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  • July 29, 2010
    So Porsche has decided to go forward and produce the Spyder 918 hybrid, which, up until now, was strictly conceptual. Did I mention it'll cost around $650,000? Because it will. Yeah, I just pre-ordered two. Didn't I, Hot Wheels? High rolla, HIGH ROLLA! A 3.4-liter V8 petr... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2010
    Note: The additional (high-res) shots of the facility can be seen HERE, HERE and HERE. These are super-secret spy shots taken from inside Apple's $100 million iPhone testing facility. Okay so they're not actually secret, Apple released them today. Unless you wanna pretend th... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Got a cool $25 million to throw around? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE CONTACT ME ABOUT AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Or go squander it all on a Strand Craft 122 superyacht with matching supercar, I don't care (yes I do too, I want that money). Beating the Bugatti Veyron ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    This is the expensive-as-hell Louis Moinet Jurassic Tourbillon Watch. It's face is made out of 130-million year old dino bones (which would technically make it the Louis Moinet Cretaceous Tourbillon Watch, but rich people are idiots). "It's also got other nice features, like ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2010
    Are you richer than God? Are you considering the purchase of an Aston Martin Rapide? If so, please hire me -- I'll do anything. Sexual favors excluded. Sexual flavors, okay. Mmmm, this tastes like lube! The AMVOX2 Rapide Transponder heralds the second generation of the re... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    A copy of Action Comics #1, best known for featuring the first appearance of Superman, recently sold for a staggering $1 million at auction. That's one rich old virgin! Kidding -- kidding -- hookers count. They said it couldn't be done. They said that no comic book--no matte... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "But I don't remember buying an underwater plane". And that's because I'm talking about Virgin Group, Richard Branson's company, not virgin, you. You're poor, remember? Guests on Necker Island, a retreat in the British Virgin Islands, will be... / Continue →
  • January 1, 2010
    Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink. Plus, you'll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly IF YOU USE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. It's true, one time I printed an article in ninja blood and now both the pir... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    This is a piece of "art" by a really sucky artist that I can't even believe even has the gall to CONSIDER themselves an artist. The piece is for sale at the Art Basel gallery in Miami Beach. The asking price? $75,000. I'd rather eat shit! The heads are connected to servos ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    Sorry, I'm still chuckling about how funny the title I came up with was. With isn't it all. And that, I think we can all agree, is (the new) testament of my awesome. Anyway, Rolls Royce, a company best known for me owning like two die-cast models of their cars its soul, is r... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Apparently some kids happened to videotape the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron crash from the other day. And, surprise surprise, there was no "low-flying pelican". Nope, just a man playing with himself in one of the world's most expensive production vehicles. Way to go, champ.... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Remember the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored cars we reported on last month? You know, the ones that came with a 'whale penis leather interior' option? Ha, how could you forget? -- you called the company to find out if you could just buy seats. Well, after ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    An unnamed member of the Illuminati recently drove his Bugatti Veyron into a Texas marsh because he's stupid and can't drive. The man, who refused to give his name, was looking at real estate in Galveston. About 3 p.m. a low-flying pelican distracted him as he traveled nor... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    Intergalactic Suites, the $4.4 million per 3-night space hotel (you better change the sheets!) that we first reported on back in 2007, is apparently still a go for a 2012 grand opening. I'm skeptical. Also, on the waiting list. God I'm rich! Galactic Suite Ltd, set up in 20... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2009
    These are three examples of custom cupcake cars that Neimen Marcus is selling for Christmas this year. Each cake will set you back $25K, but makes the perfect gift for the Lollypop Guild member on your list who has everything. Plus, they come with matching hats! Put on your ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2009
    This is a reproduction of the wolf suit worn by Max in Maurice Sendak's iconic Where The Wild Things Are (soon to be a major motion picture!) manufactured by Opening Ceremony. I thought it was pretty damn cool until I saw they're charging $610. Now it's not. At all. "by sta... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    The world's most expensive booze is (and I did absolutely no fact checking about this) is a bottle of Chambord valued at $3.24 million. That's too much. Donald Edge has created with French company Chambord a £2 million bottle of their liqueur to celebrate the new stage versi... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    Nobody should own a $135,000 Goldmund Eidos Reference Blue Blu-ray player. That's the bottom line. I mean, there are children in Africa who don't even have Laserdisc players. So how someone could knowingly spend six figures on a Blu-ray player makes me sick. BLAAAAAAH! The... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2009
    The PRC chair allegedly stands for Personal Rockin' Computer. But how on earth you would ever use a computer in that thing is beyond me. I mean, I couldn't even comfortably fry my nuts with a laptop in it. Plus, it costs a staggering $4,200. Can you say, "tractor tire"? Be... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2009
    I don't care if a computer can run a real-time simulation of the Big Bang while playing Crysis at the highest settings and rendering a HD home movie you made of the neighbor's dog humping a stray cat, it shouldn't cost $32,000. Gaiser High End Design PCs range from $7,820 to ... / Continue →