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  • October 24, 2014
    Print out a life-size picture of your smashed face, laminate it, and put it in a jar with food coloring (tutorial HERE in case you're having trouble grasping the concept). Then set it in the fridge or on a counter and wait for the screams. It works best if you haven't been se... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2014
    These are the emoji face masks for sale from Emojimasks.com. They cost $5 apiece or $15 for the whole set. Obviously, I'm going to get the poop one. "But GW, you don't need a mask to be a grinning pile of shit." Listen you -- I'll go back to bed right this second, I mean it... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2014
    This is Ed, a super realistic face digitally rendered using Lightwave, Sculptris and Krita by Australian artist Chris Jones. I say super realistic, but you can easily tell it's fake because it's just a floating head -- there's no body. Nice try, but that's a dead giveaway, Ch... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is the composite shot created by Marius Vibe of the top 8 most beautiful women (according to the 2011 'Most Beautiful Girls List' Maxim issue) merged into one face. The women include Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, Mila Kunis, Bar Refaeli... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is a video demonstration of OMOTE real-time face tracking and projection mapping. In this example, it's used to apply "digital makeup" to a model, then transform her into a cyborg, all in real-time. That's pretty impressive. I actually have a couple friends who it would... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    OMG, did Batman sink the Titanic?! This is the Batman face iceberg spotted off Newfoundland by photographer Mike Parsons. Apparently Mike didn't even realize it looks like Batman until he posted the image to Facebook and people started freaking out about it. PROTIP: Never as... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    Oh...wow. Women traveling to South Korea for facial plastic surgery are finding it difficult to re-enter their home countries because they look absolutely nothing like they do in their passport photo. When reached for comment, South Korea's neighbor to the north had this to s... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2014
    This is the $45 Darth Vader Toaster available for pre-order (they ship in July) from the BigBadToyStore. It toasts Vader's head on one slice of bread and the Star Wars logo on the other. It's basically the exact same as this Darth Vader toaster I posted back in 2008, except t... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    This is the Big Lebowski rug made by Etsy seller OldTymeNotions. I would have a hard time putting my feet on that. My lips, no problem. You want it, I want it, it costs $800 so neither one of us is going to get it. You like how I haven't made a 'tying the room together' ref... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE. This is the portrait of famed animator Hayao Miyazaki created by DeviantARTist C3nmt using Miyazaki's movie characters. I'm actually playing through Level-5 and Studio Ghibli's PS3 game 'Ni No Kuni' right now, and it's like living in one ... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2014
    Note: You have to hit the jump to see the gif if you're on the main page because it's 14MB and was making the site run slow because our servers are on Mars. This is an animated GIF made by 23-year old Kyle Warfield make from a cleverly planned year of selfies. I liked the par... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    This is the alien facehugger winter mask hand-knit and sold by Etsy seller Knitrocious ($150). It looks pretty accurate. Plus nobody will think you're weird for wearing it. And if they do, send them over to my place and I'll answer the door wearing nothing but a gas mask and... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2013
    This is the Liberation Wrapper, a burger wrapper designed by the DENTSU EAST advertising agency for the Japanese fast food chain Freshness Burger. Apparently large, open mouths are frowned upon in Japan. Here in the US they're the standard. "UP YOURS, JACKASS!" See? The w... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    Because what fun is shaving a penis into the beard of a passed out friend if everybody's going to mistake it for a rocketship, Phillips has just announced the first beard trimmer with a laser guide: the Phillips Beard Trimmer 9000. That's right -- the 9000. I generally prefer... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2013
    This is Redditor CarlyPaigeMakeup's Jack Skellington face makeup job. It took me a minute to realize what I was even looking at. Thankfully, there's a composite shot of the makeup application process so you can understand just what's happening here. Then, since you haven't c... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2013
    This is a trio of sea sponges that have cleverly grown themselves together to look like Cookie Monster. *whispering* Okay I was just informed that apparently they didn't do it on purpose. Or did they? Everybody knows the ocean is a huge fan of Sesame Street. Me: Back me ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2013
    RETROACTIVE WARNING: Picture of guy growing a nose on his forehead and he's not even pretending to pick it. Meet 22-year old Xiaolian. Meet 22-year old Xiaolian, but don't stare, because he's growing a new nose on his forehead after his original was damaged in a car crash and... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    This is 'Danielle', a video by Anthony Cerniello of a face aging sixty years in five minutes. It was made using a ton of photographs that were taken of similar looking family members at a family reunion, and the marvel of modern morphing technology. Cool, now show me what it ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    This is the engagement ring of Jake the dog's face from 'Adventure Time' that Josh Adams used to propose to his girlfriend Saori Tsujimoto. She said yes. Me? I would have said MAYBE. Just kidding, I would have said "YES, YES -- A THOUSAND TIMES YES!" then called my parents ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    This is the monkey face (or is it a gorilla? I'm no Jane Goodall) tattoo that some young man got on the back of his head. It's really something. Something I would point and laugh at if I ever had to wait in line behind him at a movie theater concession stand. Skittles or S... / Continue →