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  • July 25, 2014
    You ever wondered what it would sound like if an auditorium full of people cracked their knuckles simultaneously? Well your sleepless nights are over, my freaky friend, because this is a video of exactly that. Filmed at a PAX East panel in 2010, allegedly thousands of people ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2014
    This is a mesmerizing 15-minute video of an artist manipulating sand on a spinning surface to hypnotize your brain and make you do things you normally wouldn't. In my case, it was eat a healthy lunch. I'm kidding, I had half a box of Girl Scout Cookies and the Snickers bar I ... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2013
    This is the $13 Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Kit. It comes with two thumb-mounted lightsabers and a book with a bunch of different arenas to do battle in. Unfortunately, I have giant's hands so there's no way my thumbs would fit through those holes. Penis, yes, which... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2013
    This is a shot of some dude's USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D knuckle tattoos. For those of you who can't see and are listening to this via text-to-speech program, the ship was executed in a style that can only be described as 'kinda prison tatt-y'. Hit the jump for four more BON... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is a collection of jewelry designed by artist Jennifer Crupi that forces the wearer to make a particular gesture. You know, just in case you want to always be pointing but don't have the willpower to do it on your own. There's a bunch of different versions after the jump... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    I happen to know finger vibrators have existed for awhile because I remember going to buy vitamins at Target (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) and seeing that Trojan was even selling one. That one wasn't nearly powerful enough for my needs though so I wound up giving it... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2012
    Decent being a relative term of course. This is one of the three fingers cut from Galileo's hand in 1737 when his body was being moved to its final resting place after spending almost a hundred years at a temporary memorial (he died in 1642). Wow, who the hell cuts the fingers... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2012
    Because who wouldn't want to look like this crazy couple (I don't even think the girl has a phone and brobro looks like he's in the middle of calling an ambulance for the dead squirrel he can't stop staring at), Hi-Fun is going to start selling these Hi-Call $65 Bluetooth enabl... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    To celebrate the release of the World of Warcraft expansion tomorrow, licensed cosmetologist Algae Veronica painted herself these Mists of Pandaria themed fingernails, complete with plastic jewels on the thumb. I guess everybody celebrates video game releases in their own sepa... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2012
    One does not simply walk into the nail salon. "GW? That was terrible." I know, I know, I'm gonna tie a steak to my leg and run through the pound. This is a series of geeky nail art by cuticle lover/DeviantARTist KayleighOC. Most of them are entirely impractical if you ever... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2011
    Daniel is a cat. A cat with a human name. A cat with a human name THAT WAS BORN WITH 26 TOES. Normal cats only have 18 (eight up front), but Daniel the human-named cat, well, he's got two extra on each foot. You lucky dog! "He's a cat." You're an @$$hole. Normal cats hav... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    2012 Thumb-Wresting World Champion -- I'm calling it. This is James Byrne. PSYCHE -- it's just his hands. James lost his left thumb in a carpentry accident, and, after a botched attempt to reattach it, had it replaced with a big toe and NOT a lucky rabbit's foot despite that... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    But I wasn't! Multi-Touchâ„¢ For the second time, Apple was denied a trademark for the term 'multi-touch' by the US Patent and Trademark Office after the Appeal Board upheld the original rejection. God, move on bro -- she doesn't want you! For trademarks, "the greater the d... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    This is a video of a guy who I'll refer to as brobro but whose actual name is John (NOT James) Taylor playing Rimsky-Korsakov's iconic 'Flight Of The Bumblebee' on a guitar at 600 BPM. You know, JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAID. If you were hoping for something else you've come to th... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    Because of all the vampire shit going around, blood (NOT SNOT) is like sooooooo in right now. And what better way to cash in on the venous craze than a line of blood-inspired fingernail polishes? "I can think of a lot of things." Oh, right, RON POPEIL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2011
    A recent study by scientists who don't give a shit about curing cancer has determined that males with right-hand ring and index fingers of a similar length are more likely to have smaller wieners than males with a difference in lengths. And, as is clearly evident from the pict... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Ever wish you could move your fingers involuntarily? Hell no, that's how people wind up stabbing themselves (alternatively, running with scissors -- it's a no-no, kids). But did that stop researchers at the University of Tokyo from packing the technology into a wristband? It... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2011
    This is a video demonstrating just how well robotic hands can do things like 1. dribble a ball 2. throw a ball 3. throw and catch a cell phone 4. making me a piddle a little because I haven't gone to the bathroom since waking up 5. tie a knot 6. spin pens between their fingers ... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    This is a video of Jimmy the polydactyl cat (aka 'six-fingered cat' aka 'thumbs cat' aka 'mitten cat' aka 'Hemingway cat' aka etc. etc.) showing off his cool thumbs-up party trick. Hey kitty, watch me shotgun a beer! *thumbs up* Oh -- here goes another! *thumbs up* GOD I CO... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    Worst. HJ's. EVER. Seen here looking suspiciously like a spraypainted ostrich, a new species of dinosaur has been discovered that only rocked a single digit on each arm nubbin. Actually, it looks like its fingers ARE its arms. They probably couldn't type for shit! The ear... / Continue →