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  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2014
    Jello shots are basically nature's way of sneaking alcohol into your system without it noticing right away. And now Jeroen Domburg of SpritesMods has built a 3-D printer that can print basic shapes inside of them. They're sure to be a hit at your next sausage party. PI KAPPA... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2014
    A line of Adventure Time toys are coming to McDonald's Happy Meals starting January 17th. These are them. There's bendy-arm Jake and Finn, a face-changing BMO, sword-swinging Finn, spring-action Jake, and ice-blast shooting Ice King. I want them all. Guess I'm gonna have to... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    If there's one thing I love, it's nudity. If there's one thing I love but nudity is prohibited, it's sexy lingerie. This is a line of upcoming Sailor Moon themed bras and underwear from lingerie retailer Peach John and Sailor Moon creator Neoko Takeuchi. Each of the sets abo... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2013
    Because what good is Google Street View if we can't use it to explore places we've always dreamed of traveling but never will because life is just all work and then death, the folks at Google took a walking and diving tour of the Galapagos Islands so we can all take a virtual t... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    This is the robot created by genius David Neevel (of separating the creme for OREOs and typing by playing guitar fame) that only draws peens. Well, it can also WRITE the word penis too. It might be the most advanced robot the world has ever seen, even if the penises it draws... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2013
    This is a couple seconds of that giant squid video that's supposed to come out later this month. This clip was aired on some morning news program, where Miami correspondent Doug Herpaderp had this to say: "Of course, after yesterday's news of the baby giant squid and this one,... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2012
    Because squeeze bottles don't exist, PhD student Dave Smith invented a sprayable coating that can used to line ketchup bottles so they pour quicker and with zero clogging. Did you hear that, cheeseburger? I WILL DROWN YOU IN CONDIMENTS. No word how many types of cancer the s... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2012
    Tired of building your own unofficial LEGO R2-D2's? That's a first-world problem if I've ever heard of one. But LEGO is dropping a 2,100-piece astromech droid in May anyways as part of their Ultimate Collector Series. He stands just short of a foot tall, will cost around $25... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2012
    I need one for every day of the week! Just kidding, I'll wear the same one every day because I'm nasty. This is an 8-bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweater available for pre-order (shipping in June) from Entertainment Earth. Plus it's only $40! I didn't know you could even... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2010
    In a recent act of actually doing something useful instead of trying to kill us all with robots/determine which animal has the biggest balls, scientists have taken a step towards the proverbial fountain of youth. Which may or may yes involve genetic manipulation. I'm gonna be... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2010
    I dunno, that looks less like a street and more like stepping in a bunch of penguin shit just waiting to happen. Cute 'lil fellas though. Anyway, Google Street Views of Antarctica: it's happened. Next up: the moon. I get to drive the rover! " But GW -- haven't you been dri... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    That's right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran, hello cavities! (I'm gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    Remember Star Wars Uncut, the online project in which 473 people recreated 15-second clips from Star Wars: A New Hope with cardboard costumes and/or LEGO and the world's shittiest CGI? Well the project has been completed, and there's a five minute trailer after the jump. And ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Chainable USB plugs allow you to plug in multiple newfangled USB powered gizmos without sacrificing a port to any one device. Unfortunately, they're still conceptual at the moment. But did that stop me from plugging 100 of them together and setting my laptop on fire? OF COUR... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    Finally, we can all sleep a little easier at night knowing Waldo is at 76 Putney High St, Wandsworth, UK. But why is he waving? Did he want to be found? Or is it really *tearing off mask* OLD MAN JENK....woops. Sorry about the face, Waldo. Google Maps via Where's Waldo? On... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2010
    Finally, USB wall outlets. The $10 'TruePower UCS Power Outlet With Built-in USB Ports' not only has a terrible name, but will also be shipping early this year. It makes the perfect receptacle for all your USB gadgetry, and a terrible Valentine's gift for a lady-friend. But ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Remember how you heard J.J. Abrams snuck R2-D2 somewhere in the new Star Trek movie? And remember how you kept going back to the theater with the hopes of spotting him? God, you need a hobby. I dunno, World of Warcraft or something. Anyway, thanks to the recent release of th... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2009
    First of all, I'd like to apologize for taking so long to grade your haiku, but I took my time and read EVERY SINGLE ONE. I just wasn't expecting 1,600 entries, since I didn't even get that many comments ON MY BIRTHDAY. Read: everyone who entered but didn't wish me a happy bi... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2009
    Physicists have invented a coffee mug to keep your beverage at the ideal temperature for 30 minutes. What is the ideal temperature? Allegedly 58 degrees Celsius (136.4 degrees Fahrenheit). I beg to differ. The key for this magic trick is physics and PCM--phase change materi... / Continue →