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  • August 27, 2014
    This is slow-motion video of people reacting to getting tazed with a stun-gun. None of them look too thrilled about it. I also included an extended version that shows their friends, who are actually doing the tazing. Although, based on their reactions, I'm going to go out on... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    Because this is the internet and the internet is magic-- "But I though friendship was magic." Friendship is a black magic SPELL. Besides, who said you can't have more than one thing that's magic? My penis is magic. I'm kidding, my penis is a voodoo curse. This is a video o... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2014
    These are the lion, tiger and bear BFFs at Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary in Locust Grove, Georgia. The three were found together as babies during a police drug raid. For reference, if police raided my place they would not find any exotic pets, although they might find flies are... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    These are a handful of shots (and a video) taken by photographer Rocio Preciado of 12-year old Chewbacca the dachshund playing with his friends Han Solo and Darth Vader. Wait -- Darth Vader? Darth Vader doesn't have friends. If anything, Darth Vader only has frenemies who ar... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2013
    The water's brown -- I should taste it. Note: My internet went out so now I'm at the library which I hate doing because this is way less a place of learning and way more a place where bums sleep during the day before going out at night to be creepy. Because apparently real fr... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2013
    This is the $137 Skull & Brain Friendship Necklace Set designed by Monserat De Lucca. You and your best friend each wear one of the pieces (I call dibs on the skull), then when you get together you put the brain inside the skull and have to walk really close to each other! Ju... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2013
    If you're anything like me, you're all alone in the world. Zero real friends. Hell, I don't even talk to a single other person all day except the barista at Starbucks and even she doesn't like me because I farted in line once and customers complained. Enter Client Partners, ... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2011
    According to Facebook, there are only 4.74-degrees of separation between you and any other user on the planet, making our world that much smaller and natural resources that much scarcer. "That's not how that works." You shut up! "When considering even the most distant Facebo... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2011
    43-year old Robert Jeffrey Young (43 isn't really that young, bro) and Mark Rubinson, 25, went to pick up their "friend" Jeffrey Jarrett for a guy's night out on the town. Only thing is, Jeffrey was dead. So what did they do? Loaded his blue ass into the back of their car an... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2011
    This is a video of DJ Sures and his homemade robotic friend WALL-E because, presumably, he doesn't have any actual human friends. Hey, neither do I, but you don't see me building robots, do you?! No, you don't. But you may catch me talking to stuffed animals. Also: myself o... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2011
    In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv). NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski -- can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song about Facebook. It's okay. T... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve. This is a video of some chick getting 152 of her Facebook friends' profile pictures tattooed around her arm. Why? I... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Note: This is only two of several, hit the jump to see all of them. What if historical events had Facebook pages? I'd have a lot more friends, that's what! Psyche, they probably wouldn't even accept my requests. THE BLACK PLAGUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS? WTF?! Oh m... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2010
    I always wanted one of those split-heart necklaces that you and your BFF were each supposed to wear half of, but I never got the chance. You see, I've never had a BFF. Or for that matter, even an F. I was raised by a powerful sorcerer. I had an owl. I thought he was my fri... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having a wonderful time with family and friends and not in out-patient rehab. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS FROM GEEKOLOGIE!... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Instant messaging account: Free Having a heart to heart with a guy friend: Free Finding out you're the one for him: Priceless Quote #761414 [bash] Thanks to Julian, who agrees Third Strike was badass, but he's not gonna marry you over it.... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger. Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars. In the bushes across the street. Also, I'm using a sonic... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Now let's go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for. Here, I'll get us started: the internet. Okay, and the sun. Love that thing, so bright. Hit the jump to see a video of the kitten-in-a-basket photoshoot.... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    Some would argue that I actually belong completely off the upper right side of the chart. And those people would be correct. Infographic of the Day: The Brains vs. Beauty Quandry [fastcompany] Thanks to Zach, whose handsomeness and genius can't even be quantified on a two di... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Don't even act like you didn't deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.... / Continue →