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  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2015
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lovechild of McDonalds' Mayor McCheese and a vampire (likely Edward Cullen), the scary hamburger lamp watches you sleep and plots revenge for all the burgers you've eaten. Designed by artist Jun Takahashi, the lamp will be produced in li... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    The Swineapple is the brainchild of culinary genius Joshua Bush and consists of a hollowed out pineapple stuffed with boneless pork ribs. I suppose you could use any kind of meat, but pork and pineapple go together like peanut butter and jelly except way less likely for me to ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    This is a chart created by Food Republic of how to make 40 different style hotdogs from around the world. Hotdogs, as I'm sure you're all aware, are one of nature's most powerful superfoods and have been known to increase strength, intelligence, heartburn, and flatulence. W... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2015
    This is an Instructable created by SFHandyman detailing how to make your own gummi LEGO bricks and minifigs. It's not too complicated. Will they taste better than real LEGO bricks? No, nothing is ever better than the real thing. "You do realize you're talking about eating p... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    Because novelty socks are all the rage right now for people with disposable income (I only buy six-packs of white athletic socks at the dollar store), these are the custom printed Nike Elites made and sold by Etsy seller SickestSockCreations. They cost $36(!!), are fade resist... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    These are the 98 different raw foods that Dutch artists Lernert and Saunder cut into perfect 2.5cm cubes for a food-themed newspaper photoshoot. There's something really visually appetizing about the shot. Can you name all the foods? I could only identify like five, but almo... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    McDonald's has just announced that after 13 years they're bringing back the Hamburgler for use in marketing campaigns. In this case, to promote the introduction of their Sirloin Third Pound Burger. Except he's nothing like you remember him. AT ALL. Just look at that creeper... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Bowler Hat Colander available from Firebox ($20, but $80 total to get it shipped to the US, i.e. not worth it). It can strain spaghetti or accent a mustache and bow tie with equal dexterity. When I was a kid I used to wear a metal colander on my head to prevent th... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is the Spaghetti Meatballwich available from The Carving Board in Los Angeles. It has meatballs, mozzarella and marinara packed between baked spaghetti buns. I'm gonna go try it, I'll report back shortly. Five minutes later: Okay, I thinks somebody stole my car. "No, y... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're not staring at your monitor with a magnifying glass. If you are though, next you should look at the sun. This is a map compiled by Playboy using data from AskReddit (sounds legit) showing each state's signature dish. Rocky Mountain Oy... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    This is the yogurt, canned peach half and apple slices that Redditor dwimback disguised as an egg and fries to trick his kids. Looks like a healthy breakfast. You know what I had for breakfast? Breakfast, LOL -- what does it look like I'm living here, a healthy lifestyle? I... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2015
    Krispy Kreme recently teamed up with the Wilmington Blue Rocks minor league baseball team to start selling this Bacon Hotdog Donut in their Delaware ballpark this season. If successful, Krispy Kreme is considering rolling the beast out in its stores nationwide. If unsuccessfu... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    To advertise the speed of their 4G LTE network, Japanese mobile phone operator DOMOCO created this dumpling cannon that can prep and cook a dumpling almost instantly (previously: their shrimp tempura cannon). Of course, it can only prepare one dumpling so quickly before having... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    Because some companies are cool arriving unfashionably late to the bacon game, Little Caesars has just announced a dip-dish pepperoni pizza with a crust wrapped in 3.5-feet of bacon slices. I imagine it will be every bit as disappointing as the last time you thought Little Cae... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2015
    A massive lobster, a cake, and lox and cream-cheese pinwheels. We get it, you're rich. Wait -- is that a dinosaur egg in your crisper?! Remember LG's $3,500 Door-In-Door refrigerator? Well the concept was such a success with filthy rich people now they're releasing a DOUBLE... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    Filmmaker and Academy Award nominee PES, best known for his whimsical series of stop-motion videos featuring food created out of things that aren't food, is back at it, this time making a beautiful submarine sandwich out of old boxing gloves, footballs, socks, bicycle reflector... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is the $45 CinniBird pen (currently a nearly funded Kickstarter project). With the push of a button you can write on food with the ground spice of your choice. Obviously, I'm going to use ricin and cook up...a meal to DIE for. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *twisting ends of mustache... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    What do you say -- sleep between my buns? Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'l... / Continue →