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  • May 10, 2013
    Ah yes, the old no-smile, creeper combo. This is a series of officially licensed Star Trek USS Enterprise uniform pajamas available from ThinkGeek. They come in Spock blue, Kirk gold, Scotty red and cost forty bones for a top and bottom. They make the perfect PJ's to ease yo... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2013
    This is a line of officially licensed Star Trek footed pajama onsies from Jumpin' Jammerz, which I'm going to go ahead and assume was named in the 90's. You can pick from command gold, engineering (aka 'deathwish') red, or engineering blue, and each one will set you back $65. ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Remember the guy that was building a full-scale USS Enterprise in Minecraft? Well he's made a lot of progress, and this is the video tour to prove it. Unfortunately, Captain Toomuchfreetime DECIDED TO SET THE VIDEO TO MILEY CYRUS'S 'PARTY IN THE USA' AND TRAIN'S 'HEY, SOUL SI... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2010
    This is the world's smallest scale model of the USS Enterprise. It's tiny. Like, smaller than your penis tiny. Invisible to the naked eye. Or, let's be honest, even the clothed eyes. You poor bastard. Measuring just 8.8-micrometers long, this 1-billionth scale model of th... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    I don't want to ruin the premise of this little video for you but basically the infamous Star Wars word crawl from the beginning of all the movies starts falling to earth and the Enterprise has to come save us. Woops. I'm not good at keeping secrets either. Youtube Thanks t... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    Yes, even the crew of the Enterprise take Myspace-style shots of themselves in the bathroom mirror. And you don't see me complaining! What you do see is me gluing these fake elf ears on. "Nanu-nanu!" Hot chick Trekkies DO exist! [albotas]... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2009
    This is a cheap plastic bong made to resemble the USS Enterprise. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead smoking out of it BECAUSE OD'ING ON WEED IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Trust me, I've tried scientists told me. *Geekologie does not endorse the use of illegal substances, as... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    This is a custom canine USS Enterprise costume made out of cardboard and Bud Light cans. And I have to admit, Bud Light was a smart choice because of its superior drinkability. I'm serious, those things are so drinkable one time I guzzled a whole cooler full of them. There m... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2009
    Guess who wins. Here, I'll even give you a hint: not Endor. Ha, what do you mean it says 'Death Star Destroys Enterprise' right on the video? Well, you can't go around believing everything you hear. Did I say hear? I meant read. IT'S A TRAP! Youtube Thanks to Evan, Ant... / Continue →