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  • February 7, 2014
    Well, the football season is over and the Redskins lost -- AGAIN. We came close though. "You only won three games." I'm not even sure if we should be considered a professional team anymore. Maybe a couple years of arena football and we can come back. This is a series of fo... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2013
    This is The Ohio State University's marching band performing their 'Hollywood Blockbuster' themed halftime routine. It includes songs and visuals from Superman, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park and Pirates of the Caribbean. It does not include any scenes from th... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    This is a video of a drunk Washington State football fan pouring popcorn on himself in the rain as his team gets its ass handed to it by Stanford. I could watch this man all day -- and probably will. If you think I won't leave this video open in a tab all day today and tomorr... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2013
    This is a $30 Death Star Soccer Ball available from ThinkGeek (originally only available at the Star Wars Celebration in Europe). Of course, most of the world probably recognizes it as a Death Star football. The US just calls football soccer because, like the metric system, w... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Note: It's Columbo Day and I'm using it to take care of some real-life stuff. If I disappear all of a sudden in a cloud of smoke just know that I'm a powerful magician and will reappear tomorrow, possibly out of a top-hat. This is The Ohio State University's marching band p... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    This is a Volkswagen Super Bowl teaser commercial (because those exist now) featuring a bunch of dogs barking out the Imperial March. It was sent to me by Geekologie Reader Robert, who you might remember made the original AT-AT dog costume. Apparently he sent his plans to a g... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2011
    This is an old-ass video of a robotic goalkeeper named Ball-Lover Robokeeper that's programmed to track an orange soccer ball and never miss a save (unless you shoot in a top corner). Now I'm not saying I know for a fact I could easily get one past him, but I AM saying I know ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Picture unrelated related enough. If all goes according to plan, Brazilian police forces will be equipped with 'Robocop' sunglasses before the next World Cup (see what I did there?), capable of scanning and detecting the faces of known trouble-makers/terrorists and alerting of... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2010
    With World Cup fever in full swing what better way to celebrate than jamming a vuvuzela up somebody's ass playing a little bathroom soccer? Enter the Klokicker, the urine-based sport that's sure to have you staring at another man's wiener. Football mania while urinating ! I... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because that's where the Force is. You should use it. Plus deodorant. This is another awesome Star Wars-themed Adidas commercial featuring Snoop Dogg, David Beckham, and a bunch of other famous-ass people. Plus there's a funny Greedo scene! An... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2010
    Sure the Superbowl has come and gone, but the Saints beat the shit out of the Colts, did they not? WHO DAT?! It's me, silly -- the GW! That masterpiece of culinary greatness (and bacon) is called the Bacon Lombardi Trophy, or Bacombardi Trophy for short, and thanks to a grea... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2010
    This is a cartoon of Batman responding to the Bat Signal. Apparently he's a soccer (football) fan. Who knew? I always pinned him as more of a yacht racing kind of superhero. Or is that Thomas Crown? Steal me a Picasso! Even The Dark Knight deserves an evening off [ramblin... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    Looking for a great way to stick it to the man and catch up on 38 of 44 years worth of Super Bowl commercials? Well you're in luck broski, thanks to Adland's 38 Years of Super Bowl Commercials. I bet if you tried, you could watch commercials all day and not do a lick of actua... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party th... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Now let's go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for. Here, I'll get us started: the internet. Okay, and the sun. Love that thing, so bright. Hit the jump to see a video of the kitten-in-a-basket photoshoot.... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    Let's be honest with ourselves: our children, when first born, are ugly and their heads are all smushed cause they just got squeezed through a vagina like the last of the toothpaste. And by "our" I mean "your" because I don't have any kids. But now there's hope for your littl... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2009
    This is a picture in the Dallas Cowboys stadium of a giant display that is connected to a computer that (and I'm using my Sherlock Holmes-y powers of deduction here) was improperly shut down. Just a guess. Oh, here comes another!: morbidly obese. I know, I'd make a killing a... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    This is a little gallery of Master Chief's high school senior portraits. As you will see, he was one dapper young lad. And probably the star of the football team. Which means, more than likely, he dated all the cheerleaders and made fun of people like me. Yeah, Master Chief... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2009
    This is someone playing Halo for the XBox 360 on the Dallas Cowboys stadium video wall. It is fairly large. Not as big as my TV, but close. Per tipster Mike the Robot Destroyer: Long time follower of your site. I check it about 400 times a day to keep apprised of all activ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2009
    Somebody went and made a Pittsburgh Steelers computer case modeled after the team's helmet. This is it. It glows yellow to make your room look like you've got a secret gold stash in there or the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Sadly, I'm not allowed to watch sports anymore beca... / Continue →