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  • October 31, 2011
    JK Rowling, best known for her initials being the same as the acronym for just kidding (jk jk!), considered offing redheaded stepchild Ron Weasley in the middle of the Harry Potter franchise because she's sick she was in a "dark place", despite the fact she was a multi-milliona... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    This is the game cover for Portal Kombat, a game that only exists in 'a Youtube video of the fatalities' form (video after the jump). Still, it's better than nothing. It's also better than getting hit by a car in a grocery store parking lot, so you should really be thanking y... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    This is a Mortal Kombat themed love song entitled 'FATALITY'. And it was too -- on my ears! Thank you, thank you, you've all been a great crowd -- don't forget to try the veal (I poisoned the shit out of it) and tip your bartender (I plan on robbing him at gunpoint later on t... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    Angry vaj to the face! This is two-hour Youtube video called 'Pixelated Blood' that features over 500 finishing-moves from some of the crappiest fighting games to ever exist. Except Primal Rage, Primal Rage was the shit. Plus I'm filled with it. *headbutts barista into capp... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    Remember the Street Fighter IV ultra combos video from a couple weeks ago? Pretty awesome, right? Yeah, TOO BAD IT WAS A TOTAL SAUSAGE LUNCHEON. So to make up for all the man-meat, the creators decided to shoot another video featuring ladies bringing the pain to a bunch of ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Worst player ever. Some moron got hit by a car and sent to the hospital after attempting a game of real-life Frogger. Unsurprisingly to those of us who think people are inherently dumb as shit, this is not the first time it's happened. Game over, man! Authorities said the 2... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    Apparently a DC cop responding to a call managed to make his way through the closed set of Transformers 3 and ended up taking Bumblebee to Plow Town during an unscripted scene of auto-eroticism. Woopsie. While the movie was filming a car chase scene on 3rd Street and Maryland... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump because there should never be a video featuring a guy about to get his nuts sawed in half on the front page. Wait, that's not true. Hot on the heels of the 'WTF was that?' Mortal Kombat movie trailer or whatever the hell it was comes this previ... / Continue →