failure at life

Facebook Troll Gets 18 Weeks In Slammer

An unemployed British troll who primarily attacked on Facebook has been sentenced to jail time for his harassment. No word on how trolls are treated in the...
November 2, 2010

Inside-Out Boy?!: 360-Degree Swing Fail

Because watching morons hurt themselves is one of the few remaining joys I have in life, here's some idiot yelling like Tarzan going over the bar on...
October 6, 2010

You Did It So, So Wrong: Anti-Evolution Fail

*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes,...
August 17, 2010

Droid Theives Busted By Pictures They Took

Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves...
January 12, 2010

Hostage Taker Surrenders To Police Robot

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even...
December 30, 2009

Moron Scores DWI In Breathalyzer Costume

18-year old idiot moron James N. P. Miller (because one initial wasn't enough) scored a DWI (you can't even drink legally!) on Halloween while wearing his 'blow...
November 4, 2009

You're Doing It Wrong: Robbery Masks Fail

Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting...
October 29, 2009

Idiot Moron Uses 600K Text Messages/Month

Some idiot moron, in an effort to become the world's biggest failure at life, used 662,258 text messages on his iPhone in a month. Plus the jerkbag...
September 22, 2009