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  • March 6, 2014
    What percentage of Americans do you think know what a dongle is? Because my guess is 85% think it's what boy kindergartners call their pee-pee. This is the soon to be released Wake Up And Smell The Bacon smartphone dongle from Oscar Mayer. It plugs into a phone and syncs wit... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2013
    In other food news, a 15-ton lump of congealed food fat and baby wipes (among other things) was found to be clogging a London sewer line. It's reportedly the size of a bus. The blob has been dubbed 'fatberg', which is the very clever combination of the words 'fat' and 'iceber... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2011
    Note: Worthwhile video of the progression from year to year after the jump. This is a video of the progression of obesity in the US per data gathered from the Center of Disease Control from 1986 to 2009. Granted it takes a few years in the beginning to get data collected for ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    Kansas State University health and nutrition professor Mark Haub lost 27 pounds in two months thanks to a strict Little Debbie diet. His goal was to stress "that in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most -- not the nutritional value of the food." Hence the be... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's currently being used to pull the 33 trapped Chilean miners from the darkness almost 1/2 mile below. Did I mention i... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    The Viking XL lift system is a real medical product designed by Liko to help lift people who can't lift themselves. It can support up to 660lbs and If I'm chuckling I assure you it's only because if I wasn't I'd be crying. And I'm not just saying that because Gilbert Grape us... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    A footlong cheeseburger for $4. You can't beat that with a stick hardened artery! I mean you could, but that would be f***ing disgusting and you better believe I'd scream like a little girl if I saw you do it. Carl's Jr. simply couldn't sit still too long while KFC hopped in... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chicken away. ... ... ...Anybody ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine with a different insert. One makes cupcake shapes, the other buttholes. Both will make you fat if used in excess. It... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2010
    Looks like the larger of the two just had a fairly significant meal as well. Just sayin', give it a couple hours and she'll only be a 246 pounder. Also, I highly don't recommend it but if you look hard enough I think you can make out their vaginas. So, yeah -- have fun with ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    Beautiful People is a dating website for beautiful people. And apparently 5,000 members got the boot for becoming unbeautiful over the holidays by gaining weight. Big IS beautiful, jerks! "As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    Listen, I don't care how fat you are, God still loves you. But even God would charge you for two seats if you can't fit in one. Just sayin'. High five, big G! Obese air passenger in economy seat has picture taken [telegraph] Thanks to Add Not Andrew Macgregor and Afern, ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2009
    This bacon soap isn't just bacon shaped, it's made with bacon fat. But how do you keep yourself from eating it in the shower? I don't think you can! Soap can be made from just about any kind of fat. Even though fat from bacon, called lard, isn't the finest of fats to use for... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2009
    After yesterday's Plasticdragon, loyal Geekologie Reader Ashley wrote to inform me that he and his art group recently created a similar figure. Except, instead of a dragon, it's a dead-ass body! This is a piece we did at Uni early this year and I just saw your feature artic... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    This is a graphic representation of all the McDonalds restaurants in the United States. As you might be able to tell, there are a lot of them. Some might even say a McMillion. But they'd be wrong, because there's only 13,000. This map is the brainchild of Stephen Von Worley,... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2009
    The Boneless Belt is a Japanese weight loss product that's supposed to help you shed the pounds. From the look of things, I'm gonna guess it's far less effective than exercise or tying a dry cleaning bag over your head. But hey, different strokes for different folks gullible ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2009
    Some guy went and built a thermal lance (cutting torch) that runs on pure oxygen and the fat from bacon (well, prosciutto). As you can see from the picture, the 5,000°F grease-flame is hot enough to burn through a pan, and straight to our hearts. *swoon* A thermal lance, ty... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2009
    The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt. It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either forget they were wearing the thing or stab themselves trying to get it out. Also, they look suspiciously like aluminum-foil w... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2009
    First of all, I predicted the Steelers would win the Super Bowl in a post a couple weeks ago. So I am officially magic. And also, I have a fat face. So thank God for this Japanese face slimmer. It's basically a rubber mask you wear to pretend you're a homicidal cannibal and... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2009
    Wow, wait till somebody beats their dog in the head or throws one of these through the TV. Introducing riiflex, a weighted attachment designed for the the Wiiâ„¢ remote. Soon gamers and fitness enthusiasts alike will be able to turn their Wiimote into a weighted dumbbell. Be... / Continue →