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  • May 20, 2016
    P0rnHub has just announced BangFit (follow through to Mashable for a link to the actual site), an exercise program that encourages you to bang to an adult video with a smartphone strapped to your waist to monitor your movement. The program is currently available for one, two a... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2016
    The Hershey Company has just announced they'll be releasing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups filled with Reese's Pieces this July, leading at least one internet jerkoff blogger to cancel his gym membership because why even bother? Nobody ever sticks with their New Year's Resolutions... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2016
    This is the Smart Rope, a jump rope with 23 LEDs embedded in the middle of the rope that light up in front of you to display your current jump count while you're roping. Alternatively, do things the old fashioned way and count in your head. Or out loud -- I won't make fun of ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2016
    This is the conceptual BWM (Bike Washing Machine) designed by students at Dalian Nationalities University in China. It washes clothes while you get your cardio. Obviously, it will never make it past the conceptual stage because even Lance Armstrong isn't into exercising his c... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2016
    This is Jurassic Parkour, a video of a dude in a t-rex costume performing a bunch of jumps and flips and other parkour stunts, brought to us by the same folks as the t-rex ninja warrior video. Who knew t-rexes were so agile? No wonder they were such fearsome predators. Still... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2015
    This is a video of three sumo wrestlers running a foot race. They're surprisingly fast. Thankfully, none of them fell and caused an earthquake. Although contestant number one does almost lose his mawashi (loincloth) at the finish line. Contestant three was smart enough to we... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    This is a video of athlete Reko Rivera in an inflatable t-rex costume practicing obstacles for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously, a real t-rex would never make it very far on the show because of their tiny arms and poor upper body strength. I would never make it very far on t... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2015
    This is a video demonstration (dude has a robot battle in a mock living room) of Microsoft's upcoming augmented reality system, HoloLens (available early 2016 to developers for $3,000). It looks pretty promising, but I'll have to wait to experience it for myself and see if it'... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2015
    This is a video of Mirko Hanßen demonstrating his extreme handskating skills. Mirko claims he invented handskating (Rollerblading on your hands) and has spent many years of difficult training to be the best in the world. Just remember: when you're the only one doing something... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2015
    NOTE: Larger version HERE in case you own one of those home telephones with the giant number buttons. This is an infographic created by NASA showing some things that will happen to astronaut Scott Kelly during his year aboard the International Space Station. My favorite: "Ast... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2015
    This is a video of pro hooper Brookelynn Hoopz spinning nine hula hoops on different body parts simultaneously. The one on her hair bun is definitely my favorite. Also, I feel like this is what I look like whenever I try to use one of the machines at the gym, except with way ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    This is the line of realistic wearable muscle suits available from Flex Design Costumes. They come in a wide range of musculature and colors (over 24, including neon pink, light blue, and gold) and range from $750 - $3,500. I feel like this one's nipples are staring down at t... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2015
    Because everybody likes to pretend they're a superhero sometimes (otherwise comic cons wouldn't exist), these are the newly released Avengers character themed Under Armor Alter Ego compression shirts. They come in Captain America, Hulk, Thor and Iron Man varieties and cost $60... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    This is the KidRunner, a baby stroller that is strapped to a special belt and towed behind you as you run. It was designed so parents could run more naturally (swinging their arms) and still be able to safely take their child for a spin instead of hoping they're okay at home i... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    These are a couple videos of the Mega Underground Bike Park opening in Louisville, Kentucky next month. The 320,000-square foot park sits 100-feet underground in a limestone cavern and stays a mild 60-degrees year round. The 45 trails include jump lines, pump tracks, dual sla... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    Note: Interactive version of the chart HERE which tells you exactly what each person was doing in each block. This is a chart of the typical daily routines of a bunch of famous creatives (mostly writers, musicians and artists) who did more with their lives than you or I ever w... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2015
    This is a portrait mode video (WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?!) of some hot-shot tourist (if there is such a thing) challenging infamous musclebound creeper Gaston to a push-up contest at Disney World. He loses. Although, to his credit, Gaston's pushups are pretty weak -- partic... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2014
    This is the $10 Laser Collar Pet Toy available from ThinkGeek. It's a pet collar attachment that points a red laser dot wherever your dog or cat is looking, so they have something to chase because you're too lazy to wave the laser pointer around for them. It's perfect for the... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2014
    This is the Instructable for how to build your own hamster wheel standing desk. That way you can work and exercise simultaneously. Hooray, now I can finally do my two least favorite things at the same time! The project requires four sheets of plywood, two skate wheels, two p... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →