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  • August 10, 2015
    Because garages are for people who drive cars they're embarrassed about/minivans, this is the GazeBox, a gazebo to show off your fancy car. They come in a variety of sizes and panel options (including camo in case you want to make finding your car in the morning extra hard on ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    This is one of the Milline-Yum Falcon snack trays custom made by Deric Peveto of WoodByHand. They contain a variety of different exotic woods and are available at his Etsy shop HERE for $255. That is a lot to pay for a snack tray. Not that it isn't worth it, I just don't hav... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2015
    This is the Not Now dinner table created by Michael Beitz. It features 28-feet of wood with a giant curving knot in the middle. Because of the knot, you can't actually see the person sitting at the other side of the table, making it the perfect dinner table for couples who ca... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    This is the Little Mermaid pipe blown by Baton Rouge glass artist nicko0. It looks like Flounder serves as the bowl with a glass-on-glass connection in the back of Ariel's head. You ever smoked with a mermaid before? I have. We got all kinds of high. Then she almost died a... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2014
    These are some examples of the beautifully crafted wooden gaming tables designed and built by Geek Chic. The tables range in price from $2,500 - $16,000 and "have two surfaces - a removable top and a recessed playing area. You can customize the number of player stations, drawe... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    These are the Iron Throne high heels made by jewelry designer and shoe customizer Nixxi Rose. She used painted sword cocktail stirrers for all the swords. Pretty clever. I also included some BONUS Freddy Krueger, Hellraiser, zombie and Breaking Bad heels she's created after ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2014
    This is the USS Enterprise ring designed by PaulMichaelDesign (of Triforce, Pokeball, Wonder Woman tiara and Nintendo controller ring fame). $595 gets you a sterling silver and topaz Enterprise, but you can have it customized all the way up to $3,895 for a platinum and diamond... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    This is a video of a Nissan Skyline R33 that was coated with heat sensitive paint by UK bodyshop Auto Kandy changing color as cold (or hot?) water is poured on it. I wish my car did that. Of course I wish my car did a lot of things, including not get broken into so often. Th... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    These are the crabs arranged to look like a centipede by some unknown dining establishment in the world. I'm guessing somewhere in Japan. Would you eat it? Of course you would, they're just crabs. I would, but I'd have to close my eyes when it came and have a friend put all... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    This is a series of Game of Thrones house sigil bow ties made by Etsy seller 2Marys. They come in Lannister, Baratheon, Stark, Targaryen and Arryn styles. Which would you wear? I can honestly say I don't think I've ever worn a bow tie. Well that's not entire true, I'm pret... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is 'All In One', an extravagant 12-course meal in a can created by designer Christopher Godfrey to make some sort of statement about contemporary culture and the use of gimmicks to sell products. Dammit, why's it have to make some sort of social commentary, why can't it ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    Look around. Do you already own everything else? Then have I got the foot stool for you! Enter this $999 Turtle Foot Stool from Horchow. It looks like a turtle being crushed underneath a giant leather ottoman. Let this foot stool inspire you to slow down and put your fee... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    This is the carbon fiber 'Vessel' bathtub designed and built by Splinter Works. It mounts between two walls, drains through a hole in the floor, and probably costs more than a car. Obviously, it's going on the Christmas list. At 2.7m long, Vessel is longer than a regular bat... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    This is The Emperor's Cabinet, a wooden steampunk inspired liquor cabinet built by "woodbutcher" (stay away from me in the morning) Colin Johnson. It looks pretty fancy for something I'm inevitably gonna knock over and break scrambling for another drink. You know what happene... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2013
    This is a series of octopus and alien tentacle chandeliers designed by Adam Wallacavage. I think one of the octopus ones would look great in my nautical themed dining room. I'm joking, I don't have a nautical themed dining room. Believe it or not, I don't have a dining room ... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    This is the conceptual Darth Vader meditation chamber fireplace designed by Dave Delisle. It can be opened and closed to adjust the room temperature or kept closed when not in use. Of course it can't REALLY do anything because it's just a computer rendering and not a real thi... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2013
    This is a pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. ... / Continue →