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  • June 15, 2012
    Because what good is a cheat sheet if it's not the length of a school bus, some cheater in Kazakhstan was caught with this 35-footer WITH OVER 25,000 FACTS PRINTED ON IT during a university entrance exam. Obviously, he won't be entering that university and will be forced to jo... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2011
    A video-game addicted lawyer, so hooked he couldn't even manage to call clients back, was recently suspended from lawyering for three years while he struggles to not be such a f***ing failure at life. Mathew Eshelman, 43, retreated into the world of video games to fight job ... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2011
    THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS! Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got scared and ran away without steal... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid's a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst plac... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2009
    This has been floating around for a little while but I figured I'd go ahead and post it before it got any older because then I'd get even more hate mail than I'm already going to (you people are vicious!) but you know what? I'm cool with that. Because as my mom taught me grow... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Remember the video of the world's drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Apparently some kids happened to videotape the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron crash from the other day. And, surprise surprise, there was no "low-flying pelican". Nope, just a man playing with himself in one of the world's most expensive production vehicles. Way to go, champ.... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2009
    This is a video of some idiot on the Home Shopping Network trying to sell a Wii bundle that includes the console and 15 piece of shit Wiimote attachments for a staggering $330. He doesn't do a good job, which brought great joy and happiness to my life. Just watch, you can pro... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    Whee, Marge Simpson is gonna be in the upcoming November issue of Playboy. Great, like I haven't already seen her naked a million times in those racy cartoon pop-ups that I got from that sketchy hentai porn site came pre-installed on my computer. Playboy said the cover and a ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    This is 41-year old idiot moron Tracy T-something trying to send lover Michael a Facebook message expressing how much she loved him recently railing her but instead posting the note ON HER OWN WALL (admit it, we've been there). Wow, Tracy, what are you doing with this Michael ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2009
    Not to be outdone by Dell's L337 shipping practices, HP decided to ramp up their efforts to show that THEY hate this planet even more. What's in the box? Hit the jump to find out. And no, it's not a tiger. But good guess. Hit it. DO IT NOW!... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2009
    We already saw one jackass nearly lose his job over his Facebook status, and here comes a chick that actually managed to go all the way. Congratulations -- you're an idiot moron! This is exactly why you can't be social networking friends with your coworkers. Am I right? The... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    For once, I'm at a loss for words. But not bullets. LOL Swastika Tattoo [buzzfeed] Thanks to stephen, who went all Inglourious Bastards on this guy.... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2009
    In an attempt to sell me parts to make a bomb, Radio Shack is hosting 'The Shack Summer Netogether' for the next couple days. What the hell's a netogether? Imagine two 14-foot laptops, one in San Francisco and one in New York. Now imagine two idiot moron hosts with distorted... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    Even if you were just born this morning you've probably heard of FMyLife. The concept is simple: you make up some cheeselog story about how much your life sucks and then you post it on the internet (which is magic) so people can feel better about how much their lives suck. It... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2009
    This is a video of a building demolition in Turkey (arguably my favorite country on rye) gone horribly wrong. Now I'm not saying I could have done better, but I totally could have. With fireworks. Youtube Thanks to Lord Tarl, who once imploded a building simply by looking a... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    So there's this alleged 'Geek Test' on Facebook that I took and I scored a 2 out of 10. A FREAKING TWO! Do you know who I am, you stupid Facebook piece of test? Who wrote you? TELL ME WHO WROTE YOU!! Because I am going to beat them within a micron of their life with a scie... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2009
    Teenager Alexa Longueira fell into a manhole while texting and walking. And I think we can all agree: under no circumstances should she be granted a license. She was walking along Victory Boulevard about to read a text message on her girlfriend's cell phone when the sidewal... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2009
    I can't say I'm surprised there's a Twilight board game, but I can say that I'm a little disappointed nobody's bought it for me yet. DON'T YOU LOVE ME? Ooh, a review: This game is terrible. There are trivia cards to do with the movie but the other questions are all depending... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2009
    In an unshocking turn of events that surprised no one, it turns out the tattooed star face girl is a dirty liar and a slag. Okay, I dunno about the slag part, but I've always wanted to say it and figured now's my chance. Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claimed that she'd asked for t... / Continue →