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  • March 21, 2014
    These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. A... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are a bunch of examples of the custom octopus tentacle jewelry made by DeviantARTist KTOctopus (aka Kaity O'Shea, who also runs the WalkingSquid Etsy shop where she sells her wares). She makes necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. Did you know octopuses are human's closes... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    According to a recent post in The New York Times, monocles are coming back in fashion thanks to hipsters who want to differentiate themselves from the far-too-mainstream-glasses-wearing-hipsters. When reached for comment, Mr. Peanut had this to say, "I'm a f***ing peanut and I... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    These are two different styles of Marvel combat boots available from Wet Seal ($40 and $45). I'm not a big fan of the hodge-podge design, but that's just me and they don't make them in a men's 12 so they're out of the question anyways. Remember the old insult, "Your momma wea... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2014
    Seen here being modeled by a group of women that look like they're ready to kill (and I suspect at least the two on the left already have), the Star Wars dresses designed by fashion house Rodarte prepare to be walked down the runway during New York Fashion Week. You know, I th... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    Note: Originally posted in July but moved here because the internet is cyclical and it's going around again. Entering part of the Konami code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A -- and then keep pressing A) on any page of Vogue's UK website will make a sexy vel... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    This is a $65 hoodie from 80'sTees that makes you look like Orko from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. I really did just buy one, because Orko was always my favorite Master of the Universe. I'm not really sure when it's going to be appropriate to wear though except ALL... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    I apologize for the poor quality pictures but I didn't make them so it's really not my fault I'm just taking the blame because I have BROAD SHOULDERS and could carry the whole world on them provided it was the size and weight of a beach ball. This is a small series of five dif... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is a series of women dressed as internet browsers (previously: fashion sketches of women dressed as internet browsers). Which is your favorite? I like Opera. And I'm not just saying that because I would constantly try to throw things through her hair hoop, but I would a... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    This is the Denture Bracelet made and sold by Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion. They cost $135 and are made from dental acrylics "hand-polished to high shine....." I'm not sure what the hell that "....." was all about at the end but it gave me the goosebumps. Hand polished to hig... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2013
    This is the £2,499 (~$3,800) coat made entirely out of men's chest hair. It contains around a million individual hairs and took over 200-hours to weave. Now pat yourself on the back for not being the person who spent 200 hours of their life weaving men's chest hairs. The coa... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2013
    This is the LEGO dress made by designer Rie Hosokai to resemble a similar dress she made entirely out of balloons. Next up? A dress made entirely out of bread clips to resemble the dress made entirely out of LEGO to resemble the dress made entirely out of balloons. That's my... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    This is the Cats Are Center of the Universe/ Solar System Cat Fascinator/ Planetary Kitty Hat from Etsy seller NotsoKittyShop. It's a little model solar system your cat can wear on its head, and, God willing, try to paw at and keep slapping itself in the face. This cat fascin... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2013
    Because you're the kind of person who demands attention but doesn't have the charisma or charm to do it without a prop (I wear a propeller beanie), Etsy seller ElectricStyles is selling these $30 electroluminescent neck ties and $60 bras so people will notice you. Do they have... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2013
    This is Dita Von Teese modeling the first fully 3-D printed dress. I had to ask my mom who Dita Von Teese was and she told me she's a dancer but if she caught me Googling pictures of her she'd take away my internet. Which is why you're going to do it for me and email me the p... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2013
    This is a transforming dress designed by Hussein Chalayan, who has been developing transforming women's fashion since at least this other one I posted back in 2007, except that one transformed INTO A NAKED LADY, making it infinitely better. It's supposed to be fashion FORWARD... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Because every girl deserves a pair of unicorn boots in her closet, Etsy seller Oonacat will customize you a pair. The boots (starting at $440) are made-to-order, so you can even suggest your own embellishments. I want mine to leave a rainbow pattern in the dirt! More of a dr... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    Note: Video might be NSFW because I think I saw a blurry nip on my third go-through. The Intimacy 2.0 Dress from Daan Roosegaarde turns transparent when the wearer's heartbeat increases. So technically not just when you're aroused, but also when you're running to catch the bu... / Continue →