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  • October 17, 2014
    These are the $13 3-D tyrannosaurus rex and octopus coffee mugs designed and sold by ThinkGeek. The t-rex holds 17-ounces, the octopus 15-ounces, and both make the perfect mugs to differentiate yourself from the rest of your coworkers. "Nice mug, GW." NO SHIT IT IS, PHIL, I'... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2011
    This is the most complete dinosaur skeleton found to date, with a whopping 98% of its bones preserved. In comparison, the most complete t-rex ever found is only 80% complete. Well, 75% after the museum discovers the theft. You think I don't spoon a dino bone to sleep every n... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2011
    First of all, Plesiosaurs aren't actually dinosaurs. Dinosaur is a generic term for terrestrial vertebrates of the time, it's just cooler (albeit entirely incorrect) to say dino instead of 'giant prehistoric marine reptile'. Seen here in an artist's grody rendition just beg... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin'... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    As a man who's no stranger to hiding in a bathroom stall until the museum of natural history closes and then rubbing his supple, oiled body all over the fossilized remains of some Apatosaurus, I, uh -- is anybody else getting hot? No? Just checking. These are fossils from th... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur's nest, about to chow down on some baby dino. Thankfully, God spited the snake and wiped that mother out in a landslide. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SATAN! Scientists have found a 67 million-year-old fos... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2009
    These are dino bone shaped ice cube trays from design firm Fred. They come in Triceratops and T-Rex models and I would totally suck on either one. Unfortunately, I can't imagine these bones lasting too long in a drink. OR MY BED. Need to dig up a clever party accessory? Loo... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    Turns out the ferocious T-Rex (who, I would like to mention, is a brutal lover) actually started as a tinier, much more manageable size. OMG -- I'm going to grow them in my roommates closet! Also, weed. About 125 million years ago a tiny version of Tyrannosaurus rex roamed w... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2009
    Since I've been so good lately, God has decided to shine his golden face upon me with three previously unheard of dinosaur species for me to choose from as soon as my time machine is complete. Thanks, God. The two herbivores (Wintonotitan and Diamantinasaurus, middle and bott... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    Christopher Locke makes modern fossils using gadgets of yesteryear and concrete. Then he sells them to make a profit because he's smart and doesn't want to hold a real job. I'm with you, Chris. The modern Fossils are made from actual archaic technology that was once cutting-... / Continue →