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  • January 24, 2013
    This is cosplayer Sasha Trabane sporting a TARDIS dress with the TARDIS interior cleverly painted by Andy Coyle in between the pleats. Is that the correct terminology -- pleats? Despite what I may have lead you to believe in the past, I'm not actually an expert on women's fas... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    This is a $70 rhinestone covered Pokeball bra made by Etsy seller Neon Wonderland. I also believe she's the model. Of course I also believe there's an elf that lives under my bed and eats my underwear at night to fuel his magic, so don't take my word for it. Thanks to Juli... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2013
    This is a pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUT... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2012
    This is a recently released mini-dress (~$105) and set of leggings (~$80) from Black Milk Clothing (of all of these other crazy ladywear things fame). Just a heads up about black milk though: DON'T F***ING DRINK IT. Brown milk? Go for it. Chocolate milk is my jam -- I drink... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2012
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to study them so you can run to Jo-Ann Fabrics after work and make yourself one. This is a series of female Disney characters in updated wardrobes sketched out by DeviantARTist Sashii-Kami. "Dammit, GW." I can't help it, I'm a fas... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: I had to cut a couple out to make the picture a decent size, see the whole thing HERE. These are dress designs by DeviantARTist CdCblanc of Disney princesses (Pocahontas, Tinker Bell, Kida, Mulan, Ariel, Rapunzel and Jasmine) modeling couture designs based on their actua... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2011
    This is a massive gallery of geeky swimsuits and dresses from Black Milk (previous collection HERE). If you can look past the "in desperate need of cheeseburgers and asses" models (and it's easy cause they're f***ing rails!), the designs are actually pretty sweet. Swimsuits a... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2011
    Would also look good with two chest portals I'M JUST SAYIN'. This is a Weighted Companion Cube sweater hand-knit by Tumblr'er Monday. Personally, I like my lady's weighted sweater companions less cubey and more spherical. BOOBS I'M TALKING ABOUT BOOBS. I love them and I'm n... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2011
    It's not actually modeled after a blue shell from Mario Kart, that's just what it reminds me of. Kind of like how Polo Sport cologne reminds me of freshman year when I'd douse myself with it pretending I was going out to pick up chicks until my roommate left, then stay in and ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    Stussy, a company best known for producing the jeans I wore in high school (JNCO too!) apparently didn't go under after I went off to college and started wearing khakis. Khakis, ha -- I've never even owned a pair! Capris, absolutely. Anyway, the company has teamed up with Ma... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    "You're a large. Also, EVERYBODY DOWN THE BALD WOMAN HAS A GUN!" Sometimes I wear a large. Sometimes I wear an extra large. But I always wear custom boxers made to accommodate a giant member. Think of my pants as the reptile house at a zoo, but with even more mice being ea... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    Burberry, a company best known for f***ing plaid (houndstooth FTW), recently held a runway show in Beijing featuring holographic models. Which, fun fact: eat just as much as real ones. DAMMIT JEM, YOU TELL THAT BAND OF YOURS TO POUND SOME CHEESE-FRIES, STAT! Admittedly, the ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    There are boots that look like hooves for all you Mr. Tumnus cosplayers out there. Which, I'm not ashamed to admit, I'm one of. What about you guys, let's get a show of hands. QUICK -- TRANQ-DART THESE FREAKS! A carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual horse hairs make ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know). Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking for, or the peep-toe high heels you didn't know you were looking for because you got Manolo mind-tricked by that catty bitch wo... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    Remember Black Milk's series of geeky swimwear, including the R2-D2 suit? Well they're back with a $85 C-3PO model to complement the trashcan one. No wonder Luke was always tinkering around with those droids. Get it? Because he wanted a love-bot. Dude would get so excited ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2010
    I honestly didn't know Teva still made sandals. I thought that fad had come and gone years ago. *ahem* You're next, teen paranormal romance! Vampire sex. You girls oughta be ashamed. Teva sandals are no longer for granola-crunching outdoors types. Now the fashion-conscious... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump t... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    The Pseudomorph dress is the brainchild of Dutch fashionista (damn yeah I use words like that!) Anouk Wipprecht. As the dress is worn, it colors itself with dripping ink. How exactly does it work? Well let me tell you copy/paste something. *ahem* Today was a sad night. I ... / Continue →