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  • July 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos showing the process that sad and single ARuFa used to turn an ordinary shower head into a beautiful girlfriend. And by beautiful I mean she looks like the girl who craws out of the TV in The Ring. Is he like...going to pleasure himself to that? Wha... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the entrance to a wormhole, astronomers using the Pan-STARRS 1 wide-field survey telescope in Maui, Hawaii, have discovered a gas giant planet 80-light years from earth that doesn't orbit a star. It's just out there floating all alone in the... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    It's a real girl, it's a real girl, it's a real girl, it's a real girl. Because sad and lonely is a very real thing, a group of Japanese students at University of Tsukuba have designed a 'Girlfriend Coat' (not a new concept btw) that gives the wearer the sensation of being hug... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2013
    This is a $30 Forever Alone meme face statuette from ThinkGeek. It makes the perfect companion for the person with no companions. You know, I had a friend once. He might try to tell you we were just roommates, but we went halfsies on an entertainment stand so obviously there... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2013
    This is the 'Anti-Lonliness Ramen Bowl' by MisoSoupDesign. It's supposed to ward off loneliness by providing you with a friend. In this case, your iPhone. My phone is probably my best friend too. Aren't you, little guy? Phoney? Dammit, where'd he run off to this time? *f... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    Because men are constantly on the lookout for something that, if found by another human being, will forever brand them the saddest kind of pervert, somebody designed an iPad case with an integrated Fleshlight holder. For you innocent readers out there, a Fleshlight is a fake v... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    A Zelda-loving couple recently got engaged after brobro hacked an emulated version of The Legend of Zelda to display a "will you marry me?" screen upon entering the cave at the beginning to collect your wooden sword. *sobbing uncontrollably* Always an usher, never even a groom... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    The Sense-Roid is a mannequin fitted with sensors connected to a tactile feedback vest worn by a user. That way when you dry-hump the thing you receive the same sensations it does. Creepy as shit! The system is composed of a lay figure with tactile sensors to detect the user... / Continue →