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  • July 30, 2015
    This is Taco Belle, a Beauty and the Beast inspired gown created by fashion designer Olivia Mears (aka Avant-Geek). It has several giant felt tacos on it and accents made from Taco Bell wrappers. I want to smell it. But not in a creepy way. "There is no non-creepy way to sm... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    These are the Polypodis high heels made by shoe designer Kermit Tesoro. They look like you're walking on a bunch of octopus tentacles. *eyeballing tentacle sticking into foot* But are they comfortable? That was a trick question, since when has fashion been comfortable? You... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    Outties are jeans that appear to be inside-out, inspired by the 2015 fashion trend in Back To The Future II. As you may recall if you haven't already destroyed your brain with drugs and alcohol (I sadly could not recall), Doc warms Marty to "Pull out his pants pockets" because... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2015
    This is a video of a Hussein Chalayan fashion show that features a bunch of furniture that can turn into clothes. Specifically, a bunch of ladies take the upholstery off chairs and wear them as dresses. Then this lady picks up this coffee table and wears it like a skirt. I gu... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2015
    This are the Adventure Time themed Dr. Martens coming out next month (available for pre-order in both men's and women's HERE). They cost $130 - $150 depending on the style and come in Jake, Finn, and little pictures of both. I have never owned a pair of Dr. Martens. Or JNCOs... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    The Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool (available this summer) is a 25-function multi-tool worn around the wrist or penis like a bracelet. It has a bunch of screwdriver bits and box wrenches, as well as a cutting hook, glass breaker, and bottle opener. Gotta have a bottle o... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2014
    This is Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht's Spider Dress. It monitors the wearer's surroundings and respiration, and extends its legs if their breathing rate increases or somebody comes too close. Not a bad idea. Also, just wildly waving a steak knife around. It seems to work ... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    This is an animated video of a real conversation between father Adam Buxton and his 5-year old daughter discussing Princess Leia's iconic golden bikini slave outfit. His daughter really likes it. She says if she was in Leia's situation she just would have escaped and kept wea... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    This is Black Milk Clothing's new Princesses and Villains line -- including tights, track jackets, dresses, skirts and swimsuits featuring the iconic characters of Disney animations. You know, it's great there's finally a line of fashionable adult-size Disney princess wear, be... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    This is the series of Game of Thrones house themed soccer uniforms imagined by Spanish designer Nerea Palacios. She did a great job. I would play for any of those teams. Jk jk, I would only play for House Targaryen. I want the dragons on my team. "Dragons can't play soccer... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    These are the dragon hair clips made and painted by Etsy seller aishavoya. They cost $40 and and you can even request a custom colored one if you don't want of the Smaug or Game of Thrones dragons seen here. What colors would you choose? I think I would choose green with gold... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2014
    These are the $80 - $200 silk scarfs designed by Celine Semaan Vernon of Slow Factory using open-source images taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope. Plus they're organic and fair-trade and all that so you don't have to feel guilty about wearing one. But you should feel guil... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. A... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are a bunch of examples of the custom octopus tentacle jewelry made by DeviantARTist KTOctopus (aka Kaity O'Shea, who also runs the WalkingSquid Etsy shop where she sells her wares). She makes necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. Did you know octopuses are human's closes... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    According to a recent post in The New York Times, monocles are coming back in fashion thanks to hipsters who want to differentiate themselves from the far-too-mainstream-glasses-wearing-hipsters. When reached for comment, Mr. Peanut had this to say, "I'm a f***ing peanut and I... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    These are two different styles of Marvel combat boots available from Wet Seal ($40 and $45). I'm not a big fan of the hodge-podge design, but that's just me and they don't make them in a men's 12 so they're out of the question anyways. Remember the old insult, "Your momma wea... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →