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  • May 18, 2016
    "So, this is my life." -- that model Doodie was a reference to the pool scene in Caddyshack by the way, just so we're clear. This is the $20 smiling poop emoji pool float available on Amazon. Get a bunch of them and fill your pool with turds. That's a pretty awkward size an... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    This is an animation created by Disney telling the story of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the style of smart phone texts and emojis. Obviously there are spoilers if you haven't seen the movie but who hasn't seen the movie even I saw the movie and I avoid movies like the plag... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2015
    Because even dictionary companies want to feel edgy from time to time, Oxford Dictionaries has announced the 'face with tears of joy' emoji is its 2015 word of the year, despite the fact emojis aren't words and don't appear in dictionaries. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2015
    This is a shot of the most important new emojis included in the upcoming iOS 9.1 update. Which one are you most excited about? "APPLE SUCKS ANDROID'S ROBOT BALLS!" I should have known that was coming. Still, all you iPhone users can thank my letter-writing campaign for the ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    Because everyone spends their weekends differently, this is the scene by scene retelling of The Big Lebowski written by Matt Haughey entirely in emojis. This is just the first part though, but I included Matt's entire translation after the jump. So, what did you think? Not ne... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    With the release of mobile operating system iOS 8.3, Apple is adding more than 300 new emojis to your iPhone or iPad, almost all of which are racially diverse versions of an already existing emoji. All the choices can be accessed by holding down your finger on the new standard... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2014
    This is a list of the top 100 emojis used on Twitter as of June of this year (well this is the top ten, full list after the jump). Since then, the tears of joy emoji has taken over first place by a long shot. You can see all emoji use on Twitter visualized in real-time at the... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2014
    This is a video of Bill Nye explaining the evolutionary process with the help of emojis. I'm not really sure the emojis added anything, but kids these days seem to like them. Whatever helps get the point across I guess. But if you really wanted to connect with the children y... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2014
    These are the emoji face masks for sale from Emojimasks.com. They cost $5 apiece or $15 for the whole set. Obviously, I'm going to get the poop one. "But GW, you don't need a mask to be a grinning pile of shit." Listen you -- I'll go back to bed right this second, I mean it... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    This is a small series (there's three) of emoji faces imagined in real life. They were created as part of a campaign to raise awareness that your kids might not really know who they're chatting with online. I dunno, apparently some parents haven't talked to their kids about o... / Continue →