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  • June 30, 2015
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the Xenomorph/t-rex hybrid imagined by 3D illustrator Oliver Pabilona and based on this original concept by Croatian comic book artist St... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2015
    This is a video capturing a giant intake vortex at the Denison Dam spillway on Lake Texoma. The whirlpool is a result of the lake's unusually high water level due to heavy rains. It measures over 8-feet in diameter and is allegedly capable of swallowing a boat whole. Me? I'... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2015
    This is a video of Charles Tietjen sticking Nerf suction cup darts to his contacts and looking around like some sort of ultra creeper. I guess it was smart of Charles to only stick the darts to his contacts because I don't wear contacts and now both my eyeballs are hanging out... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2015
    This is the pupae stage of the Dynastor darius butterfly. It looks uncannily like a viper's head, and even moves to appear its going to strike when potential predators are around. Me? I have no natural defenses and get picked on all the time. If I were a butterfly my parent... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2015
    This is a newly described species of flapjack octopus that scientists find so precious that they're trying to name it 'Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis' and not Clyde like the orange Pac-Man ghost. Did I tell you I had a dream the other night that my girlfriend had an octopus tentacl... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Seen here looking like it's trying to hump a giant lava rock, this is some very rare underwater footage (it would have been even rarer if it were above water) of a giant squid giving birth. I'm not even entirely sure I know what I'm looking at. Of these thousands of babies, o... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    This is Matilda, a cat with gigantic alien-looking eyeballs as a result of spontaneous lens luxation, or the lens separating from the rest of the eyeball. She's a perfectly healthy cat otherwise, although she will eventually have to have surgery for glaucoma in the future. Di... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is the 'Mars Attacks!' alien facepaint job created by makeup pro Marla Malone. It took me a second to figure out where the human face even was. And it only took one additional second to completely forget again. I don't have a very good memory. Speaking of: anybody seen... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2015
    This is a video captured by Mauricio Hoyos near Guadalupe Island starring Deep Blue, a 20+ foot female great white shark that's estimated to be over 50 years old. In this video, she's heavily pregnant, making her even larger. Admittedly, that guy that keeps swimming out of th... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2015
    Apparently the climbing perch, which is indigenous to south-east Asia, heard Australia is the place to be if you're a f***ing weird-ass or terrifying animal, and wildlife authorities are worried the fish may invade the country and ruin everything. EVERYTHING. the fish uses th... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    This is a short video of a clever octopus carrying a coconut that it can hide in should it ever feel threatened (previously: this much longer video from 2009 that shows an octopus fully enclosing itself in a coconut). Pretty clever, octopuses. But do you know what I would wan... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2015
    Ampulex dementor is a newly described species of wasp from the Mekong region in Southeast Asia named after the Dementors from the Harry Potter series. Obviously, anything named after Dementors is bad news, and it's only a matter of time before there's some new street drug name... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is a timelapse of a bunch of bees being born. It was fascinating to watch. Apparently a stork doesn't bring baby bees the way it does human babies. I didn't know that, although I probably should have suspected it. I'm gonna be honest -- I'm not the smartest student in ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2015
    Zorak -- is that you?! This is a video featuring face closeups of a bunch of different praying mantis species (plus some grasshoppers) while they perform various activities. The short was created by Academy Award winning director Zana Briski to encourage us to rethink our rel... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    This is a beautiful video documenting some of the previously unseen deep sea creatures discovered off the coast of Puerto Rico. There are some straight up aliens in the mix. Things I guarantee Mother Nature doesn't even remember making. 'Wait -- I invented that?' I imagine h... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    This is a series of 3-D epoxied flooring options available from Dubai based Imperial Interiors. I've got the feeling they're expensive. Still, it would be awesome to add a sandy beach floor to my guest bathroom. "ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR BEACH THEMED GUEST BATHROOM." Please, it's ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    This is a video of a marine ribbon worm expelling its proboscis, a specialized sucking organ, onto a man's hand. Thankfully, that man's hand was not mine. The worm usually uses its proboscis to capture prey and grapple it in, eating it whole. Me? After watching this I will ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    This is a clip from Neil DeGrasse Tyson's show StarTalk of Bill Nye explaining sex from the Museum of Sex in New York. I'm going to be honest, the Museum of Sex isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined and as far as I could tell there are zero private fap booths. WARNING: The clip ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're into iffy looking costumes. Was this photo in the school yearbook or what? This is a shot tweeted by Suicide Squad director David Ayer of the Task Force X crew assembled. From left to right while I inject iced coffee directly into my ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    This is an infographic about sexting created by adult toy store Adam & Eve from anonymously submitted surveys completed by customers. I can't help but feel like their numbers are off. Only 31% of people admit to texting? I mean, I guess that could be accurate provided the ot... / Continue →