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  • August 31, 2012
    These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made so... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2012
    I'm really hoping those are painted candybars because otherwise there are TURDS ON THE HOME PAGE. I guess there's a first time for everything. E. Chromi is a yogurt-like probiotic drink derived from E. Coli bacteria that could soon turn your doodoo different colors based on w... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    You know that movie (go read some IWatchStuff, shit!) 'Contagion' coming out tomorrow that I'm not gonna see and will forever make it impossible to Google 'contagion' without getting a bunch of movie information first? Well to promote it, Warner Bros. Canada created this "livi... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    Excuse me if I'm writing this while I puke in my shoes but I mean, c'mon, a guy can only take so much. Chick looks like she's wearing my shower drain around her neck. The human hair necklace...is made by artist Kerry Howley who wants to "make discarded hair attractive again.... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Fly leg eyelashes. Gross. I'd rather have a horse's penis for a nose. Granted, flylashes was just a sculptural video, but putting fly legs on your eyes is still gross. As Harrison puts it, "Flylashes was intended as a play on the format of the Chimera, highlighting the use o... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    It was only a matter of time: a case for Apple's iPad that looks like a giant sanitary napkin. I know, I'm puking in my shoes even as I type. BURN HOT WINGS BURN. Introducing Hip Handmaids' exclusive iMaxi--the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings! With its dura... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    NOTE: BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO HIT THE JUMP (God I'm good at getting extra pageviews). So a sheep in Turkey (you're not a bird!) gave birth to a lamb with a human face. Except the lamb was already dead and had to be cut out via c-section. Apparently it was some kind of ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right? Picture Tha... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2009
    An ad agency in New Zealand made a series of billboards that remind drivers to slow down and "drive to the conditions" during the rainy season. The billboards, which feature a young person's face, start bleeding whenever it rains. "The advertising agency that came up with t... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    The Comfort Wipe is an 18" arm extender/wad of toilet paper holder for use when you can't reach your own ass or don't like your digits coming into contact with your butthole (you're doing it wrong!). Interesting. Also, I want to know the "advantages" of being big the hefty du... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    This conceptual gel remote from Panasonic lays limp when not in use, pulsating with a soft light. But when its sensors detect a hand coming, it stiffens, ready for action! Constructed of a soft, flesh-like gel, the remote appears cold when off. Once turned on, however, it see... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2009
    The phorid fly turns fire ants into zombies by laying eggs inside them. When the larvae hatch, they eat their way to the ant's brain, which they also eat, leaving the fiery bastards to wander around like zombies before dying. Sick. "At some point, the ant gets up and starts ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2009
    Remember the Montauk Monster? It's back. Well, another one at least. Escaped from the same top secret government facility as the first, this monster washed up on Southhold, Long Island, just across the bay from Montauk. AND THERE'S VIDEO. AND IT'S GROSS. BUT I'D STILL EAT... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    No Wash boxers were designed by 29-year old medical student Rob Libfeld who claims he came up with the idea when he noticed how embarrassed patients in the hospital were of their soiled, all white underwear. As you can see, the $13 drawls are all yellow in the front and brown ... / Continue →