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  • September 21, 2015
    This is a video of the Magic Candy Factory 3D gummi printer. It can print 15 - 20 gram gummi candies in 3 - 10 minutes using 10 different colors and flavors. I am going to print so many schnazzleberry penises, it's going to be ridiculous. I am going to be like Scrooge McDuck... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2015
    The Tired Hands Brewing Company in Ardmore, Pennsylvania, recently brewed a limited edition batch of Ecto-Cooler inspired beer called NectoCooler. They used grilled nectarines to add the citrus flavor to a sour wheat beer. Unfortunately for you and I, the beer was only availa... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2015
    Sure to be the biggest thing to happen to milk since chocolate, Prairie Farms has just announced a limited edition of Peeps flavored milks. The milks will come in Easter egg nog, chocolate marshmallow and regular marshmallow flavors, and give you a stomachache. You know, I ma... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    Mountain Dew recently conducted taste tests for new flavors at Kent State University. The flavors included Lemon Ginger, Mango Habanero, and "Mountain Dew Dewitos." Thankfully, Redditor joes_nipples was there to try the abomination. Man, why can't my nipples have a Reddit ac... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    This is First Class Camouflage, a new flavor available from Baskin-Robbins featuring patches of chocolate, salted caramel and cake-flavored ice creams. Plus they're selling camo waffle cones too. It's the perfect dessert for hiding out in the woods. "Why would I be hiding in... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2014
    Berries: everybody loves them. One time in college I was wandering around campus high when I stumbled across a wild blackberry patch. I sat there in the sunlight for like an hour just eating and dyeing my hands purple. It was the best day of my life. Now UK company Dovetail... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    This is the $500 Miracle Machine, a countertop winemaker that produces wine from water, grape concentrate and yeast in about three days. You just pick the style of wine you want to make, add the appropriate grape concentrates and yeast (available from the Miracle Machine onlin... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2014
    These are Cannadoms, weed flavored pecker jackets. They cost €1.50 (~$2) apiece, and I'm not sure I trust my birth control to a weed-related company. What if they got high and forgot to manufacture tips on them all? Maybe they're just chronic flavored penis sleeves. Plus wh... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Jelly Belly has just announced it's adding a hefeweizen inspired Draft Beer flavored jelly bean to its lineup. Personally, I'll be sticking to pear. PEAR IS MY JAM, HAAAAAAAI! *bouncing off the walls* "Jesus, GW, how many of those pear-flavored sugar bombs have you already h... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    Mountain Dew and Cheetos: the stereotypical bane of every gamer's keyboard. But do gamers actually eat Cheetos and Mountain Dew all the time? Yes. Although right now I'm on more of a Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Code Red kick. MY LIPS AND FINGERS ARE SO RED. Mountain Dew fl... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2013
    Move over Penis Shaped Sugar Bombs, because General Mills has just announced they'll be re-releasing all five of their monster themed cereals this Halloween, including Fruit Brute, the one nobody under the age of 35 can probably remember tasting. Fruit Brute, which was discon... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    Because everybody loves candy and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, here are some Eye of Sauron, Death Star, and galaxy lollipops (not to be confused with these planet ones) from Etsy seller designerlollipop. "Um, GW? Valentine's Day was yesterday." Oh really? Tha... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2012
    Let's face it: red is the best flavor Skittle. Why they don't just sell packs of all red is a crying shame. Tropical Skittles are an abomination and only two flavors of Wild Berry Skittles are acceptable (pink and red -- and pink is actually the same as regular Skittles red).... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool's joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other's fingers as s... / Continue →