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  • November 8, 2013
    My God that Prince Eric is one lucky guy. Presumably in honor of No-Shave November, this is series of Disney princesses with beards as imagined by Adam Ellis. You are into them. "I am not into them." *swinging pocket watch* You are getting veeeeeery into them. After all, ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    So apparently men are flocking to Istanbul, Turkey, to get mustache implants so their upper lips don't look so boyish. As I'm sure you're well aware, a nice well-formed mustache is a sign of manliness, and guys who can't grow them are basically women without tits. Back me up,... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    This is a small series of ads for the Braun CruZer beard and mustache trimmer featuring superhero logo facial hair. Did they really use the Braun CruZer to shave those beards? Probably not. Are they just Photoshopped? Beats me. Is it even possible to shave your beard like ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2013
    This is Redditor chrismusaf's friend's Bat-symbol mustache. It's not the first Bat-symbol mustache we've seen, but it IS the cleanest cut. Clearly this Batman wannabe knows his way around a razor. Around his apartment in the dark? Not so much (his toes look like little bloo... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    This are both sides of some dude's beard featuring a raptor and apatosaurus facing off in battle. Or maybe just standing there making eyes at each other. Apparently the beard won some school's 'teacher beard growing competition', which, as far as prestige goes, is only one st... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey An... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Damn bro, you trying to kill me with a stare or what? Just kidding, I'm not scared because 1. Batman doesn't kill and 2. it's more than a little hard to take you seriously with that thing on you face. No word what Robin thinks of it, but Alfred had this to say: "Thank God his... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    Wanna look like a warrior dwarf? You already do. Jk jk, that was mean of me. I only said that because you're short and have a neck beard. But for those of you who weren't ladled out of the shallow end of the gene pool come these crocheted beard helmets from Etsy seller Lege... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    This is the Guinness Record holder for the world's smallest ad (yes, apparently there's a category for that), commissioned by Gillette and etched onto a beard hair (or is it a pube?) using an electron microscope and ionic blaster. The entire thing is only 100-microns across. ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Picture unrelated related enough. If all goes according to plan, Brazilian police forces will be equipped with 'Robocop' sunglasses before the next World Cup (see what I did there?), capable of scanning and detecting the faces of known trouble-makers/terrorists and alerting of... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Carstaches are the male counterpart to Carlashes: both are ridiculous and will be torn off your car in a matter of days. Hours if you live in a bad part of town. Minutes if you live where I do. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody stabbed the mailman and ... / Continue →