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Facebook Hosts 4% Of All Photos Ever Taken

Facebook, the social networking giant best known for consistently making its site shittier and more confusing to use, is now home to 140-billion photos, 4% of all...
September 21, 2011

Facebook Costs US Employers $280B Yearly

According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were --...
August 31, 2011

Your Parents Want To Spy On Your Facebook

Parents: they want to know what you're doing. Sometimes because they're worried you've gotten into drugs and loose women, other times because they just love you and...
July 22, 2011

Faceybooks: Now With More Video Chat

Because if there's one thing my life's been missing, it's direction people I went to middle school with, bored out of their f***ing minds and deciding to...
July 6, 2011

Facebook, Now With More Facial Recognition

Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on...
June 9, 2011

Company To Offer Fake Facebook Girlfriends

Because sadness knows no bounds, Cloudgirlfriend.com is allegedly a real website launching soon that will create fake-ass Facebook girlfriends for dudes so they can interact with them...
March 29, 2011