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  • October 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos of people who tried to use NBA 2K15's new face-scan feature to put their own face on a player in the game, with disastrous results. I'm not sure if they didn't follow the directions, or if the system is flaw ed. I'm leaning towards a combination. W... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2013
    Because I'm a firm believer in if I have to see something, so do you, here's an animated GIF of the Joker holding up his freshly removed face after having the Dollmaker cut it off for him at the end of Detective Comics #1. Now listen: I'm sorry if you had to see this at luncht... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2013
    Remember last week's face morph of all the Batman actors? Well here's one with all the dudes who have ever played James Bond. I'm not gonna lie, it's not really making my panties fly off. "Because you're wearing an adult diaper?" GOOD ONE, JERK. But yeah, I have a leaky bl... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2012
    This is a series of knitted monster masks created by Tracy Widdess of Brutal Knitting. Hell yeah, brutal knitting! *stabbing myself in the legs with those big needles* This ain't your grandma's quilting bee! Some of the masks look like aliens, some like monsters, and at lea... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    This is Scotch Tape, a series of people with their faces all wonked up with scotch tape by photographer Wes Namen. I don't know what these people looked like before, but they are lookin' fine as hell now. Take this first girl -- she may have only been a four before, but now? ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    Because Japan prides itself on being on the cutting edge of weird, these saline solution "bagel head" injections are allegedly a growing trend in the country. Thankfully (if there can be a thankfully in this story), the bagel shape only lasts around 16 hours before the saline ... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2012
    This is a picture of some dude who decided to get a classic "Darth Vader with flowers" tattoo on the side of his face. Hopefully it's a cover-up. I'm kidding, hopefully it's a stick-on. And whether you agree with brobro's taste in facial tattoos or not, one thing's for certa... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2012
    This is a robotic face that's been designed and programmed to be able to imitate human facial expressions. What expression is she making? Hell if I know -- derpy maybe? HURRRRRRRR. The face was modeled after one of the scientist's wives, and the concept is that, if robotic... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2012
    Remember Tadao Cern's 'Blow Job' photography series of extreme wind-blown faces? Well this is the minute-and-a-half video of the face-blowing in action. Not gonna lie, it's GOOD. Especially how some of the models' eyes keep flapping open when they want them shut. Man, that... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fata... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    This is a series of portraits by photographer Tadao Cern dirtily called Blow Job, showing people's faces being brutalized by high winds. God, they're all just so...gummy. I just couldn't do it. I'd be too afraid of my eyeballs getting blown out and then flapping around behin... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2012
    Girl, has anybody told you you've got the starry-est eyes they've ever seen? Well they were making fun of you. Remember Kimberley? She's the girl who got 56 stars tattooed on her face, realized it was a bad idea, then tried to sue the artist by claiming she only asked for th... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    You may have already seen it, but because the internet is a barren f***ing wasteland today, here's a video of a bunch of the cartoon face memes popularized by 4chan imagined in real life. The guys who made it did a pretty good job. The guy assembling the tacos at Taco Bell to... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    This is a gallery of "genetic portraits" made by artist Ulric Collette by Photoshopping together photos of his family members. This is a father and daughter portrait here of Daniel, 60 and Amélie, 33. Not necessarily a new idea, but definitely the most Two-Face looking execut... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Note: Consider this a sort of retroactive 'picture is graphic' warning. I just...wow. I mean, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Brobro better pray the faux toughguy look is enough to keep him out of a fight, because he takes one punch to the face and he's losing both of those f***ing ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2011
    This is a sideways, butt-ass quality video of some bro trying to crush 22 beer cans in a row on his forehead. But not like, one hit and it's crushed -- oh no -- this dumb bastard beats himself with them like he's hammering a f***ing nail in concrete. He does do it though, but... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2011
    Note: Uncensored shot after the jump. This is a pig born with two snouts and one eyeball in China. News agencies are calling him the Cyclops Pig, but locals will be calling him ready to eat in just a couple months. That...is a face only a mother could love. Back me up, Char... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2011
    Japanese firm (surprise, surprise) REAL-f will create an ULTRA-realistic copy of your face in mask form so you can...actually, I don't know why. This is just an all-around terrible idea. One Geekologie Writer's face is enough ugly for the world! Isn't it, Tiger? *cat throws... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2011
    The Privacy Shell (which looks suspiciously like a partial Sleep Suit) was designed to provide a little privacy while out in public. Plus complete blindness. Me? I usually just pull my shirt over my head and stumble around with my arms out like a zombie. You know, so I don'... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2011
    Note: Must watch video for the effect, this picture ain't gonna cut it. If you haven't already seen this, it's a freaky-deaky video of a bunch of women's faces that, when viewed out of your peripheral by only staring at the cross in the middle, TURN INTO UGLY-ASS MUTANT QUASIM... / Continue →