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  • October 3, 2014
    These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a ni... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    These are the owl and other bird wing scarves designed and sold by Roza Khamitova of Etsy shop Shovava ($48 - $120). They make you look like you have bird wings. And who hasn't dreamed of having wings? They're beautiful, aren't they? Owls are probably my favorite kind of bi... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A group of students from North Carolina State University are developing Undercover Colors, a line of fingernail polishes that can detect the presence of common date rape drugs (GHB, Rohypnol and Xanax) by swirling a finger in your drink (previously: drug detecting straws, cups ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze t... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    Interesting graphic choice. These are Pixel Panties, lady's underwear that look 8-bit. They're currently an Indigogo project but already funded so you can get a pair starting at $25. They'll go perfect with a Minecraft creeper mask. Trust me, your boyfriend will love it. ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    These are the Iron Throne high heels made by jewelry designer and shoe customizer Nixxi Rose. She used painted sword cocktail stirrers for all the swords. Pretty clever. I also included some BONUS Freddy Krueger, Hellraiser, zombie and Breaking Bad heels she's created after ... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    These are the dragon hair clips made and painted by Etsy seller aishavoya. They cost $40 and and you can even request a custom colored one if you don't want of the Smaug or Game of Thrones dragons seen here. What colors would you choose? I think I would choose green with gold... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    This is the Urban Armor Dress designed by Kathleen McDermott. It has two proximity detectors that cause the dress to expand outward like an umbrella if somebody is standing too close. Once their presence is no longer detected, it closes back up again. Plus as a bonus deterre... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    Raise your hand if you've shit yourself in the past month. I have not (although if I had said two months it would be different). I've had lots of SCARES (mostly farts that turned evil at the end), but no real accidents. Enter UrbanUndercover (currently a nearly-funded Kickst... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    This is the $85 Dem Guts swimsuit from Black Milk. It's a one piece women's swimsuit printed with internal organs. It's weird to think we all have those things inside of us. I've always imagined my whole torso is just filled with blood. Apparently it's not though, apparentl... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    Remember the FlaskTie for men? Well now the makers are back with the FlaskScarf for women. Each $25 scarf (which comes in a variety of colors and stripes) has a hidden bladder than can hold up to 8-ounces of booze. Pregnant? Fill it with juice instead! Not pregnant? Get d... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2014
    These are the $80 - $200 silk scarfs designed by Celine Semaan Vernon of Slow Factory using open-source images taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope. Plus they're organic and fair-trade and all that so you don't have to feel guilty about wearing one. But you should feel guil... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    These are two different styles of Marvel combat boots available from Wet Seal ($40 and $45). I'm not a big fan of the hodge-podge design, but that's just me and they don't make them in a men's 12 so they're out of the question anyways. Remember the old insult, "Your momma wea... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello betw... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    I can honestly say my skin has never been that smooth and blemish free. These are the $25 Big and Little Dipper Constellation Earrings created and sold by ThinkGeek. As they point out in the product description, the dippers aren't actually official constellations, they're ast... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimul... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2013
    These are the Hogwarts houses high heels hand painted by Redditor Smartypants and worn by her sister-in-law akasha446 and the bridesmaids in her wedding. I'm not sure if the girls were actually sorted into the house of the shoes they wore, but I would have stabbed whoever got ... / Continue →