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  • December 10, 2014
    WARNING: NSFW language after things go south around 1:30. Also, he fake masturbates with a toy R6-series astromech droid around the 2:00 mark. CANNOT BE UNSEEN. This is Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia parodying the Star Wars fanboy overreactions to the Force Awakens teaser trai... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2012
    According to a recent survey conducted by electronics trade-in site Gazelle of 1,000 people who have owned at least one iPhone, a solid 15% of users admitted to be willing to part with sex before their phone, even for as short as a weekend. me the sads. Another 4... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2012
    YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE NEW CAR SMELL. Because this is the world we live in, a fragrance was created by custom scent developer Air Aroma to embody the smell of an Apple product unboxing. The scent will diffused into the air at the upcoming De Facto Standard art show in Melbou... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2012
    This is a TARDIS themed engagement ring designed by Tumblr user Pathetic Paripatetic. Now before all you Dr. Who fangirls start soliciting proposals, it's just a rendering. Granted I suppose you could actually get one made, but then your man would miss out on the opportunity t... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    Note: This only shows Star Wars and Harry Potter. But you wanna know how Pokemon, Twilight, Dr. Who and Star Trek stack up, right? Click HERE, RIGHT HERE DAMMIT for the whole thing. This is an infographic comparing various sci-fi/fantasy franchises based on their internet pr... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    Note: This isn't the whole chart. Or even legible. Click HERE to see the whole thing, then wrap your hands in flypaper, dip them in broken glass, and beat the shit out of each other in the comments. I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD. This is an infographic comparing and contrastin... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2011
    Diablo II, a game best known for being "too satanic for my impressionable young mind" to be allowed to play EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN COLLEGE, came out in 2000. And now, *counting on fingers* 11 years later, some details have been released on the followup, cleverly titled Diablo II... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're at McDonalds right now and struggling to connect to the internet to read Geekologie. But I know that's not the case, because then how would be reading this? "On my phone, dummy." Damn you rude! This is the instruction card p... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Members of the media at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is happening right down the street and I should be attending except for the fact I've been ban-hammered from the LA Convention Center for reasons I can't discuss until the trial is over (geez, find another venue!)... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Note: That tiny-ass picture looks like complete ass and is by no means the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing, get your learn on, then fight in the comments like big babies. This is an informational graphic comparing and contrasting self-proclaimed Mac and PC peo... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    In other facts & figures news, Star Trek fanpage Subspace Comminque recently conducted a survey of 5,041 Trek-lovers to determine just now nuts they are about Tribble-based foreplay or whatever else ungodly things they're into. What do you mean you're setting your phaser to 'm... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Well folks, to the surprise of not a single f***ing person, Apple announced the iPad 2 today. Are you going to get one? Kidding, I don't really care, I was just making conversation. BAD CONVERSATION. That's how little I care. The highlights, per Engadget: "Twice as fas... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Looks like the Empire Struck HIS Back. ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING! Not to be outdone by somebody's me-maw with a penchant for twinkly, twinky vampires, this guy went and got a back-covering Star Wars tattoo. As you can see, it's more Empire-inspired and includes characters like Megatron,... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    Star Trek urns: niche product or the new standard in ash receptacles? I'm gonna go with niche product. BURN ME UP, SCOTTY. The $800 urns, from funeral products retailer Eternal Image, come with one of two inscriptions: "To boldly go" (pictured above) or "The voyage continues... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2010
    Because it's the Saturday before the 4th of July and I have two garbage bags full of homemade fireworks practically begging me to blow all my digits off, I'm gonna post a couple videos I've been meaning to get out of the way. This is one of an iPad getting shot with a Barrett ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Gary Katz, best known for making this Apple Store diorama out of a shoebox and a couple iPhones, has gone and created a visual history of Apple computers using ONLY THE MODELS HE'S OWNED HIMSELF. Which is a lot of them. I counted at least a million. Apple a day...Take a look... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2010
    In a recent fake study released by Apple, women are more likely to give their number to a guy if he's toting an iPhone. And here I've just been toting my balls in a wheelbarrow! CultofMac reports that a Phones4U survey of 1,500 women found that 54% of them would be more likel... / Continue →