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  • May 28, 2013
    Everybody have a nice holiday weekend? Good. These are the $38 Green Grass Flip Flops from Firebox. They're flip flops with fake grass soles so you can get that 'walking on grass' feel all the time, even at the office. Your workplace frown on flip flops? Find a new job, pr... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    Are they supposed to be like, eating your feet, or are you STOMPING THEIR FACES? This is a pair of $30 dangling-eye zombie head slippers from Firebox. Their currently available for pre-order and are one-size-fits-most up to a men's 10.5. Which is a shame, because I'm a solid... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Because every girl deserves a pair of unicorn boots in her closet, Etsy seller Oonacat will customize you a pair. The boots (starting at $440) are made-to-order, so you can even suggest your own embellishments. I want mine to leave a rainbow pattern in the dirt! More of a dr... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    These are PaleoBarefoots, a pair of minimalist chainmail shoes made for running around in the woods pretending you're on a dragon slaying mission or whatever. They're a real product you can actually buy. WHY you'd buy them is beyond me, but maybe you misused your neighbor's t... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2013
    This is a pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. ... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2012
    This is a series of soon to be released limited edition Reeboks based on various characters from the Marvel universe. Unfortunately, they decided against making a Dr. Strange pair, so I'll be saving my money. I only wear flip-flops anyways. Flip-flops and penny loafers. Exc... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    Well folks, between the other high heels, eyebrow bajazzeling and anti-titty chess match dress code, it looks like today's turned into Ladies Night on Geekologie. And you all know what that means! "$4 flavored vodka shooters till close?!" HA -- sure, provided the flavor is r... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    Remember last year's release of Super Mario Converse special editions? Well they're back with another, this time in low-tops. Me? I like my tops muffin. Dropping next month for an undisclosed amount of gold coins, the Converse Japan One Star Super Mario Bros OX are the perf... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    This is a pair of women's Robin (of "holy how about a reach-around for once, Batman?" fame) socks with integrated capes. They cost $13. The company also sells Wonderwoman and Superman socks, but those are argyle and lacking capes. Which, let's not kid ourselves, are what mak... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2011
    Tom Boddingham ordered a pair of custom novelty slippers off website Monster Slippers. Tom, who's 6'7" and possibly the son of a Yeti, ordered a size 14.50 for his left foot and 13 for his right because DAMN BRO YOUR FEET ARE A SIZE-AND-A-HALF APART?! Mine are only 1/2, freak... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2011
    These are the Adidas Star Wars Campus Wampa Sneakers, which, for a shoe, is a pretty impressive name. Granted not as impressive as Holey Flipflop Ow Shit I Think I Just Stepped On A Nail, but now I'm going to have to call my mom and see if my tetanus shot is up to date. $150 ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    In 'shoes that won't cost thousands of dollars' news, here's a limited edition release of Adidas Kermit the Frog Superstar II's coming out late October/early November. They're green, have Kermit's iconic collar at the tongue, and read 'The Original Hip Hop' on the side in gold... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    So Nike released their Back To The Future shoes (The 2011 Nike MAG) last night during a special event here in LA that I was rudely not invited to despite 1. being right up the street and 2. Nike knowing good and well I'm down to one shitty pair of flip-flops. The bad news: the... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    This is a pair of $350 "data sandals" by Etsy seller PCB Creations, whose specialty is creating art out of printed circuitboards and other discarded computer pieces. OMG -- make me a computer monitor space helmet! Its summer and time to show off a unique pair of Data Sandals,... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    This is the latest Adidas x Star Wars gear to hit the street. And by street I mean sales rack, because this ain't the kind of shit that's gonna be sold out the back of a truck. iPhone 5 knock-offs yes, and I'll give you a great deal on one because you seem like a good person/... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Special EDITION. We saw the first two designs of the special edition release of Mario/Converse Chuck Taylors back in this post, and here are the other two designs (scheduled to drop in August). The first is of a Mario overworld scene, the second is of the final boss battle wi... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2011
    Forget my ultimate shoe, I want a pair of those! Seen here looking way too much like a shoe bomb to not be one, ForceShoes were designed to record every movement of a victim's foot to determine the severity of impairment following a stroke. But now they want to use them to ma... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    Boat shoes, yo. This is a shoe decorated by artist Phil Noto to looks like a battleship. As you can see, it has all the requisite battleshippy features. Most noticeably, a shit-ton of gray. Paint that thing green and you'd swear it was a tank! "No, no I wouldn't." *produc... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2011
    Kito Keyboard flip flops are exactly what they sound like. Unless you thought they sounded like actual keyboards you wear on your feet, in which case, okay, maybe I was wrong. Just kidding, I'm never wrong. Sometimes I do moonlight as a Dr. Wong though, but that's only to sn... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2010
    Want a pair of Twitter shoes? Don't ever talk to me again. How about a pair of Facebooks? Okay, those ones are actually pretty cool. NOT! Hoho, kickin' it 3rd grade style today! These are conceptual Twitter and Facebook shoes designed by Gerry Mckay for Adidas. If they e... / Continue →