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  • November 25, 2014
    This is a video captured by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute of a female anglerfish (aka Black Seadevil) in her natural habitat. Allegedly it is the first time scientists have managed to document the fish in the wild. And, God wiling, it will also be the last. *p... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    This is a short Vine video released by Greenpeace of a couple squids attacking one of their submarines in the Bering Sea between Russia and Alaska. I'm not even sure what the hell I'm watching, but I guarantee you that evil sea-witch Ursula is behind it. Now raise your hand i... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the second installment of Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg's Plizzanet Earth (previously: this one). In this week's episode: a seal being eaten by Jaws. You know, somebody really needs to just go ahead and green-light a whole series of hour-long episodes of these. I could... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    This is a questionable video of thrill-seeker/possible jackass Terry Tufferson illegally jumping off a cliff into Sydney Harbor when he encounters a great white. So what does he do? Involuntarily shit his bathing suit like a normal person? Maybe. But he also managed to esca... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    In news that I really didn't need to remind me to never venture out in the ocean past my ankles, scientists are stumped as to what the hell ate a 9-foot great white shark. What do you think it was? A bigger, cannibal great white shark? Your guess is good as mine, unless you ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    This is a shot of the 3-foot spiny dogfish shark that scientists were in the process of reeling in when it was swallowed by a much larger sand tiger shark. What the hell, Mother Nature? "It's the circle of life, bro." Don't call me bro, I'm not your bro -- you know you've be... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2013
    This is a picture of an Australian fisherman cutting himself out of a shark. It didn't actually eat him though, he just caught the shark, gutted it, then climbed inside to have the picture taken. That's pretty sick. Now listen: I hate sharks as much as the next guy who agree... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2013
    This is a video of two humpback whales off the coast of central California coming up to feed when they almost swallow two divers. Could you imagine being swallowed by a whale? Man, that would certainly be a story to tell IN THE BIBLE. Back me up, Jonah! "I spent three days ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    WARNING: Bro lets out a solid 'HOLY SH!T' at the 0:22 mark. This is a video of kayak fisherman Isaac Brumaghim just doing his thing, reeling in a fish, when Chompy the shark breaches the water and tries to steal it from him. That's rude. I don't care how hard some marine bio... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2012
    This is a shot of the moment before a big shark eats the smaller shark Redditor Mancubus1 was in the process of reeling in. I know that feeling, and it sucks. Because one time I had a mermaid on the line but then this merman came along and threw a trident at me and I was all,... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2012
    Researchers at the University of Virgina (dammit, Wahoos!) have built a robot that mimics the swimming movement of a manta ray. Why? No GOOD reason, I can tell you that right now. Also, who killed Kennedy. Two words: the Russians. "Nope." Space aliens? "Now you're just g... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Seen here falling for the ol' fish head on a hook trick, the world's first documented hybrid shark stares into the camera with a googly eye. Scientists believe the species is humping around in direct response to climate change, which I believe. It's too f***ing hot in here, I... / Continue →