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  • March 18, 2015
    Krispy Kreme recently teamed up with the Wilmington Blue Rocks minor league baseball team to start selling this Bacon Hotdog Donut in their Delaware ballpark this season. If successful, Krispy Kreme is considering rolling the beast out in its stores nationwide. If unsuccessfu... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    To advertise the speed of their 4G LTE network, Japanese mobile phone operator DOMOCO created this dumpling cannon that can prep and cook a dumpling almost instantly (previously: their shrimp tempura cannon). Of course, it can only prepare one dumpling so quickly before having... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    Because some companies are cool arriving unfashionably late to the bacon game, Little Caesars has just announced a dip-dish pepperoni pizza with a crust wrapped in 3.5-feet of bacon slices. I imagine it will be every bit as disappointing as the last time you thought Little Cae... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2015
    A massive lobster, a cake, and lox and cream-cheese pinwheels. We get it, you're rich. Wait -- is that a dinosaur egg in your crisper?! Remember LG's $3,500 Door-In-Door refrigerator? Well the concept was such a success with filthy rich people now they're releasing a DOUBLE... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    Filmmaker and Academy Award nominee PES, best known for his whimsical series of stop-motion videos featuring food created out of things that aren't food, is back at it, this time making a beautiful submarine sandwich out of old boxing gloves, footballs, socks, bicycle reflector... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is the $45 CinniBird pen (currently a nearly funded Kickstarter project). With the push of a button you can write on food with the ground spice of your choice. Obviously, I'm going to use ricin and cook up...a meal to DIE for. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *twisting ends of mustache... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    What do you say -- sleep between my buns? Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'l... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    Yep, just how I imagined it. Right down to the old lady in the baseball helmet. Ever wonder how your favorite fast food is made? Well if you want to keep enjoying it, it's probably best not to. This is a video from McDonald's revealing the McRib-making process, from raw mea... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    Note: Turn on the closed-captioning if you don't speak Dutch. This is a video of Dutch organic food purveyors ("experts" is the video maker's word, not mine) being tricked into trying a McDonald's Big Mac and McNuggets after being told they're actually new unnamed organic burg... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A Chinese chef was killed after a cobra bit his hand some twenty minutes after severing its head. The chef was preparing snake soup (a delicacy) and was bitten when he went to throw the snake's head away in the trash. Me? I would demanded a lowly busboy do it. 'By the time ... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    ZORAK?! This is a video of a semi-transparent glass mantis gnawing on a blue bottle fly. You can see the pieces of the fly traveling through the mantis's body as it's digested. Eventually, those pieces will become doodoo. And that dookie will fertilize the earth, eventually... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of a McDonald's cheeseburger (no word on with or without onions) being dipped in hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is formed in the stomach and makes up about 0.5% of food-dissolving gastric acid. The other 99.5%? Tiny warriors with swords and axes choppin... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2014
    These are shots of some of the foot items available at the Pikachu Cafe in Japan. "Foot?" Obviously I meant food. The cafe will be open for a limited time (until August 31st) outside the Pokemon XY movie exhibit at Tokyo City View in Roppongi Hills. I want that burger and t... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    Hey kid, great job with the wood but I'm trying to drop a deuce over here. An ancient Neanderthal turd found in Spain has revealed that our ancestors ate not only meat like some scientists previously thought, but a mix of fruits, berries, nuts and tubers. Basically anything t... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2014
    Meet Happy, McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot. Happy is happy because he just devoured the souls of countless children hoping for a Pokemon toy with their meal. "You know what the new mascot needs? Googly eyes and giant dick-biting lips," I imagine some executive arguing at a... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    This is a picture of super cool haired pop/rock singer Ryan Cabrera's foot after stepping on his iPhone charger in the dark. I don't know about you, but I'm never taking my shoes off again. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start wearing a pair of boots OVER my shoes. "What ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    OMG, I love prototype pizza! Pizza: hands down my favorite food behind tacos. And now the US military has developed a formula that can stay fresh for three years without refrigeration. Although "fresh" might be relative. When reached for comment, ninja turtle Michelangelo w... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    Warning: Video does contain some golden showers at the end (that's pervert talk for peeing on something). You can't see his pecker though. So apparently this video is a couple months old but it brought me great joy over the weekend so I'm posting it. If you've already seen i... / Continue →