Results for "eyes may be the windows to the soul -- but eyepatches are the window treatments"

• Windows To The Soul: Eyeball Closeups

  January 12, 2011

  This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me, but I suspect Suren is trying to steal souls. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POTIONS ARE YOU MIXING, WIZARD?! Hit the jump for a ton mo... / Continue →
• 7,500 Shoppers Unknowningly Signed Their Souls Over To A British Video Game Retailer

  April 14, 2010

  Apparently over 7,500 online shoppers unknowingly signed their souls over to British video game retailer Gamestation because nobody takes the time to read the terms and conditions of a sale. WELL NO SHIT! I don't even take the time to reread Geekologie articles I've written. ... / Continue →
• Different Strokes For Different Incarcerated Folks: Inmates Get Their Eyeballs Tattooed

  January 14, 2010

  Now we've known about eyeball tattoos for awhile now, just not that people were getting them done in the slammer. Honestly, there are just some things I just wouldn't want to get done in prison: my ass, and every single other thing ever. But did that stop David Boltjes and Pa... / Continue →
• Iffy: Operation Allows 'High Definition' Vision

  December 8, 2009

  So allegedly there's a new eye surgery that allows patients to achieve 'HD vision'. Weird, I thought all vision was high definition. But what the hell do I know? I'm no ophthalmologist, I'm just a guy that spiced up an ordinarily boring eyeball graphic with LASER VISION!!! ... / Continue →
• Another Day, Another Cosmic Eyeball

  May 11, 2009

  We've already seen God's hand, God's eye and the Eye of Sauron, so why not another cosmic ball of eye? This here is the latest in a batch of images from the Hubble Space Bubblescope of planetary nebula Knockout 4-55. Enter Punch-Out tie-in here. I AM THE L337 BLOGGAR! Plane... / Continue →
• Pfft, Who Needs Ears?: Pierced Glasses

  May 5, 2009

  Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ... / Continue →
• Stop Confusing Me, Damnit: The TOFU Robot

  January 17, 2009

  TOFU is a meat-free robot that looks and acts like a penguin crossed with a Furby crossed with my ex-girlfriend's muff (which I DID see once when I walked in on her in the shower -- score!) Developed at the MIT Media Lab, the little bastard dances to music and has OLED eyes th... / Continue →