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  • April 28, 2016
    These are the 'mens fashion wolf underwear funny 3D print boxers shorts' available from a seller from China through Amazon. The cost $22 for a 3-pack and have a wolf head printed on the crotch to release your inner beast. AROOOOOOOOOO!! That's the sound a wolf makes according... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2016
    Because Japan is the world's greatest innovator, these are women's stockings that have individual spots for your toes, and fake painted toenails printed on them. I just bought a pair but I am not impressed. "You put them on upside down." Oh. Also, are stockings supposed to ... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2016
    These are a small series of handbags that look like books. They come in Spell Book, Fairy Tales, and Holy Bible versions and cost $180 - $200 so you can carry around the ghost of the $200 you used to have before you bought a handbag that looks like a spell book. All the bags ... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2016
    This is the line of Alice In Wonderland inspired lady's footwear created by Irregular Choice and available online and in select stores starting February 26th. Prices range from $184 - $381 depending on the style, which actually seems pretty reasonable based on the amount of de... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2015
    This is the custom made Golden Girl underwear set available from Etsy Seller Bulletsandbees. $160 gets all four old ladies, or you can buy them individually for $40 - $52 apiece. The Blanche ones are the most expensive though because they're fancy yellow lace and CROTCHLESS. ... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2015
    These are the My Neighbor Totoro tights available from Hot Topic ($14). I am into them. I love Totoro. And I'm not just saying that because he's the neighbor I've always dreamed of, but he is. The neighbors I have now suck. Literally the only thing good about them is their... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2015
    These are the custom Star Wars high heels designed by UK based Irregular Choice. I don't know about you, but when it comes to footwear my choice is always irregular, because my left foot is 2.5 sizes bigger than my right. I am what you call-- "A FREAK." Your words hurt me. ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is the $60 R2-D2 Dome Purse available from ThinkGeek (among other places -- shop around!). It looks like R2-D2 and holds things. Not very big things, mind you. Will it be this fall's must-have fashion accessory? I doubt it. Will slap-bracelets and toe rings make a com... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    These are the $40 velvet Chewbacca leggings available from ThinkGeek (and possibly elsewhere but I'm not your personal shopper unless you let me ride in the cart in which case you've got yourself a deal but please don't push me too fast). The velvet gives them a little bit of ... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    The B.Sensory is a female sex toy that can have its vibrating pattern synced via Bluetooth to digital copies of erotic short stories. "Where was this when 50 Shades of Grey came out?" Honey! "Just being honest." What's the matter with the erotic fiction I write you?! "It's... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2015
    These are the DC Comics Batman Silhouette Tights available from Hot Topic ($12). They also have bear, bunny and cat ones that have the animal asses on the back of the tights. I thought that was a nice touch. FUN FACT: for every man who's ever waved a gun around robbing a ban... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    This is the Ocarina Of Time Fit and Flare Dress available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Zelda's dress from Ocarina of Time and costs $40 for any size, including 3XL, which should just about fit me. I'm going to wear it to bed. And to work. I'm going to wear it all the time,... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    This is the felt R2-D2 purse made and sold by Etsy shop krukrustudio ($185). It measures 17-inches (~43-cm) tall and 7.5-inches (~19-cm) in diameter and is even lined with what appear to be blueprints from the Death Star. I felt(!) like that was a nice touch. Remember when ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Remember those animal face with ears panties made by Etsy store Knickerocker? Well now they're back with these cupcake panties. They have frills and look like cupcakes and cost $45 a pair. Obviously, probably not the best choice for period panties. Just being honest. I lik... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    These are the Meteorite shoes created by Studio Swine for Microsoft (presumably for an ad, but possibly because Bill Gates has a meteor fetish). They 3-D scanned real meteorites from the Museum of Natural History, then used a milling machine to carve the shoes' outers from alu... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2014
    This is Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht's Spider Dress. It monitors the wearer's surroundings and respiration, and extends its legs if their breathing rate increases or somebody comes too close. Not a bad idea. Also, just wildly waving a steak knife around. It seems to work ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    Seen here showing the Bionic Bra to a young Colonel Sanders, Professor Julie Steele and Dr. Sheridan Gho marvel at their over-the-shoulder-boulder-holding prototype. The bra uses sensors to detect breast movement, and actuators to tighten the bra for more support. That way y... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2014
    These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a ni... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    These are the owl and other bird wing scarves designed and sold by Roza Khamitova of Etsy shop Shovava ($48 - $120). They make you look like you have bird wings. And who hasn't dreamed of having wings? They're beautiful, aren't they? Owls are probably my favorite kind of bi... / Continue →