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  • April 11, 2013
    Inactive Account Manager is a new service offered by Google that allows users to determine how they want all their Gmail and other data dealt with after a certain period of inactivity (aka DEAD). You just pick a length of time and whether you'd like your data sent to predeterm... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2013
    This is the Email Guitar, a guitar modded by David Neevel (of OREO creme separating fame) that allows you to create keyboard letter input by playing different musical notes on a guitar. *playing 'Freebird'* Sqpala;a la dkwl e la fllaldka wll a lalca. COOL! WK recently allow... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2011
    That's right -- 12.5 million. Or just one sent to the right guy *wink*. But now researchers are convinced there's a way to drastically reduce (NOT add 4+ inches to) the amount of spam by convincing a few key banks to sever business ties with known spam-a-lama-ding-dongs. A n... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2011
    Uh, is that a dude with tits? Microsoft, working with the federal gubment, successfully raided a number of web-hosts around the country, bringing down a bot-network of compromised computers they believe are responsible for as much as 40% of all spam emails. Weird, because my ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2011
    Note: This is neither legible nor the whole thing. Click HERE to see the whole thing and +2 your internet knowledge. As a follow up to last year's State of the Internet, Focus has created another infographic almost exactly a year later (and 365-dollars short) depicting some o... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future death threats to: hey-gw-im-trying-to-contact-you-so-please-return-my-email-and-dont-just-throw-this-away-... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    Stationary that looks like email icons: I swear, what will they think of next? And don't say, "stationary that looks like Microsoft Office icons" or I'll probably shit myself and die. Designed by Brigada Creativa, this collection of stationary is sure to confuse any recipient... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    Note: Larger version HERE in case your eyes suck (you gotta make like a bunny and eat more carrots, yo!). Suck it Merriam-Webster, I'll spell how I want! This is a little chart showing what different email addresses say about you as a computer user. They're pretty spot-on to... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    If it just had a chocolate milk dispenser too I'd move in today. And I'm not just saying that because I live in a van without one and can only make motor oil milk, but Optimus Prime does beg to drink my piss jugs. Picture [imgur] via This car has everything we need [digg] Th... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2010
    NOTE: Video after the jump is completely NSFW due to girl's anger-filled potty mouth. No wonder he broke up with you! This is a video of some chick telling her ex-boyfriend that she hacked his email and changed his password, after deleting his Starcraft 2 beta code email. B... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    There's an eBay auction going on right now for a code that'll allow you to beta test the new Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty. Hey, that's cool. You know, I beta-tested something once. It was a goldfish. It did not survive. Fish joke! This auction is for a piece of paper th... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    Using CAPS in text is the typed equivalent of screaming. I do it for emphasis, but my relatives tend to use it because they're stupid and want to make sure the latest "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES" chain email they've sent really grabs my attention. But appa... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    This is a graphic depicting what the internet goes through on a typical day. It's pretty freakin' impressive. But it also made me feel pretty insignificant. Then I realized I'm practically the ringleader of this circus (metaphor magic!) and that's when I removed the hose fro... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    David Thorne, a man best known for drawing a picture of a seven-legged spider to settle an unpaid bill, is back at it -- this time staving off another rental property inspection with shark drawings. And while David may never top the spider bit, this one did have its moments. ... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    Yelling, as you may well know, is a great way to get your point across. And capitalization is yelling's written equivalent. Don't believe me? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after her boss fired her without warn... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    This is 41-year old idiot moron Tracy T-something trying to send lover Michael a Facebook message expressing how much she loved him recently railing her but instead posting the note ON HER OWN WALL (admit it, we've been there). Wow, Tracy, what are you doing with this Michael ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2009
    This is a picture from artist Elliot Burford's series of work entitled 'Spam', which features illustrations created using the titles of spam email, most of which are for wiener growing pills. I posted a bunch more of my favorites after the jump, but there are 24 in total (so f... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2009
    Well folks, the apocalypse is upon us. Google has foolishly unleashed the world's first "artificial intelligence tasked-array system" (death-bot) upon the world. CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity) is going to kill us all, and, even worse, delete a... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2008
    Remember my personal hero David Thorne and his seven-legged spider drawing that was idiotically refused as payment for a $233.95 bill? Well the spider just sold on eBay -- for $10,000. And guess who won? This guy. *pointing at self* Ow, my eye. But yeah, I thought about ju... / Continue →