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  • January 26, 2011
    Beard: real or Sharpie? Seen here proving denim's making a comeback, Ricky Lee Kalichun (who looks suspiciously like a short-bus zombie) was arrested after trying to drunkenly break into an old roommate's with his face all markered up and wielding a "large sword". LEARN HOW T... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because you can't not shit your pants. This is a video of what is allegedly the world's most realistic looking human face mask. It was made by the folks at SPFXMasks and is illegal for felons to purchase. Okay, I made that up. What I didn't mak... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    Have trouble expressing yourself with words? Me too. That's why I let my fists do the talking. But for you pacifists (read: nancy boys) out there, there's this Asian style emoticon stamp you can use to embellish sexts pen pal letters or whatever the hell kids are into these ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2010
    This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It's a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don't like it. Not one bit. I don't care if the chick has tits on her back, she's giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Prof... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2010
    Borg cupcakes: that's what these are. Now I don't know too much about the Borgs except they've always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in '96), but it looks like two of them have... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort. AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait -- $2,100? You've got to be f***ing kidding me. "Gizmo" skirt in grey tweed with 'ear-pockets' and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it ... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber. One side's a ball, and the other is giant freaking mustache. So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your fre... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    These Pick Your Nose party cups from Fred are a set of 24 cups (2 each of 12 designs) with different noses printed on them. That way you can easily identify your beverage and not end up drinking from somebody's dipping spit-cup. WHICH HAPPENS. Plus, you you get to spice up y... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask. Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Po... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    The Happiness Hat is a little beanie that senses if you're smiling and stabs you in the back of the head with a spike if you're not. It was designed by Lauren McCarthy to train your brain to smile, but it would probably just train my brain to leak out the hole it's made. You ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    Let's cut right to the questionable chase: this is a sculpture (or mold) of artist Marc Quinn's head made from 4.5 liters of his own frozen blood. Really gets you in that Halloween spirit, doesn't it? No, not so much. The blood is taken from this own body over a period of fi... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    This is a head rendered in Tetris blocks as imagined by Rihards Rozans. I have no idea if he used his own face for the model, but if he did, he's a pretty handsome guy. You know, in a Donkey Kong sort of way. Speaking of which: remember Candy Kong in Donkey Kong Country? I... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    Listen, as long as you're human I firmly believe you should be able to kiss and have relations and relationships with whoever you want (provided they feel the same about you). I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow, blue, red, white, clear, striped, dotted, Canadian, from... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2009
    Because it's a well known fact vampires are pervbags that like to stare at you while you piss, here's a custom Edward Cullen shower curtain. It was handpainted by Etsy seller CustomShowerCurtains and will set you back a cool 75 bones. Now, you may be wondering why I'm posting... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    How would you like that nightmare standing above you with a drill in its hand? You wouldn't, would you? My gums are bleeding just thinking about it. Clever surgical masks with funny cartoon mouths were sent to dentists in Hamburg, Germany. The goal was to lighten up a visit... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2009
    Sure we've already seen brass knuckle inspired coffee receptacles in the past, but, quite frankly, those ones didn't look as good (I did like the blood splatter though). Now the Fisticup from Fred (available mid-September for around $15) -- this is a coffee mug I can really si... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2009
    The fools at the University of California, San Diego have created a robot that can learn new facial expressions on it's own. Next, its gonna learn how to drive itself to the shooting range. To begin teaching the robot, the researchers stuck Einstein in front of a mirror and i... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2009
    To ensure employees at Keihin Electric Express Railway in Japan are putting their best lip forward, the company has implemented a "smile check" policy, in which workers will be required to smile into a camera and have their mug subjected to software analysis of their happiness.... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2009
    This is the way money looked a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Or, I dunno, as imagined by DeviantArt user Diablo2003. As you can see, Vader opted for a helmet-on shot, which I think we can all agree, was the smart decision. Nobody wants to see your crusty-ass rutab... / Continue →