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  • September 27, 2013
    TheFacesOfFacebook is a website containing every Facebook profile picture arranged in chronological order of joining and a link to the person's account. If you let the site access your Facebook data, it'll show which number you and all your friends are. I was right around 1-m... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    Note: Some bad words when he reads what his daughter posted on Facebook. This is a video of North Carolina father Tommy Jordan smoking a cigarette and reading the anti-parent rant his daughter posted about he and his wife on Facebook. Then he talks about it. Then, around the... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2011
    Facebook, the social networking giant best known for consistently making its site shittier and more confusing to use, is now home to 140-billion photos, 4% of all photos ever taken. AND WITH ANOTHER 70-BILLION TO BE ADDED THIS YEAR ALONE. I...find that kind of depressing. Lik... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2011
    According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were -- there are asses involved. Also, only 7-minutes? LOLOLOL! You can visit guy's website for a more thorough explanation of the b... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Parents: they want to know what you're doing. Sometimes because they're worried you've gotten into drugs and loose women, other times because they just love you and you don't call often enough. Basically, 55% of parents admit to spying on their children via Facebook, another ... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Because if there's one thing my life's been missing, it's direction people I went to middle school with, bored out of their f***ing minds and deciding to video-chat me to catch up on the past 18 years. Thankfully, Facebook now has a video-calling option. I swear, I am like, f... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on the pile, this time in the form of 'Tag Suggestions', facial recognition software that, after your face has been ide... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2011
    Because sadness knows no bounds, Cloudgirlfriend.com is allegedly a real website launching soon that will create fake-ass Facebook girlfriends for dudes so they can interact with them and, I dunno -- feel even worse about themselves? Make other girls jealous? Listen guys -- i... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2011
    This is a series of Harry Potter pickup lines told between two girlfriends on Facebook, both speaking as if they had a penis. And maybe they do. That's cool, I just don't want to see it. Not in real life anyway. If it was a Polaroid or on TV I might take a glance but then p... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    I have no idea if this is accurate or not because, honestly, I don't know what the hell half of these are. I do know what the hell half a dollar is though (55¢), so I'm not stupid. I am handsome though, which is why most people I meet can't stand me. Kidding, it's my gratin... / Continue →