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  • January 26, 2016
    This is the £100 (~$144) Star Wars Death Star BBQ available from The Fowndry. It's a stainless steel BBQ grill that looks like the Death Star. Plus its superlaser actually functions as an adjustable thermal exhaust port. *opening lid* Come, young padawans -- the tauntaun bu... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2015
    Because literally every product has to be available with a Star Wars theme or George Lucas goes to bed sad, these are the Darth Vader mask and Death Star funeral urns available from U.K. based Urns For Ashes. The 3-D printed urns cost around $225 and can be custom colored so y... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2015
    These are the cheese singles style chocolate slices being sold by Japanese company, Bourbon. Each package contains five 2-mm thick soft slices of nama chocolate and costs around $3. My peanut butter and banana/chocolate/honey/marshmallow fluff sandwich game is never going to ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    This is Fallout 4's official launch trailer. It provides much more insight into what you'll actually be trying to accomplish in the game. Apparently The Institute, that mysterious advanced technology organization plays a major role, because they've created near human-like and... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2015
    This is a shot of the most important new emojis included in the upcoming iOS 9.1 update. Which one are you most excited about? "APPLE SUCKS ANDROID'S ROBOT BALLS!" I should have known that was coming. Still, all you iPhone users can thank my letter-writing campaign for the ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    No, BB-8, you can't have sex with all the oranges. A miniature home version of the BB-8 droid from the upcoming Star Wars movie is now available (well, tonight at midnight) from Sphero for $150. It can be controlled via a smartphone/tablet app, or set to autonomously patrol y... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2015
    Remember that homemade wooden Game Of Thrones RISK game somebody made for themselves? Well now USAopoly (with licensing from Hasbro and HBO) is releasing an official version. It's the perfect combo! Like casually drinking beer and napping on a Saturday afternoon. The game... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2015
    In news that made my tummy rumble and my belly button wink at me, Pizza Hut has just announced their hotdog stuffed-crust pizza will finally be available in the US on June 18th. The pizza already debuted in Canada, the UK and Australia some time ago, which makes no sense becau... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    After more than sixty years of terrorizing the country, Japan has finally recognized Godzilla as an official resident in the hopes he'll calm the f*** down and stop going apeshit on everything all the time. His residency paper above reads: Name: Godzilla Address: Shinjuku-k... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is a redneck themed bad lip reading of The Avengers. It's arguably better than the real movie, although I haven't seen the real movie because it's rated PG-13 and my parental controls (read: the movies my mom will sit through with me) are set to PG. I've seen Paul Blart:... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2015
    Downtown Disney in Orlando, Florida, has just announced an Indiana Jones themed bar coming this fall. I am probably the most excited a person can be about it, especially considering I'll probably never go. Florida Man has it out for me, and that guy means BUSINESS. Jock Lind... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    Universal Studios and Nintendo have just announced a partnership to bring Nintendo game themed rides and attractions to Universal Studios amusement parks. Will there be a Mario Kart ride?! There better be. Plus Metroid, Super Mario Bros, and a whole section dedicated to the ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    This is the line of realistic wearable muscle suits available from Flex Design Costumes. They come in a wide range of musculature and colors (over 24, including neon pink, light blue, and gold) and range from $750 - $3,500. I feel like this one's nipples are staring down at t... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2015
    Free, user-contributed language learning app Duolingo has announced their plan to release a course in Klingon for English speakers on February 21, 2016. So not soon enough to be able to talk to your lover in Klingon for Valentine's Day, which is a shame because I've always fel... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is the Spaghetti Meatballwich available from The Carving Board in Los Angeles. It has meatballs, mozzarella and marinara packed between baked spaghetti buns. I'm gonna go try it, I'll report back shortly. Five minutes later: Okay, I thinks somebody stole my car. "No, y... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    The XM42 is allegedly the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Is that true? No clue, I've never been in the market for a flamethrower before. Jk jk, I have never NOT been in the market for a flamethrower. I have dozens. I basically sleep on a pile o... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    He's even got the red and black lumberjack! If you haven't already from a link on Facebook is a video of Earl Sinclair from the early 90's sitcom 'Dinosaurs' edited to perform Biggie's 'Hypnotize'. It is basically the reason the internet was invented, besides p0rn and Geeko... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2015
    This is a video of a bunch of origami cranes (chickens?) with magnets in their feet that dance when placed on a special stage with electric current moving underneath. This is basically as far as you can take origami. And, for the record, I'm still not convinced those aren't j... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2014
    This is the Kickstarter for the Hendo Hoverboard, a board that can hover about an inch off the ground using four magnetic field inducing engines. THE BOARD ONLY WORKS ON NON-FERROMAGNETIC SURFACES THOUGH (i.e. sheets of copper or aluminum). That's the drawback. And a pretty ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    These are the Blades of The Rainbow Ninja sold by ThinkGeek. You can get two short swords for $30, three knives for $30, or all of them for $50. I just ordered zero of each. My blade is the color of the darkest night. For reference, that is a very dark black. But if you ev... / Continue →