Results for "game over"

• It's Been Real: 10-Ton Meteor Explodes Above Russia

  February 15, 2013

  In apocalyptic news, a meteor exploded above Russia this morning, injuring hundreds, and sending at least one blogger thousands of miles away into the makeshift survival bunker he built in the hallway closet. I'm not gonna lie, there's little more than coats and a vacuum clea... / Continue →
• YOU FOOLS: Large Hadron Collider To Be Testing High Voltage Collisions On The End Of The Mayan Calendar

  December 7, 2012

  NOTE: Old article, April Fool's joke. Actual testing schedule HERE. Boy is my face red (I'm trashed). Despite all my hoping and praying, the world isn't going to end on December 21st. Or at least it wasn't going to until the scientists at CERN decided to test the Large Hadro... / Continue →
• What, No Johnny Five?: Poster Of Famous Robots

  October 1, 2012

  This is a poster of famous robots created by artist Daniel Nyari (links to his website which links to his Society 6 shop in case you want to buy a print). He didn't create the robots, just the poster. God created the robots. No, no he didn't. Humans created the robots, and ... / Continue →
• Oh That's Wonderful, Just Really F***ing Wonderful: Robotic Big Dog's Descendent Can Track And Follow You

  September 10, 2012

  Seen here stalking its human prey, a member of Boston Dynamics' army of 'Legged Squad Support Systems' (the grandchildren of Big Dog) prepares to move in for the kill. Allegedly the robots were programmed for DARPA to be able to follow someone for the sake of keeping up with t... / Continue →
• We're All Gonna Die: Scientists Create Cyborg Flesh

  August 31, 2012

  Scientists at Harvard University have created a cyborg tissue consisting of lab-grown flesh embedded with nano-wires that has the same "sensing" properties as human skin. This is all going to end very poorly. Probably with an army of cyborgs that look human. 'Ultimately, thi... / Continue →
• We're All Gonna Die!: Asteroid To Pass Near Earth Next February 15th (So Don't Go Crazy On Valentine's)

  March 5, 2012

  Sure you could argue 17,000-miles isn't actually that close, but everything is relative. Compared to the rest of space that's like the distance between your privates and b-hole. DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. Also, I don't trust NASA's calculations enough to believe there's not a chance... / Continue →
• Idiot Moron Hit By Car Playing 'Frogger' IRL

  December 29, 2010

  Worst player ever. Some moron got hit by a car and sent to the hospital after attempting a game of real-life Frogger. Unsurprisingly to those of us who think people are inherently dumb as shit, this is not the first time it's happened. Game over, man! Authorities said the 2... / Continue →