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  • July 19, 2011
    Jarrod McKinney, who was skydiving with an iPhone in his pocket (allegedly to be able to call somebody in case he landed in the wrong place, although I suspect he's the kind of person that always puts his cell phone on the dinner table set to loud), lost it at 13,500-ft and the... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on the pile, this time in the form of 'Tag Suggestions', facial recognition software that, after your face has been ide... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2011
    Because everything causes cancer if you're exposed to enough of it (except my wiener! *flashing*), the World Health Organization (WHO -- but not the Doctor) has released a statement classifying cell phone radiation as "possibly carcinogenic to humans". Also on that list: fun,... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2011
    Note: Long-ass screencap of all his searches to date HERE. These are allegedly the search queries of an 81-year old grandpa whose elder-disrespecting son has convinced Twitter is a search engine. It has highly questionable written all over it considering 1. gramps only makes ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical with the right tools in your pockets, but what do I know? I'm just an ex-CIA operative a guy who cut a hole in a pair o... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    Stussy, a company best known for producing the jeans I wore in high school (JNCO too!) apparently didn't go under after I went off to college and started wearing khakis. Khakis, ha -- I've never even owned a pair! Capris, absolutely. Anyway, the company has teamed up with Ma... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2011
    I've never owned a Razor scooter. I tried a friend's once but I fell off a curb and scraped my knees really bad. There was blood. Also: townspeople laughing. Now I live all alone in a bell tower, ashamed. I did make a zip-line though so that's pretty coo. Razor scooters w... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat! Hit the ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2011
    Despite thinking it was done in June of last year, the ICANN (no, no I can't either) registry has OFFICIALLY approved the dispatch of .xxx domains for use by pr0n sites. *pre-registers fetish site* On Friday in San Francisco, the California nonprofit ... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2011
    This is a video "sneak peek" of the new Nickelodeon TMNT cartoon. I put sneak peek in quotations because 1. it's pretty shitty and 2. I didn't want you to think it was a sneak pee, which is what I do in the alleyway between bars. Also, sometimes in my sleep which is actually ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    So apparently ♫ Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon ♫ is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I've ever seen. And that's saying a ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Well folks, to the surprise of not a single f***ing person, Apple announced the iPad 2 today. Are you going to get one? Kidding, I don't really care, I was just making conversation. BAD CONVERSATION. That's how little I care. The highlights, per Engadget: "Twice as fas... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    PUMPKIIIIIIIIINS! I've never actually been a big fan of Penthouse because I saw one of their magazines growing up and it was waaaaaaay too raunchy for me. Personally, I think some things (read: what a vagina looks like up close) are better left to the imagination. In my mind... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    Flashkus USB drives from Art Levedev Studios: they're made out of cardboard. Why the hell you'd make a flashdrive out of cardboard is beyond me, but maybe Mother Nature was really pushing for them as part of her anti-plastic campaign. GET OVER IT LADY -- MILK JUGS WILL NEVER ... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2011
    Kito Keyboard flip flops are exactly what they sound like. Unless you thought they sounded like actual keyboards you wear on your feet, in which case, okay, maybe I was wrong. Just kidding, I'm never wrong. Sometimes I do moonlight as a Dr. Wong though, but that's only to sn... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2011
    Two nutjob astrophysicists are claiming a planet 4x the size of Jupiter (the current largest planet in the solar system) might be hiding in the Oort Cloud, a massive (1-light year in circumference) cloud of comets and fart particulate outside Pluto's orbit. Its orbit would b... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    Guitar Hero, the franchise that taught us all pushing colored buttons in time to music could make you feel like a badass, has been canceled. *looks at real guitar resting in corner* DON'T "I TOLD YOU SO" ME! You think I won't smash you? I'll smash you. "Due to continued de... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like Rodney Dangerfield's lovechild, a man explains Samsung's experiment to drop 200 paper airplanes from 36,500 meters (119,750 feet or ~22 miles) above Germany. Each plane contains a Samsung SD card with messages uploaded from people who visite... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2011
    A group of Alabamians have filed a class-action lawsuit (which was probably presented to them as a petition to lower the distance of legal marriages from 2nd cousins to 1st. Just kidding -- you can already marry first cousins in more than half the states!) against diarrhea-gia... / Continue →