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  • December 9, 2011
    The Photoblocker is a beer bucket from Norte beer that has a camera flash sensor that causes the bucket to fire its own flash, effectively ruining any photos taken in its direction. Because, as the company puts it, "what happens in the club, stays in the club." Great news, re... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself! ...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air! R... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    London-based marketing firm Work Club apparently has every Bart Simpson blackboard quote in one easy, pannable, zoomable piece of Flash. Suck it, iPads. Suck up all that blue liquid! Hit the link to read them all yourself. Blackboard [workclub] Thanks to nerdyAlien, who's ... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    This is a print ad created by Adobe taking a stab at Apple's lack of Flash support. Apple's (fake) response is after the jump, and it's exactly what you think it'll be. Seriously, just take a second to think of the joke (similar to this one), and then hit the jump and feel a... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    ROFLROFLOL! I see what you did there. Of course, it would have been funnier if Wonder Woman was the one missing. Get it? Because she's a woman. And women, as you may well know, are notoriously poor drivers but will sometimes flash their hooters if you honk your horn enough... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2010
    This $45 hoodie from 80's Tees makes you look like some superhero. I dunno, Lightning Man or something. Thor maybe? This DC Comics Zip-up Hoodie is inspired by the outfit worn by The Flash. The hood has a mask as well as the lightning bolt antennas as seen on The Flash. Of ... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2010
    Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It's highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack, although I dare you to come up wi... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2009
    This is a little gallery of superheroes in not-so-super situations brought to us by Super Not So Super. For example, this is Batman reading the foreclosure notice on his mansion/batcave. Also, his costume looks like shit. You know, I was so inspired by these superheroes doin... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car's bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury. The New... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2009
    Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it's own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial. Obviously, it's a terrible id... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2008
    Mimoco, the company best known for making cute USB drives (particularly the Star Wars series), recently held a contest in which fans were encouraged to design their own Mimobot and submit them for voting. Well the ballots were cast, and these are (five of the) six winners, eac... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2008
    Remember when we revealed Wicket as the second character in Mimoco's Series 3 of Star Wars flash drives? Well the remainder have been announced, with a Royal Guard and shiny-ass C-3P0 rounding out the set. Damn chrome dome, you're blinding me with that golden melon of yours! ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2008
    Wicket! Come collect your prize. Last week it was announced that Darth Sidious was the first character in the Mimobot Series 3 of Star Wars USB drives, but Wicket comes in a solid second. God I love that furry little bastard. So cute, I just want to eat him. I mean after s... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2008
    This is a steampunkified USB drive that comes to us all the way from Russia. As you can see it's got all the typical steampunk necessities, namely brass and copper. No actual steam though, that would be ridiculous (and dangerous to carry around in your pocket). Say, have I e... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2007
    The MIXA is a 1GB USB drive that looks like a cassette tape. It takes this idea to the next level. You got to the MIXA website and use some graphic creation software to design a custom sticker for each side of the tape, along with a sleeve to store the drive in. It costs $40... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2007
    The Thanko Spydisk packs an SD card reader/writer along with 512 MB of its own flash memory into a pen the size of one of those jumbo pencils you used in kindergarten because you had no hand coordination. The USB connector is hidden under the pen cap, and the car reader is beh... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2007
    Gimme Friction Baby is the winner of the 3rd Casual Gameplay Design Competition. You can play it here, or check out the rest of the entries here. Personally, I didn't find it to be all that fun. I mean, what am I supposed to do after my score hits 10 gazillion?... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2007
    Statetris is Tetris with US states. Try it on hard and then weep at your own inadequacies. / Continue →
  • April 2, 2007
    Universcale is a cool little flash app that displays the scale of everything in the Universe (or at least a lot of things in the Universe) and gives you a scale that puts them all in perspective. You can see how a single proton compares to a rabbit or how a rabbit compares to t... / Continue →