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  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video compilation of Mike Tyson fights with Street Fighter sound effects added. Just like the title says. Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of those punches? Your body would just explode. At least mine would. Probably through the anus. What? I... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    This is some dash-cam footage from Russia (where else?) of a guy in a Toyota Camry constantly trying to get in front of and stop another Ruskie in a Nissan MPV, presumably to stab him with the the knife he has. He finally gets the guy to swerve off the road into a ditch, then ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2013
    This is a promo video for the Polska Liga Walk Rycerskich, a fighting league for people dressed in full medieval armor and swinging actual (albeit not super quality) swords and axes and maces at each other. I'm going to join and, God willing, die a hero's death in my first bat... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2013
    This is a small series of digital art created by MikeVDesign of Disney princesses as fighters in a Capcom game. Honestly, I'm not sure I would fight any of them, but that's only because I don't fight girls. I hire Amazons to do do all my girl fighting for me. Don't I, Wonder... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2012
    Rex Velvet (who we will now only refer to as Mr. Mustache), Seattle's pretend supervillain hellbent on taking down Phoenix Jones and the rest of his band of misfits (who don't have full-time jobs that prevent them from having the time/energy to run around in costumes at night p... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2012
    According to experts, if confirmed, this will be only the second depiction of a female Roman gladiator ever found, but even more impressive than the first considering this one killed whatever the hell she did with only one a single hand and leg. I wouldn't f*** with her if I w... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of two kids duking it out in taekwondo set to the Mortal Kombat movie theme. It...will probably be the best thing you see all day. Plus Sub Zero there in the blue keeps throwing this reverse kick at Scorpion that will blow your f***i... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Hell no I'm not giving you a high-five -- and put those titties away, gramma! This is a video of Carrie Fisher looking more like a f***ing alien than Princess Leia (is that rhinestone eyeshadow?!) responding to William Shatner's video about how much better Star Trek is than St... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2011
    Ever wanted to watch a video of two turtles duking it out with lightsabers? Today's your lucky day! Just got fired and found out your girlfriend left you? Today's the worst day of your life! But remember: when one door closes, it usually rattles my entire apartment like a f... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2011
    This is a video of a praying mantis (Idolomantis Diabolica -- the Devil's Flower Mantis) showing off his ninja-ing skills on some dude's thumb. Honestly, I can't even believe this thing exists in real life. Of course I said the same thing about Double-Stuffed Oreos, and yet t... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2011
    Note: This is only half the chart. Click HERE to see the whole thing because God forbid you a-holes take the moral high road. This is a flowchart of how to respond when you find yourself upset on the internet. Me? I'm an ignorer. But there are plenty of people who shoot st... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're at McDonalds right now and struggling to connect to the internet to read Geekologie. But I know that's not the case, because then how would be reading this? "On my phone, dummy." Damn you rude! This is the instruction card p... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2011
    Remember the two high school seniors that were suspended for 10 days and threatened with not being able to walk during their graduation ceremony after holding a mock lightsaber duel in the school's cafeteria? Well their principal, who will remain anonymous but whose actual nam... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2011
    Wait -- so there's no heaven, or it's just not wheelchair accessible? Stephen Hawking, in a tireless effort to bring the church down on him like the great thinkers that have come before him (I hope you have nitrous boost on that wheelchair!), first proclaimed there is no God (... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    WARNING: Videos after the jump will 100% prevent you from ever looking at Batman the same again. Some jerk-off tourist, clearly pissed Batman's grappling hook turned out to be a hairbrush tied to a ball of yarn, decided to beat the shit out of the masked crusader on a street-c... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Note: That tiny-ass picture looks like complete ass and is by no means the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing, get your learn on, then fight in the comments like big babies. This is an informational graphic comparing and contrasting self-proclaimed Mac and PC peo... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    This is a rap battle between Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. It was surprisingly well made (I don't expect anything to be well made anymore). The only thing I didn't like was Einstein talking so much smack on my man Hawking for his disability. Low blows, especially comi... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    Angry vaj to the face! This is two-hour Youtube video called 'Pixelated Blood' that features over 500 finishing-moves from some of the crappiest fighting games to ever exist. Except Primal Rage, Primal Rage was the shit. Plus I'm filled with it. *headbutts barista into capp... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2011
    7:30, guys, really? Isn't it a little early for an all-out battle? Daddy needs his coffee and some bathroom time. This is a video from a recent episode of the Japanese equivalent of Power Rangers that quite possibly features every single Power Ranger in battle at the same ti... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you want to -- you know what, I don't even wanna know. I knew there was a reason I didn't pick up Marvel vs. Capcom 3. "Yeah, I thought it was because your mom doesn't let you play violent games." *mocking* Meh, I thought it was be... / Continue →