Results for "exercise"
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These are a couple videos of the Mega Underground Bike Park opening in Louisville, Kentucky next month. The 320,000-square foot park sits 100-feet underground in a limestone cavern and stays a mild 60-degrees year round. The 45 trails include jump lines, pump tracks, dual sla... / Continue →
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Note: Interactive version of the chart HERE which tells you exactly what each person was doing in each block. This is a chart of the typical daily routines of a bunch of famous creatives (mostly writers, musicians and artists) who did more with their lives than you or I ever w... / Continue →
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This is a portrait mode video (WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?!) of some hot-shot tourist (if there is such a thing) challenging infamous musclebound creeper Gaston to a push-up contest at Disney World. He loses. Although, to his credit, Gaston's pushups are pretty weak -- partic... / Continue →
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This is the $10 Laser Collar Pet Toy available from ThinkGeek. It's a pet collar attachment that points a red laser dot wherever your dog or cat is looking, so they have something to chase because you're too lazy to wave the laser pointer around for them. It's perfect for the... / Continue →
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This is the Instructable for how to build your own hamster wheel standing desk. That way you can work and exercise simultaneously. Hooray, now I can finally do my two least favorite things at the same time! The project requires four sheets of plywood, two skate wheels, two p... / Continue →
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HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
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Remember Joanna Rohrback, the extremely camel-toed inventor of Prancersize? Of course you do, there isn't a single person with internet access who hasn't closed their eyes and seen that spandex'd vagina staring back at them at some point. *bad shivers* Well now Joanna is bac... / Continue →
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Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from G... / Continue →
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Beastmode: First Female Qualifies For Final Stage Of American Ninja Warrior (And Makes It Look Easy)Meet 'Mighty' Kacy Catanzaro. A former cheerleader and the first female to qualify for the final round (Mount Midoriyama) of American Ninja Warrior. This is a video of her semifinal performance. She makes it all seem so effortless. Because, I'm going to be honest, there's n... / Continue →
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Have an indoor cat? I do. Eleven of them. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. They're starting to drive me crazy. Indoor cats still need exercise, and the $200 One Fast Cat running wheel is the answer. Apparently it's not the first exercise wheel for cats ... / Continue →
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These are PaleoBarefoot's $265 PRONATIV chainmaille running shoes. They're supposed to feel like running barefoot (except you can allegedly walk on LEGO blocks without any pain). It's not the first time I've posted PaleoBarefoot's chainmaille shoes before (previous post here)... / Continue →
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Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze t... / Continue →
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This is a video of hula hoopspert Rachael Lust showing off all her hooping tricks and stunts. Clearly she has been practicing. I actually didn't learn to hula hoop until two summers ago. I just tried it one night when I was drunk and finally understood how to do it. Then th... / Continue →
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This is a video of students practicing their lightsabering at the Ludosports Lightsaber Combat Academies in Italy (there are seven so far). That is a whole lot of lightsaber fighting. You can go to their official website to read about all the different styles they teach, whic... / Continue →
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Because everybody wishes they were a Transformer so they could transform into a much cooler version of themselves with bazookas for arms, Nike has just announced this 'Megatron Rises' line of sneakers. They come in three varieties (including an actual cleated version for those... / Continue →
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This is a video of Ahmed "Iron Monkey" Kerigo performing a 4.5-foot flying push up. For a while there I didn't think he was going to make it. I know I wouldn't have. I would have gone face down, probably cracked some ribs, maybe lost a couple teeth. Definitely wouldn't have... / Continue →
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Because Cross-fit is all the rage these days (at least based on my Facebook mini-feed), and everybody loves zombies, here are some zombie head kettle bells. They come in 18, 36, 54 and 72-lb weights, each with a different zombie head. Obviously, I would only use the 72-pound ... / Continue →
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Because eating right and exercise are for people with self-discipline and a lot of guys aren't into that shit, Funkybod is selling these fake muscle tops to wear under another shirt and make you appear more muscular than you actually are. Unfortunately, they only work when you... / Continue →
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This is the human-sized hamster wheel available FOR FREE on Craigslist in Brooklyn, NY from ridiculously named Sandra Z. Zzz, who either changed his name because he fancies himself an artist, has cruel parents, or whose name is actually Dick Tent. Honestly, what do you think ... / Continue →
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Like having a super shitty gym right in your living room! Because who has the time to work out and watch their favorite soap operas separately, this is the $1,400 ChairMaster, a recliner that has enough exercise equipment tucked inside to do 50 different exercises. Granted yo... / Continue →
