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  • April 15, 2016
    A board game based on Jim Henson's Labyrinth is due out this summer, and I am going to play it so hard. The game is being developed by River Horse and The Jim Henson company and actually sounds kind of amazing. Gameplay details and what's included while I wheel myself around ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2016
    These are the Adventure Time themed BMO and Princess Bubblegum boots available from Dr Martens (previously: Jake and Finn versions). The BMO's cost $135, Princess Bubblegum $150, and I just added the BMO ones to my birthday list. Granted nobody will get them for me, but they'... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2016
    These are a small series of handbags that look like books. They come in Spell Book, Fairy Tales, and Holy Bible versions and cost $180 - $200 so you can carry around the ghost of the $200 you used to have before you bought a handbag that looks like a spell book. All the bags ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2016
    This is a video of veterinarian Dr Joe Hollins giving Jonathan the Giant Tortoise the first bath of his life. For reference, I have never had a bath and I'm an 800 year old warlock, but you don't see me making the news. Journalism is dead. Jonathan is not though, and lives o... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2016
    This is the Pizza Pocket Shirt. It's the perfect shirt for people who love pizza, messy shirts, and a greasy left nip. The breast pocket is the perfect size for holding a single slice of pizza. Prefer going topless? Maybe the Pizza Pouch Necklace is more your thing. Me? I... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2016
    This is the official LEGO Marble Maze set being released this April. The set was designed by Jason Allemann, whose LEGO labyrinth set this one is based on I previously posted back in 2012 HERE. Well LEGO has finally decided to make it. The 769 piece set will cost $70, which ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    For those of us without millions of dollars, this is the $6 Pizza Night Light designed by Steph Mantis. It looks like a little slice of cheese pizza on a paper plate and helps keep monsters away while you sleep. Plus illuminate the walk to the bathroom for that 3AM spicy jala... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2016
    Because sometimes my prayers actually get answered with more than just God's laugh, here's a peek at a production sample can of the new Hi-C Ecto Cooler that's returning with the new Ghostbusters movie. I believe it's only going to be limited edition though unless we all manag... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2016
    This is the £100 (~$144) Star Wars Death Star BBQ available from The Fowndry. It's a stainless steel BBQ grill that looks like the Death Star. Plus its superlaser actually functions as an adjustable thermal exhaust port. *opening lid* Come, young padawans -- the tauntaun bu... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2015
    Because literally every product has to be available with a Star Wars theme or George Lucas goes to bed sad, these are the Darth Vader mask and Death Star funeral urns available from U.K. based Urns For Ashes. The 3-D printed urns cost around $225 and can be custom colored so y... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2015
    These are the cheese singles style chocolate slices being sold by Japanese company, Bourbon. Each package contains five 2-mm thick soft slices of nama chocolate and costs around $3. My peanut butter and banana/chocolate/honey/marshmallow fluff sandwich game is never going to ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    This is Fallout 4's official launch trailer. It provides much more insight into what you'll actually be trying to accomplish in the game. Apparently The Institute, that mysterious advanced technology organization plays a major role, because they've created near human-like and... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2015
    This is a shot of the most important new emojis included in the upcoming iOS 9.1 update. Which one are you most excited about? "APPLE SUCKS ANDROID'S ROBOT BALLS!" I should have known that was coming. Still, all you iPhone users can thank my letter-writing campaign for the ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    No, BB-8, you can't have sex with all the oranges. A miniature home version of the BB-8 droid from the upcoming Star Wars movie is now available (well, tonight at midnight) from Sphero for $150. It can be controlled via a smartphone/tablet app, or set to autonomously patrol y... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2015
    Remember that homemade wooden Game Of Thrones RISK game somebody made for themselves? Well now USAopoly (with licensing from Hasbro and HBO) is releasing an official version. It's the perfect combo! Like casually drinking beer and napping on a Saturday afternoon. The game... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2015
    In news that made my tummy rumble and my belly button wink at me, Pizza Hut has just announced their hotdog stuffed-crust pizza will finally be available in the US on June 18th. The pizza already debuted in Canada, the UK and Australia some time ago, which makes no sense becau... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    After more than sixty years of terrorizing the country, Japan has finally recognized Godzilla as an official resident in the hopes he'll calm the f*** down and stop going apeshit on everything all the time. His residency paper above reads: Name: Godzilla Address: Shinjuku-k... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is a redneck themed bad lip reading of The Avengers. It's arguably better than the real movie, although I haven't seen the real movie because it's rated PG-13 and my parental controls (read: the movies my mom will sit through with me) are set to PG. I've seen Paul Blart:... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2015
    Downtown Disney in Orlando, Florida, has just announced an Indiana Jones themed bar coming this fall. I am probably the most excited a person can be about it, especially considering I'll probably never go. Florida Man has it out for me, and that guy means BUSINESS. Jock Lind... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    Universal Studios and Nintendo have just announced a partnership to bring Nintendo game themed rides and attractions to Universal Studios amusement parks. Will there be a Mario Kart ride?! There better be. Plus Metroid, Super Mario Bros, and a whole section dedicated to the ... / Continue →