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  • April 21, 2016
    First there were basketball shoe cowboy boots (aka Tenniboots, aka rodeo clown boots), now, cowboy boot sandals. Each pair is custom made by the folks at Redneck Boot Sandals. You just send them a pair of boots, and they mod them into sandals for $75. Simple as that. The fo... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2016
    These are the Adventure Time themed BMO and Princess Bubblegum boots available from Dr Martens (previously: Jake and Finn versions). The BMO's cost $135, Princess Bubblegum $150, and I just added the BMO ones to my birthday list. Granted nobody will get them for me, but they'... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2015
    These are the padded LEGO slippers designed to prevent foot pain when you step on LEGO blocks because your kids don't put their toys away like you asked them to. Me? I used to love picking up all my LEGO bricks when I was a kid because I would pretend I was a human vacuum cle... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet.... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2015
    Because soon every product will be available with a Star Wars theme (I honestly thought we were already there), these are the officially licensed Chewbacca fur-lined Crocs. They are available in both children's sizes ($40) and adult sizes ($60) up to a men's 13. Of course if ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW. This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2014
    These are PaleoBarefoot's $265 PRONATIV chainmaille running shoes. They're supposed to feel like running barefoot (except you can allegedly walk on LEGO blocks without any pain). It's not the first time I've posted PaleoBarefoot's chainmaille shoes before (previous post here)... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2014
    These are the Giant Robot Feet With Sound Effects slippers available from ThinkGeek ($30). They make every step sound like a robot taking a step. They are the perfect slippers for somebody looking for giant robot feet with sound effects slippers. They are NOT the perfect sli... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Because people are SICK and TWISTED, here's a pair of shoes that have 1,050 denture teeth embedded in the soles. Can you imagine the sound they must make walking on pavement? Not a good one. That said, I just made a pair with teeth I stole from the dentist because the hygien... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2012
    This is a pair of custom crocheted Panzer tank slippers made by Etsy seller miligurumis for her husband. Thankfully, she's selling the pattern for $7 so we can all make our own. And by "we can all make our own" I mean "you can make me a pair". I don't want Panzer tanks thoug... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    Cats: they're supposed to stand on all four feet. Granted sometimes they'll sit on three with a back one in the air and lick their genitals in front of company, but that's because they're terrible hosts. Dammit Archimedes -- at least set out the hors d' oeuvres first! Recent... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2011
    Those ankles. $30 LED slippers: so you can find that bit of midnight snack you dropped on your way back from the fridge. And don't even act like they're to prevent stubbing toes because nobody watches their feet while they walk unless they're trying to avoid dog shit or break... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    This is one in a series of long-ass videos of a guy beating all of Super Mario 64 using nothing but his socked feet. He's not physically challenged (mentally, sure) or anything, he just decided to give it a go. Impressive brobro, but I once beat a part of Assassin's Creed wit... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    This is a pair of $350 "data sandals" by Etsy seller PCB Creations, whose specialty is creating art out of printed circuitboards and other discarded computer pieces. OMG -- make me a computer monitor space helmet! Its summer and time to show off a unique pair of Data Sandals,... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2011
    Forget my ultimate shoe, I want a pair of those! Seen here looking way too much like a shoe bomb to not be one, ForceShoes were designed to record every movement of a victim's foot to determine the severity of impairment following a stroke. But now they want to use them to ma... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    This is Midnite (not to be confused with midnight, which is when your carriage turns back into a pumpkin). Midnite is a little horsey who was born without part of a back leg. His original owner, without the decency to contact somebody who might be able to help or putting a bu... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2011
    Jealous Old Woman who Lives in a Shoe is jealous. It actually gets zero feet per gallon because it's electric. It does get 250 miles to a single charge at speeds up to 30MPH though, which isn't bad. Still no word if it comes equipped with modern safety features like ankle so... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Nine-year-old Ming Li is just like any other little Chinese girl. Except she has to walk to school uphill both ways and still got run over and her hand cut off by a tractor. At the time, her arm was in such poor shape reattaching the hand was an impossibility. Thankfully, qu... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2010
    Note: Full-res shot HERE. I love toes. Like, I have a toe fetish. Feet are f***ing disgusting, but some sexy-ass painted toenails? Mmmm mmmm MMMM! One time I even licked my girlfriend's toes so feverishly all her nails grew ingrown. True story. No, not it's not either. ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2010
    The Toe Mouse is the brainchild of Liu Yi and was designed for people who have lost the use of their arms. Oooooor for people who like to masturbate with both hands (I'm on to you!). Toe Mouse! [engadget] Thanks to Mr John and rivermind, who are holding out for knee mice. L... / Continue →