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  • December 12, 2013
    This is the first ever 3-D gif music video, created for 'Tendency', a single from bands Estate and Liquid Pegasus. Personally, I prefer my Pegasuses solid, but that's just me and I don't drink tiger penis tea either thinking it's gonna make my boners bigger. The video featu... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2013
    Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    But you know Frosty's claustrophobic! Remember the first time you touched snow? I don't. I do remember the first time I packed a snowball with a dog turd in it though, so that's something. Something that hit my little sister in the back of the head and got me grounded! Pan... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    Seen here reaching for the sky (or ground rather), 51-year old Yves "Jetman" Rossy successfully performed some rocket-powered aerial acrobatics last Friday, including the often tried, but rarely succeeded without crashing into the ground and dying "loopty-loop". In his latest ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    The race to the world's first 3-D pr0n is on, and China wants a shot at the gold! Me? I'm cool with a purple 'participant' ribbon. For fluffing. A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film, a report sa... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    This is old so you may have already seen it. And if so, congratulations, you just earned a gold ribbon in the internet. Please print out and mail 10 proofs of 'FIRST!', 20 comments completely unrelated to the subject, and 10 more calling the person who did post 'FIRST' a dick... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2010
    I always suspected Jughead was gay too, he's just not open about it. You've gotta admit -- dude loves the meat. Get it? Because he eats a lot of hamburgers! Wimpy from Popeye too. On September 1st, Kevin Keller, Archie Comics' first openly gay character, will be welcomed... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    This is a 'Pulp Fiction' styled Mario animation that Geekologie Reader Jeremie made. It is most impressive and has restored my faith in Geekologie Readers. For awhile there I was worried you were just a bunch of no-talent FIRST!ing ass-hats. So yeah -- thanks Jeremie, I need... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2009
    So apparently astronomers have spotted a planet that orbits its sun in the opposite direction that the sun rotates, the first known of its kind. Nice. WAY TO BE DIFFERENT YOU STUPID LITTLE PLANET, YOU JUST BLEW MY WHOLE THEORY OF PLANETARY ORBITY THINGS! You jerk. The star ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2009
    If you're anything like me, you probably saved yourself a couple grand by going with a piece of windshield glass instead of an actual diamond in your fiance's engagement ring. Just kidding, I'm not really engaged. But I would consider safety glass as a diamond alternative dep... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2008
    Well folks, it looks like today is Smart Car day on Geekologie. This here is an alleged Smart Car with a Porsche body kit. Hit the jump to see Corvette, Ferrari, and Lamborghini models. Needless to say, they're all fake and been Photoshopped. FAKE! FRIST! FIRSTIES! SECON... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2008
    That's right folks, this is not the light at the end of the tunnel, it's a star and orbiting planet some 500 light years away. While scientists have found numerous planets by detecting gravitational "wobble" in stars, "this is the first time we have directly seen a planetary... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2008
    Did you pick up a copy of the 75th anniversary Esquire magazine yesterday to keep abreast of men's fashion? No? Well how about for the "first e-ink cover in history"? No? Well don't fret, because this is a video of the thing. As you can see, it's a magazine with a little e... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2008
    Well folks, in case you had forgotten, the 3G iPhone goes on sale tomorrow. And, apparently, this assblastingcap in the photo was the first to procure said device because he lives in New Zealand, and somehow it's already Friday over there. Anybody understand how that works? ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2008
    The F1RST! shirt from Busted Tees costs $15 and let's everyone know you're one of those people. You know, the kind that wears printed novelty shirts. And likes posting FIRST in blog comments sections. AND that you have some fundamental understanding of where babies come from... / Continue →