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  • April 26, 2016
    This is a video of Cosmopolitan beauty editor Carly Cardellino demonstrating how to make scrambled eggs with a curling iron (previously: popping popcorn with a hair straightener). What's up with all the beauty supply survival tips, did the apocalypse happen and I don't know ab... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2016
    This is the footage captured by Alex Figueroa near Florida's Circle B Bar Reserve of a massive alligator eating a smaller alligator while two people stand entirely too close to the whole ordeal. That small gator will never have the opportunity to grow into a massive gator like... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2016
    In news that can only be described as a crash made in heaven, a truck carrying Busch beer products collided with Frito-Lay truck in Brevard County, Florida, sending hundreds of beers and bags of chips onto the interstate. Now that is an accident I would actually stop for and o... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is a video of a watch with a tiny bento meal inside. Why? Because Japan, that's why. You see those two prongs that were just ejected from the side of the watch? TELESCOPING CHOPSTICKS. I shit you not. I shit myself, yes, and more frequently than I'm willing to admit ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2016
    Don't overcrowd the pan? But maybe they want to mosh. This is the third episode of Metal Kitchen, featuring Linzey Rae of The Anchor joining forces with Atreyu (Artax, nooooooooo!!) to perform a metal song about how to prepare spaghetti and meatballs. And is there any meal m... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2016
    Apparently I missed these videos a couple months ago but somebody who's just a little quicker than I am (but still very slow) just sent them to me so I'm posting them now. These are two videos of fast food workers responding to a shitty looking robot that appears to be driving... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2016
    33-year old London resident Simon Smith has legally changed his name to Double Bacon Cheeseburger after eating a double bacon cheeseburger so delicious he felt like he should honor it. Personally, I would have gone with a tattoo, but that's just me and I know how to honor thin... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2016
    Are you going to finish that? This is a shot of a McDonald's Chicken McNugget Happy Meal six years after purchase. It was posted by Facebooker Jennifer LovDahl to raise awareness about how unhealthy fast food is (what -- it is?! I've never heard that before!), although that's... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2016
    To celebrate the Chinese New Year, Pizza Huts in Shanghai, China are selling these lobster pizzas. Each 98 yuan (~$15) pizza comes topped with bacon, mushroom, asparagus, red bell peppers, shrimp and lobster sauce drizzle, and an entire half lobster, shell and all. Interestin... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    This is a video of a crow fishing with a piece of bread. The bird is smart enough to use the bread as a tool instead of eating it. Basically the bird tears off a piece and floats it in the water. When a fish goes for it, it goes for the fish. That bird is easily twice as sm... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2015
    Sorry about yesterday, I had some surprise personal business to attend to (the government requested me for another spy op but I refused because they wanted me to wingsuit in behind enemy lines instead of being shot out of a circus cannon like I requested. My rider list is non-... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2015
    This is a short video of Master Splinter trying to make off with an entire slice of cheese pizza in a New York City subway. Or maybe it was a pepperoni slice but he already ate all the meat off and was going to tell the Ninja Turtles all he could scrounge was cheese. Michelan... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    This is a video demonstration of the automatic food dispenser that Ben Millam built for his cat, Monkey. In order to be fed, Monkey has to search the house for RFID tagged balls, which he can then return to the feeder in exchange for some kibble. No word if the water is still ... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    LiquiGlide may sound like something you'd find next to the condoms at the drug store, but it's actually a non-stick additive designed to make products pour more smoothly, with little to no waste at the end. No word how much mayo they wasted during testing, but in my mind there... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2015
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lovechild of McDonalds' Mayor McCheese and a vampire (likely Edward Cullen), the scary hamburger lamp watches you sleep and plots revenge for all the burgers you've eaten. Designed by artist Jun Takahashi, the lamp will be produced in li... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    The Swineapple is the brainchild of culinary genius Joshua Bush and consists of a hollowed out pineapple stuffed with boneless pork ribs. I suppose you could use any kind of meat, but pork and pineapple go together like peanut butter and jelly except way less likely for me to ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    This is a chart created by Food Republic of how to make 40 different style hotdogs from around the world. Hotdogs, as I'm sure you're all aware, are one of nature's most powerful superfoods and have been known to increase strength, intelligence, heartburn, and flatulence. W... / Continue →