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  • May 26, 2016
    Because some people believe that breakfast is such the most important meal of the day that it should be the only meal of the day, this is a video of competitive eater Matt Stonie (great competitive eater name) eating three pounds of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a gallon of milk in... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2016
    This is the hot wing Iron Throne constructed by chef Josh Elkin out of the meat and bones of his fallen enemies. Apparently the man really hates chickens. That is not nearly enough wings for an Iron Bone Throne though. I remember in college my friends and I people I knew a... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2016
    This is a video from Youtuber NightHawkInLight demonstrating how to make your own cheese ball machine gun using a leaf blower, some PVC pipe, and one of those giant tubs of cheese balls. It looks fun enough. You know a couple summers ago my friends and I each bought one of th... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2016
    250 pizza chefs working in shifts of 100 recently cooked the world's longest pizza in Naples, Italy. The pizza measures 6,082 feet, or 1.15 miles long. For reference, that is 1.15 miles minus 14 inches longer than any pizza I have ever baked, so they blew my record out of the... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2016
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's familiar with how food is made, a recent study by food analysts at Clear Labs discovered a bunch of yummy ingredients in veggie burgers that aren't supposed to be there, including rat and human DNA. But I thought that's what gives ... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2016
    This is the realistic LEGO pizza slice crafted by Japanese LEGO artist Tary. You almost want to take a bite, don't you? Be honest. Tell me your secrets. What are the little white dots supposed to be, the little pieces of fat in pepperoni? Raise you hand if you want pizza f... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2016
    Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2016
    This is Glass Gem Corn. It's a corn varietal with different colored kernels. I would have called it Rainbow Corn myself, but that's just me and I'm way better at naming things than some people. *ahem* Adam and Eve! The corn may look like candy, but there's no way it tastes... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    This is a video of Cosmopolitan beauty editor Carly Cardellino demonstrating how to make scrambled eggs with a curling iron (previously: popping popcorn with a hair straightener). What's up with all the beauty supply survival tips, did the apocalypse happen and I don't know ab... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2016
    This is the footage captured by Alex Figueroa near Florida's Circle B Bar Reserve of a massive alligator eating a smaller alligator while two people stand entirely too close to the whole ordeal. That small gator will never have the opportunity to grow into a massive gator like... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2016
    In news that can only be described as a crash made in heaven, a truck carrying Busch beer products collided with Frito-Lay truck in Brevard County, Florida, sending hundreds of beers and bags of chips onto the interstate. Now that is an accident I would actually stop for and o... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is a video of a watch with a tiny bento meal inside. Why? Because Japan, that's why. You see those two prongs that were just ejected from the side of the watch? TELESCOPING CHOPSTICKS. I shit you not. I shit myself, yes, and more frequently than I'm willing to admit ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2016
    Don't overcrowd the pan? But maybe they want to mosh. This is the third episode of Metal Kitchen, featuring Linzey Rae of The Anchor joining forces with Atreyu (Artax, nooooooooo!!) to perform a metal song about how to prepare spaghetti and meatballs. And is there any meal m... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2016
    Apparently I missed these videos a couple months ago but somebody who's just a little quicker than I am (but still very slow) just sent them to me so I'm posting them now. These are two videos of fast food workers responding to a shitty looking robot that appears to be driving... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2016
    33-year old London resident Simon Smith has legally changed his name to Double Bacon Cheeseburger after eating a double bacon cheeseburger so delicious he felt like he should honor it. Personally, I would have gone with a tattoo, but that's just me and I know how to honor thin... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2016
    Are you going to finish that? This is a shot of a McDonald's Chicken McNugget Happy Meal six years after purchase. It was posted by Facebooker Jennifer LovDahl to raise awareness about how unhealthy fast food is (what -- it is?! I've never heard that before!), although that's... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2016
    To celebrate the Chinese New Year, Pizza Huts in Shanghai, China are selling these lobster pizzas. Each 98 yuan (~$15) pizza comes topped with bacon, mushroom, asparagus, red bell peppers, shrimp and lobster sauce drizzle, and an entire half lobster, shell and all. Interestin... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    This is a video of a crow fishing with a piece of bread. The bird is smart enough to use the bread as a tool instead of eating it. Basically the bird tears off a piece and floats it in the water. When a fish goes for it, it goes for the fish. That bird is easily twice as sm... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →