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  • December 13, 2013
    This is a video of a bunch of cool moving optical illusions you can print yourself (links to Youtube page with links to all the designs). You just need a clear sheet of transparency paper to print the overlay. Don't have a piece of transparency paper? Then you are SHIT OUT ... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    Artist Nickolay Lamm and computational genomicist Alan Kwan teamed up to create a series of images of what the human face might evolve to look like in 20,000 years from now, 60,000 years from now, and 100,000 years from now. These are those images. Basically we get giant f***... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is the Star Trek Into Darkness movie poster eye makeup painted by makeup artist Sahily. It kind of reminds me of a Borg eye. You know what I want painted on my eyelids? I want to write 'LOVE YOU' like that one chick (links to picture of her) in Indiana Jones' Archaeolog... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2013
    University of Nottingham professor Harminder Dua recently discovered a new human body part and named it after himself because that's what you get to do when you discover things. Now I know what you're all hoping for, and sadly, no, it's not some sort of new hidden penis. Dua'... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2012
    This is Bristol, a healthy two year old stray with Portal eyes up for adoption by the Wake County Animal Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. Some @$$holes painted her. This is the only picture of her, but be careful looking through the other adoption photos unless you're looki... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2012
    Because what good is wearing contacts if a friend can't text a 8===D directly onto your eyeball, scientists at Ghent University are hard at work developing contact lenses with curved LCD displays in them. No word if they'll be blink powered or fry your eyeballs if you cry, but... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2012
    This is a $5 sleep mask from Archee McPhee that makes it look like you have big old googly anime peepers. Unless you're the woman in the picture, then it makes you look like you're Lindsay Lohan passed out with her eyes open. Always dreamed of making sweet, 2-D love to the ch... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    RETROACTIVE WARNING: Giant mystery eyeball. Also, potential Slimer tattoo. A man in Florida stumbled across this giant mysterious eyeball while metal-detecting for buried pirate treasure or whatever, and now scientists are hard at work trying to determine where it came from.... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    These are Redditor Philawesomeraptor's girlfriend's eyeball stitches. She recently got a cornea transplant after suffering from a degenerative eye disease, and this is the result. Admittedly, it's kind of beautifully terrifying. Of course, if I had a degenerative eye disease... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a series of creepy face and hand paintings by Choo-San, who obviously has zero regard for me sleeping at night. Call me sensitive, but-- "You're a sissy." You know what? For the sake of making your life a passive-agressive hell for the next week, I'm just gonna prete... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    Seen here looking like someone who's dedicated her life to finding and killing Superman, a woman displays Chanel's new eyebrow jewels. You know, because those exist. Granted I'm not thrilled about it, but I also found out the lady who lives downstairs has been sifting through... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Want to see if your peepers are good enough to fly for Planet Express? Well you're in luck, thanks to this Planet Express Pilot's Eye Chart in the alien language from Futurama by designer/Geekologie Reader David Johns. If Leela can do it, I'm sure you can too. No, no I'm not... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2011
    I have brown eyes. And they're romantic as f***. Men and women have actually gotten lost in these peepers for days. Kidding, they're like gazing into two twin @$$holes. And now a California doctor claims he could turn them blue with a quick 20-second cosmetic laser surgery.... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2011
    Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter 88. I know the screencap doesn't do it justice, but watch this video if you haven't already seen it -- it's a real treat for the eyes. Do you like ice cream? Watching it is like your eyeballs eating an ice crea... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    This is a gallery of DeviantARTist KatieAlves' (aka Katie Alves) awesome eyelid art. Which -- if eyes really are the windows to the soul, then Katie's work are the Picassos of window treatments. Sure beats the dirty towel my neighbor tacks up in his office window while he mas... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2011
    This is a tiny-ass computer. How tiny? That's a dollar coin in the picture. "Uh, I'm pretty sure that's a penny." Haha -- YOU WOULD KNOW, PEASANT! I only deal with big bills. Literally, they're piling up and the collection agencies start calling at 6AM. But enough about ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2011
    This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me, but I suspect Suren is trying to steal souls. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POTIONS ARE YOU MIXING, WIZARD?! Hit the jump for a ton mo... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Nintendo has released a list of guidelines to accompany playing the 3-D model of their DS gaming system, and among them is children under six shouldn't play the system at all. You know, since their eyes are still developing and Nintendo doesn't want them to pop out of their he... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    Stare at the center of the spinner for 30-seconds and then immediately look away from your monitor at your hand. What'd you see? Because I saw my fingers going all nitrous "WAH WAH WAH" on me, and then vomit coming out from under my nose. After that, my eyes got watery. MAG... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    John Matthews is a man. A man who used to have a little worm eating its way around his eyeball before a doctor PEW PEW PEWed that little SOB with a laser. Lasers: what CAN'T they do? That was a trick question, lasers can do everything. John Matthews loves to hunt turkeys an... / Continue →