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  • February 22, 2016
    Because monkeys are basically smaller, furrier people, a capuchin monkey in Brazil recently stole drinks of cachaça (aka aguardente -- an alcoholic beverage made from sugarcane) from glasses around a bar, grabbed a kitchen knife, chased customers with it, then took to the roof ... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2016
    This is a short video of an angry crab waving a knife at a guy. I don't care how delicious he might be, I would not mess with that crab. I like my fingers just the way they are: full length. "What about your pinky?" I've had to learn to love him the way he is. Hit the jump... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2015
    These are several videos of Philadelphia University student Gordon Jackson (who can almost do the splits) testing the homemade Batsuit he built out of Kevlar, Kydex padding (not to be confused with Kotex padding, which is mostly cotton) and impact-resistant foam that is punch, ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2014
    Him? Own a Master Sword replica? I don't believe it. So you might have noticed I didn't write yesterday because I am deathly ill but I am trying to write today but my brain feels like the Jello that somebody's already squished between the gaps in their teeth a couple times, ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    Dare you to take your own leg off. These are Butcher Briefs, a pair of men's boxer briefs that look like a butcher's chart. *shivers* The last thing I'd want is anybody trying to take cuts 17 and 18 while I'm wearing them. Granted even a slice of 17 could feed a medium size... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    Some dubious scientists at the University of California Berkeley have developed a touch-sensitive "skin" material that can be applied to robot exteriors SO THEY CAN FEEL THE PAIN WHILE I'M BEATING THEM MERCILESSLY. What's next, robots that cry during movies? Because I'm not a... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Note: You have to hit the Youtube link at the bottom to watch the video because Sir Stabalot disabled embedding. Ever heard of the 21-foot rule for bladed weapons? Me neither, I think this joker just made it up. Also, his 'in a relationship' status on Facebook. The 21 foot ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2009
    Thought you were safe from robotic parking meters? Think again. Apparently the clever little bastards are pretending to be broken, then, once you've limped away without feeding them, auto-correct themselves and POW, parking ticket. How is this possible? One explanation, ac... / Continue →