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  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    Remember Joanna Rohrback, the extremely camel-toed inventor of Prancersize? Of course you do, there isn't a single person with internet access who hasn't closed their eyes and seen that spandex'd vagina staring back at them at some point. *bad shivers* Well now Joanna is bac... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from G... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    Meet 'Mighty' Kacy Catanzaro. A former cheerleader and the first female to qualify for the final round (Mount Midoriyama) of American Ninja Warrior. This is a video of her semifinal performance. She makes it all seem so effortless. Because, I'm going to be honest, there's n... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2014
    Have an indoor cat? I do. Eleven of them. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. They're starting to drive me crazy. Indoor cats still need exercise, and the $200 One Fast Cat running wheel is the answer. Apparently it's not the first exercise wheel for cats ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2014
    These are PaleoBarefoot's $265 PRONATIV chainmaille running shoes. They're supposed to feel like running barefoot (except you can allegedly walk on LEGO blocks without any pain). It's not the first time I've posted PaleoBarefoot's chainmaille shoes before (previous post here)... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze t... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is a video of hula hoopspert Rachael Lust showing off all her hooping tricks and stunts. Clearly she has been practicing. I actually didn't learn to hula hoop until two summers ago. I just tried it one night when I was drunk and finally understood how to do it. Then th... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    This is a video of students practicing their lightsabering at the Ludosports Lightsaber Combat Academies in Italy (there are seven so far). That is a whole lot of lightsaber fighting. You can go to their official website to read about all the different styles they teach, whic... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    Because everybody wishes they were a Transformer so they could transform into a much cooler version of themselves with bazookas for arms, Nike has just announced this 'Megatron Rises' line of sneakers. They come in three varieties (including an actual cleated version for those... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2013
    This is a video of Ahmed "Iron Monkey" Kerigo performing a 4.5-foot flying push up. For a while there I didn't think he was going to make it. I know I wouldn't have. I would have gone face down, probably cracked some ribs, maybe lost a couple teeth. Definitely wouldn't have... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    Because Cross-fit is all the rage these days (at least based on my Facebook mini-feed), and everybody loves zombies, here are some zombie head kettle bells. They come in 18, 36, 54 and 72-lb weights, each with a different zombie head. Obviously, I would only use the 72-pound ... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    Because eating right and exercise are for people with self-discipline and a lot of guys aren't into that shit, Funkybod is selling these fake muscle tops to wear under another shirt and make you appear more muscular than you actually are. Unfortunately, they only work when you... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2013
    This is the human-sized hamster wheel available FOR FREE on Craigslist in Brooklyn, NY from ridiculously named Sandra Z. Zzz, who either changed his name because he fancies himself an artist, has cruel parents, or whose name is actually Dick Tent. Honestly, what do you think ... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    Like having a super shitty gym right in your living room! Because who has the time to work out and watch their favorite soap operas separately, this is the $1,400 ChairMaster, a recliner that has enough exercise equipment tucked inside to do 50 different exercises. Granted yo... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2013
    Wow, those might be the saddest 'Get Well' balloons of all time. To test better ways of acclimating space travelers back to life on earth (read: with gravity), NASA is looking to pay individuals up to $1,200 a week to lay in bed all day. That's like, my dream world. Well, pr... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    Ever wanted to pack as many Goldfish crackers into your mouth in the shortest amount of time possible? Well you are IN LUCK (and probably sweatpants), because this is a Vine video of a topless guy showing you how to harness the power of an exercise treadmill to push those fish... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    This is a worthwhile video of Mario (who can't mange to keep his hat on) and Luigi performing parkour stunts in real life. It also has some special effects like fireball shooting, turtle stomping, and brick breaking. I know themed parkour videos are getting to be a dime a doz... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    Somebody pass me my glowsticks, because a new morning workout trend is sweeping the nation with early-morning rave parties. And by nation I mean England, and by sweeping I mean there's only one so far. Producers Sam Moyo and Nico Thoemmes have started a new club morning in ... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2013
    Seen here reaching for an invisible titty, a guy plays the homemade virtual reality version of Paperboy he developed ('PaperDude VR') for use with an Oculus Rift headset and Kinect motion controller. It looks like fun. Fun to the point where I would actually use the game to e... / Continue →