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  • March 8, 2012
    Spiders: I don't mind them. Unless -- UNLESS -- they're trying to crawl in my mouth at night, in which case I'll wait till they're right inside THEN BITE THEIR F***ING EYEBALLS OUT. The Australian town of Wagga Wagga was recently covered in spider webs as the arachnids reloca... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2012
    Inb4 that is NOT how you run a bath. This is a video of a house in Norway that's set to be demolished. But, instead of standing in the basement and swinging sledgehammers at load bearing walls like they would in Poland, two guys decide to fill the second story bathroom with w... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2011
    Johan Huibers, who may or may yes need to stop eating spicy food before bed, had a dream that part of his native Holland flooded. So what did he do -- wake up and have a cup of coffee? Hell no -- he started construction on a "full-size" replica of Noah's Ark. I, uh, I would ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2010
    So apparently they're going to build a full-scale replica of Noah's Ark outside of Cincinnati. How big is full scale? HUUUUUUUUUGE. I think. But apparently still not big enough to accommodate any dinosaurs. It's enough to make a man question his faith. Answers In Genesis,... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2010
    Seascaper, get it? Like a skyscraper, BUT IN THE OCEAN! What do you mean, "of course I got it?" I happen to know for a fact that there are several of you out there that don't ever get anything but confused looks. FACE! hO2+ scraper is a design concept entered into the eVoI... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    We've already seen the epic battle of train vs. tornado, and here comes a train taking on a flood in Buenos Aires, Argentina . Who will win? SPOILER: NOT the poor bastards with the umbrellas. Youtube Thanks to Ross, who once beat up a caboose Street Fighter II bonus round s... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Because WoW can't wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I'd play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2009
    This is a picture of Philippine residents using power lines as a bridge in wake of the recent Typhoon Ketsana (bitch). EDIT: It is sad and Geekologie wishes everyone affected the best. Plus jetpacks. Using Power Lines as a Bridge Seems Incredibly Dangerous [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2008
    The Float-A-Pet floating dog collar saves pet lives should God decide to spite us with another flood for all the debauchery. When the collar's sensors detect water -- PFFFFT -- the collar inflates, keeping most tiny-ass dogs and cats afloat by their neck. Also, I'd say it pro... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2008
    No, not really. But the yellow buggers are helping scientists track the speed of melting glaciers. Whee? Should Greenland's 2.17 million square miles of ice ever melt completely, the water could raise sea level world-wide by 24 feet, swamping coastal cities that are home to ... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2008
    Art collective N55 built a walking house complete with bathroom and kitchen that can start hoofing it should shit hit the proverbial air-exchanger. It was allegedly designed to move to higher ground should a flood hit Britain. WTF, do they not have mobile homes in England? A... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2008
    Austrian man Martin Bierbauer was minding his own business, you know, getting his crap on, possibly flipping through a magazine or dirty joke book, when KA-BOOM! -- he was ass-blasted off the toilet by a barrage of hailstones from the shitty depths. "I heard the pipes rumbli... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2008
    The Gessi ceiling-mounted faucet is mounted to the ceiling because walls are boring. You control the flow with a little joystick (or optional remote) and they probably cost a fortune. Especially if you don't already have water pipes running in your ceiling. Still, I like the... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2008
    The Lilypad Floating Ecopolis for Climate Refugees is a giant floating city that people can live on when the world floods because Al Gore was right. It looks weird but I reserved a spot anyways because I'll be damned if I live in a flooded house. Unless fish promised to swim ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2008
    When the world floods only a few people will survive. I will be one of them, because I'm blasting off in a rocket ship instead of jumping onto a glorified cruise ship. But whatever. The Freedom Ship, which is a floating city, has existed as a concept for some time. But now ... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2007
    First of all there should never be an Oldsmobile with a license plate "PWNAGE" unless you are referring to how much your life sucks and how it seems that God constantly pwns the hell out of your ass for being such a failure. Example: I live a life of constant pwnage -- I found... / Continue →