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  • April 4, 2013
    This is a (probably soon to be removed for copyright claims) video of all six Star Wars movies to date playing at the same time, just the way George Lucas intended them to be seen. Trying to watch it is 100% dangerous to your health and I don't recommend viewing it for longer ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    This is the Good Vibrations cabinet designed by Ferruccio Laviani. It's a real, impressively hand-carved storage unit created to look like a glitched tv or computer screen. It hurts my eyes, and not in a good way like rubbing them really hard when I'm stressed. This is defin... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk. This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2012
    This is a shot of two dudes spotted cosplaying as Bert and Ernie at Dracon*Con by Redditor ProbableCause. They're f***ing terrifying. Like, definitely not the type of guys you'd feel comfortable watching take a bubble-bath together. Chris Hemsworth and Ryan Gosling? Those t... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    So apparently every year the town of Bilbao, Spain holds a 'Concurso de Feos' (Ugly Contest). Contestants are asked to make the ugliest face they can, and, judging from these pictures, they all won first prize. No word what the winner actually gets, but hopefully it's a brown... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    Nooooooo, not my Ariel! This is a small series of zombified Disney princesses from Thai artist Witit Karpkraikaew, whose name may have been chosen by someone slamming their head into a keyboard. Wait -- so there are zombie merpeople now too? Because that's just wonderful. ... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2012
    IMAGES REMOVED These are shots from the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo. The club offers 'cabaret' dances from giant fembot mechas controlled by bikini-clad girls sitting in the front. And if the thought of that gives you a boner it's your obligation as a human being to grab that bo... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2012
    This is a series of licensed Star Wars apparel by Tokyo/Paris based Comme des Garçon. Please, just look at this shirt for a moment and take it all in. Who would wear that? SPOILER: Not even your dad. And it's $350. That's $350 to look like a f***ing idiot. Granted a lot o... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a series of creepy face and hand paintings by Choo-San, who obviously has zero regard for me sleeping at night. Call me sensitive, but-- "You're a sissy." You know what? For the sake of making your life a passive-agressive hell for the next week, I'm just gonna prete... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    This is a Star Wars themed LEGO build of MC Escher's iconic 'House of Stairs'. I can only look at it in five-second increments though or I get all dizzy and discombobulated. Which way is up? Which way is down? Is this vom on my shirt fresh or from last night? Will I be jud... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2012
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's worn an eyepatch for a week straight pretending to be a pirate, doctors in Australia are now claiming a haircut that covers one of your eyes makes that eye lazy because it doesn't do anything but stare at your stupid hair all day lon... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    Please tell me you didn't pay for that. As a matter of fact, please tell me you didn't even know you were getting that until you woke up the next morning with a sore arm. I mean, WOW. I've seen better looking X-Men tattoos that were actually birthmarks. Thanks to Marco, who... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2012
    Retroactive warning: deflated-looking woolly mammoth carcass. This is Yuka, an exquisitely preserved woolly mammoth carcass recently discovered in Siberia. As you can see, it still has its foot pads and a decent amount of its fur. Maybe even enough to make a decent Wookie co... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Because what good is a lunch that doesn't make you lose your appetite, here's an Evil Dead themed bento box of Ash's possessed sister from the movie. Those teeth, my God -- I just wanna lick them with my tongue. "You're sick." Am I? Or just the foodiest foodie you ever met?... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2012
    Note: Video is not for those with motion sickness. Or for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant if I do a really cool trick on my skateboard. This is a video of a girl performing a hula hoop routine in an apron with a video camera attached to the hoop. It's... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $179 Kisai Optical Illusion. Clever name. The time is always visible by training your eyes to pick out the bars that are traveling in the opposite direction as all the others. Oooooooor by cheating and pushing the touchscreen so the re... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Note: Consider this a sort of retroactive 'picture is graphic' warning. I just...wow. I mean, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Brobro better pray the faux toughguy look is enough to keep him out of a fight, because he takes one punch to the face and he's losing both of those f***ing ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Wait -- IT'S 2011?! Thanks bionic contact! Because the University of Washington obviously doesn't take threats written on bar napkins and addressed to "you Terminator loving pencil-peens" seriously, they've decided to proceed with their bionic contact experiments and have suc... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2011
    Seen here looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons 'blinky' fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in Argentina. Jealous cyclops shark is jealous! Per Babel Fish (how appropriate!) translation: "We were fishing and we took th... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    This is an optical illusion being performed by an overturned trash can casting a shadow on a checkered picnic blanket, making it a far superior magician than you could ever be. That's pretty much all I have to say about this. Kidding, I actually have a grande finale planned. ... / Continue →