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  • June 24, 2014
    Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* Th... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    These are the $8 ($20 for custom painted ones) Cthulhu and dragon dice made and sold by Etsy seller RobinRed. Pretty cool right? Plus they're allegedly balanced so you don't just roll shitty 3's and 4's all the time. And yes! It's balanced! I wouldn't take it to Vegas or any... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    These are the Millennium Falcon rings available from PaulMichaelDesign (of Nintendo controller, Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). They're the perfect rings for when you get to that point in a relationship when you're comfortable saying, "Honey, I trust you enough... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'you... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    This is the mecha smartphone holder ($90) made and sold by Etsy shop MechWorld. It looks like it's made out of a bunch of cabinet door hinges and other hardware. It also looks like it would be a real treat to accidentally step on in the middle of the night. "But why would it... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    This is the Big Lebowski rug made by Etsy seller OldTymeNotions. I would have a hard time putting my feet on that. My lips, no problem. You want it, I want it, it costs $800 so neither one of us is going to get it. You like how I haven't made a 'tying the room together' ref... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    This is the $42 Jake the Dog sherlock pipe blown and sold by Etsy seller endioDesigns. The pipes are made to order though, so if you want a different style of eyes or something I'm sure they'd be willing to work with you. My coworkers? My coworkers proved unwilling to work w... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    This is the alien facehugger winter mask hand-knit and sold by Etsy seller Knitrocious ($150). It looks pretty accurate. Plus nobody will think you're weird for wearing it. And if they do, send them over to my place and I'll answer the door wearing nothing but a gas mask and... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2013
    This is the set of Golden Girls LEGO minifigs made and sold by Etsy shop GoldenBrickLadies. From what I gathered, they ONLY sell Golden Girls LEGO minifigs. That is a very specific business. The Golden Girls is one of the few shows about seniors that I can watch without getti... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    These are the Death Star weed grinders made and sold by Etsy seller Pyroteeze ($22). If I'm not mistaken, they're made by filling these Death Star ice cube molds with polymer clay, then mashing the two halves of a cheap grinder inside and painting the whole thing. Plus they'r... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2013
    This is a series of Game of Thrones house sigils, Star Wars, Futurama and Adventure Time characters all carved from crayons, JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAYS. Of course prior to my latest revision it read, 'Naked Ladies -- Boobies Everywhere!', so I'm not sure what to think of myself.... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    This is the set of Dark Knight scalemail armor made by Creations by Christopher. The pre-worn armor was originally made for a webseries called 'Legends: The Dark Knight', but is now looking for a forever home for the low, low price of $9,500. Did I just make everybody want to... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    This is a series of underwear for ladies (and dudes who wear lady's underwear) featuring hand-sewn animal faces and little ears. They're for sale by Etsy seller knickerocker, who also makes matching crop tops of the same animal faces, which I actually took the time to look thr... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is a custom Link action figure made out of a Wreck It Ralph toy by Etsy seller KodykoalaToys (of Yoshi mecha fame). It's Link in a walking mecha named Epona with a treasure chest full of Link's tools and quest items on its back. There's 55 of Link's quest items included ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE. This is a 75" x 45" LEGO mosaic made from 10,511-individual pieces that features a ton of oldschool NES and SEGA video game characters. Etsy seller Mytemporaryshop (awesome name) is currently selling the piece for $4,828.59 (strange price), with all... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Own a horse? Me neither. But if I did you can bet your sweet ass I'd be riding that sucker in full knight's armor and rescuing damsels in distress. Oooooor getting kicked out of the bar for trying to ride him in there. I TOLD YOU, HE'S A COMPANION ANIMAL. These are the uni... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    This is the Denture Bracelet made and sold by Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion. They cost $135 and are made from dental acrylics "hand-polished to high shine....." I'm not sure what the hell that "....." was all about at the end but it gave me the goosebumps. Hand polished to hig... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2013
    This is the Link's Awakening overworld map underwear available from Etsy seller DisturbinglyAdorable. They only come in women's sizes, but the great thing about women's underwear is that they still fit if you order big enough. It's not like they can tell it's a dude wearing ... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2013
    This is a small series of Game of Thrones LEGO minifigs for sale by Etsy seller miniBIGS. Apparently this is just the first set, and miniBIGS plans on rolling out others afterward. You can score all the figures seen here for $70, or individually for $15. I like how the Tyrio... / Continue →