagging and name-calling or how often I have to mute all the 12-and... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2010
    This is a little Mac vs. PC cartoon. It made me giggle. BUT LIKE A MAN. No -- like a pirate. YAR HAR HAR! But maybe you didn't like it. Maybe you laughed like a ninja. Oh You Know [comixed] Thanks to Nathan, who, PEW PEW PEW. Counter-Strike!... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2010
    Jordan Verner is blind. And he posted a few videos of himself playing through parts of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on Youtube. But he wanted more, he wanted to beat the whole game. Thankfully, Roy Williams saw his videos. Through Skype, Jordan said he asked for hel... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2010
    Because gaming is everyone's favorite extracurricular activity, Jostens has decided to include a "gamer" option on their class rings. That's cool -- if you don't mind getting beat up by all the football players. Kidding, they game too! Don't you? Don't you, you stupid meath... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    How many people do you think it would take to set the record for most people dressed as Star Trek characters in the same place at once? I guessed 1,000 because I figured that a lot of people cosplayed at Trekkie conventions and what have you, but apparently not, or at least th... / Continue →