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  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    These are the $40 velvet Chewbacca leggings available from ThinkGeek (and possibly elsewhere but I'm not your personal shopper unless you let me ride in the cart in which case you've got yourself a deal but please don't push me too fast). The velvet gives them a little bit of ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    This is the $60 'I am Chewie' hoodie available from We Love Fine. It is a slightly more realistic looking Chewbacca hoodie than the previous ones we've seen HERE and HERE. Does it shed? Probably. Will it shed in your food? Probably. Will it attract furries? Yes. Will yo... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2014
    This is the very impressive Rocket Racoon costume created by Shoko and Jérôme Cosplay (links to their Facebook with a bunch of work-in-progress shots). It took about a month to complete and my roommate just walked by and noted, "I'm not even a furry and I would hit that." He ... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2014
    These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a ni... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    Did somebody request extra buggy eyes for the white pieces? This is the $450 made-to-order taxidermied mice chess set available from Etsy seller TheCurious13. Do they start killing the mice after you pay? I don't want to know. Or when and how I'll die, although I suspect th... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2012
    This is the Totoro costume made by Melanie Mescher and her mother Alize. As you can tell unless you're blind or a giant jerkbag who doesn't think anything is cool because you didn't make it yourself, it's amazing. I would wear that everyday until a local news team came to int... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2012
    This is the recently discovered poodle moth photographed by taxonomist Dr Arthur Anker during a recent trip to Venezuela. Poodle moth isn't its official name though, that's just what people are calling it until it can be properly classified. *eying picture* I vote for Wampa ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    Because it's Friday and I have things to do this afternoon that don't involve being stuck in this office listening to my officemate brag about how laid he's gonna get this weekend despite the fact he and I both know he stands zero chance and is gonna wind up playing Star Wars: ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you c... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2011
    These are the Adidas Star Wars Campus Wampa Sneakers, which, for a shoe, is a pretty impressive name. Granted not as impressive as Holey Flipflop Ow Shit I Think I Just Stepped On A Nail, but now I'm going to have to call my mom and see if my tetanus shot is up to date. $150 ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    There are boots that look like hooves for all you Mr. Tumnus cosplayers out there. Which, I'm not ashamed to admit, I'm one of. What about you guys, let's get a show of hands. QUICK -- TRANQ-DART THESE FREAKS! A carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual horse hairs make ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    I'm not really into amphibians but if I was you better believe I'd have a pair of these in my nightstand right next to a copy of The Muppet Movie. Kermit, you kinky as a frog-prince! Although we're mostly water, humans are meant living on dry land -- hence our lack of webbed ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2010
    Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW! Sci-Fi Furry Costume Sku: YE300 Explore the universe while staying warm with this five-piece sexy costume tha... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    This is a cat with "cat" spelled in on its side in different-colored fur. You know, maybe Adam didn't do such a bad job naming all the animals after all. Except for hippopotamus. He definitely dropped the ball on that one. Once somebody points it out, it is obvious - the wo... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Tribbles, the lovable Star Trek fluffballs best known for turning into Gremlins if you get them wet, aren't just made of a bunch of pubes glued together like I previously thought. No, it turns out they actually have body parts, including, and virtually limited to: sexual organ... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2010
    This is a pair of squirrels playing outerspace in the park with a couple of coconut helmets on their heads. YOU TWO ARE CRACKING MY SHIT UP!! Miss Roberts, 46, leaves out two coconuts a week and suspends them on pieces of string from her washing line and watches her furry fri... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Soon, in order to prevent polar bears from going extinct, scientists will begin grafting them to televisions. This is a practice one. Available in March for $300, the Hannspree polar bear television (17", 720p) makes a perfect addition to your trophy room or....nope, that's t... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2009
    In case you haven't seen it, this is clip from the Today Show's Halloween special in which a drunk Ewok humps Al Rocker's leg plus the ground a little bit. Nice, but if Al were any smarter he would have shot first, if you know what I mean. I'm talking about punting that littl... / Continue →