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  • May 18, 2015
    This is a video of two Kendo martial artists trying to whack each other with lightsabers. It's basically my idea of the perfect workout. I mean watching it, not actually doing it. One time I watched a guy pedal on a stationary bicycle for almost an hour. You know how many c... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2015
    This is a local news report from Sacramento, California about 73-year old crazy person Carl Moore punching a bear in the face to protect his dog. Most people only joke about fighting bears. Carl and I? We actually f***ing do it. What I wouldn't give to sit around and drink ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2015
    This is a short video of some little jerk who provokes a monkey in Shimla, India, and receives swift justice in the form of an immediate jumpkick to the face. You know how they say don't tap on the glass at the zoo? Well this is what happens when there isn't any glass. Kee... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2015
    This is the 80's style music video for David Hasselhoff's new song 'True Survivor', the theme to the crowdfunded film 'Kung Fury'. The song is pretty awful, but the music video -- the music video was decent. It's got everything: dinosaurs, fire, sick graphics, more fire, futu... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2014
    This is a video of two ABB brand industrial robots swinging katanas in a choreographed fight sequence. Who do you think wins? If you answered, "Neither, this is clearly just a demo highlighting the robots' precision," congratulations, you're obviously a better guesser than I ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're from the bigger is better school of penises. This is a cartoon poster of all 151 original Pokemon doing battle simultaneously as imagined by artist Jhall Comics. You can buy prints/posters/phone cases of the design HERE and shirts HERE... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2014
    Because Australia, this is a video of two kangaroos duking it out in a suburban neighborhood. Presumably over a lady. They look so crazy it almost seems fake. I never realized how strong kangaroo's tails were and how much they use them to balance, especially when kicking the... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2014
    This is a video of two koala bears arguing with voices that sound like a cross between a party blower and a dog's squeaky toy. No word what they were arguing about, but I suspect it had something to do with eucalyptus leaves. Fun fact: koala bears aren't actually bears, some ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    Ooooooh, lotto scratchers. This is a video news report (including surveillance footage) of five-time Sri Lankan mixed martial arts national champion Mayura Dissanyake preventing the robbery of a gas station coworker who was returning to the store after a trip to the bank. Com... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a video of a Korean taekwondo martial artist successfully kicking four separate stacked targets in the air before landing on his feet. Granted it's not the most solid landing I've ever seen, but it's still better than you or I could do. I imagine I would miss all the ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    45°C (~113°F)? That's a little hot for a sword fight! This is a video news report about a sword fight that broke out between two rival Sikh groups in Punjab, India. The fight occurred at the Golden Temple and allegedly started over an argument about who would get to speak at... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2014
    In 'why aren't you taking this seriously' news, members of the US Air Force recently announced a contingency plan to deal with a monster threat like Godzilla. God willing, this is where all my 2012 - 2013 tax dollars went. During an interview with the Smithsonian's Air and ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video compilation of Mike Tyson fights with Street Fighter sound effects added. Just like the title says. Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of those punches? Your body would just explode. At least mine would. Probably through the anus. What? I... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2014
    This is the Lorica, a new suit of high-tech armor designed by the Australia based company Unified Weapons Master. The suit is packed with sensors so combatants can beat the shit out of each other with weapons without doing any serious damage. Weird, I thought doing damage was... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2014
    This is the Batman versus Terminator animated short created by Tony Guerrero and Mitchell Hammond. Some background while I cough my f***ing lungs out into the sink. I swear I hocked up something this morning that was like, alive. I tried to scoop it up in a paper cup but it ... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2014
    This is a Dragon Ball Z fight imagined in real life. I dunno, if you're into Dragon Ball you might like it. I'd be lying if I told you I watched all eight minutes though, because time is money and I'm broke right now. Thankfully I'm still rich in...dammit, I've got to be ric... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Cats: like me, they love doing battle. There's nothing more exhilarating in a cat's life than tearing something else with a heartbeat to pieces. This is the cat battle armor made and sold by Etsy shop schnabuble (previously: this cat battle armor). It costs $500, which is wh... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2013
    Brass knuckles: if you use them in a fist fight it's cheating and I will stab you because if you're going to cheat I'm going to cheat even worse. The first rule of fighting is if you break a rule there are no rules anymore. Trust me, I used to do MMA. No I didn't, but I did ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2013
    Remember planking? I hope now you can look back and realize just how stupid that was. I'll give you a minute to delete all the pictures off your Facebook profile. Done? Now accept my friendship request already. This is a series of shots of Japanese schoolgirls recreating D... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2013
    Really? Because I could have sworn all my professors were teaching droning. Get it?! Because they just rambled on monotonously all the time! "Well obviously they weren't teaching comedy." GOOD ONE. How's that dickbaggery major working out for you? The pilotless aircra... / Continue →