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  • January 28, 2014
    This is the PELEG DESIGN's Yolkfish, a small rubber kitchen utensil that can suck egg yolks out of the whites. Plus-- "You can use it on your balls?" Well 1. not if you're cooking me breakfast and 2. that's not what I was going to say, but now that you mention it, it's all th... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    These are the 'ingredient' lists for all natural eggs, bananas and blueberries. They were made by Australian chemistry teacher James Kennedy to show that you shouldn't necessarily be afraid of chemicals in your food just because their names are terrifying and impossible to pro... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    Scientists at the Institute for Integrative Nanosciences in Dresden, Germany, have developed "robotic sperm" by trapping bull sperm in metal nanotubes then controlling the direction they swim with a magnetic field. Personally, I don't care how strong that magnetic field is, mi... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    Because I'm hungry but don't have anything in the fridge but store-brand condiments and expired salad dressing, here's a short video tutorial of how to make scrambled eggs STILL IN THE SHELL. I'm not sure what the purpose of making scrambled eggs still in the shell is, but if ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2013
    This is the $30 Rollie Eggmaster. You just crack an egg into it, and then a cylindrically cooked egg rises from the middle in a couple minutes. Add chopped vegetables and sausage and a stick while it's cooking to make it an omelet on a stick! The possibilities are practicall... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2013
    Because it's Friday, and this is the internet, here's a video of MMA fighter Anthony Pettis roundhouse kicking some raw eggs in slow motion. You tell those eggs, Anthony! "Tell them what?" That the chicken came first, silly! Hit the jump for the video AND IMAGINE THOSE ARE... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2012
    This is one of the caviar vending machines recently installed around Los Angeles by Beverly Hills Caviar. Caviar prices range from $4/spoon for the cheap stuff up to $500/ounce for the primo eggs. The machines are estimated to have around $50,000 worth of merchandise in them ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2012
    Because everything becomes mesmerizing when seen in super slow motion, this is a video of eggs being destroyed, all filmed with a high-speed camera. I wasn't going to post it at first, but I don't know, there's just something beautifully tragic about the whole thing. Like wat... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2011
    Note: Full-res version of the entire Craigslist ad with complete humorous description HERE since the sun (and Craigslist ads) don't shine forever. This is a humorous Craigslist ad for a $3,000 'Egg of Silence' personal office. When you strip away the custom paint job, it's ba... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2010
    Okay so it's not so much a house as it is a hut, but still. Huts ARE houses to some people. Me? I call the back of a 2001 Explorer Sport home. I don't need a kitchen, In-N-Out invented the drive-thru. I'm being serious, they really did. Suck on that fat straw, Ronald McD... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    Note: I had to cut the image for length, see the full, high-res version HERE. Lower-res version after the jump. This is a picture of 209 Pokémon eggs as imagined by DeviantARTist PokePage. Now I don't play Pokémon because my mom thinks it's satanic and the devil already t... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    In photo: Julia heliconian butterfly egg, top, zebra longwing butterfly egg, bottom. In other impressive photographic news, these are insect eggs as photographed using a scanning electron microscope. Ooh ooh -- do the stuff under my fingernails next. I've always wanted to se... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2010
    Happy Easter everybody, please try to keep the sinning to a minimum. Star Wars Papercraft Easter Egg Boxes [starwars]... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Well folks, with Easter right around the corner what better way to celebrate than candy-filled dinosaur eggs? I can't think of any. Unless puking on the Easter Bunny at the mall counts which, let's be honest, I did last year. Description: 16 eggs eggs in dinosaur heads ... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2010
    Have trouble cracking eggs? You're special. Like special special. But thankfully there's the As Seen on TV EZCracker. The $15 pos can crack eggs to extract the whole egg or JUST THE WHITE! OMGWTFOMELETS?! But that's not all, folks, if you call in the next fifteen minutes o... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur's nest, about to chow down on some baby dino. Thankfully, God spited the snake and wiped that mother out in a landslide. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SATAN! Scientists have found a 67 million-year-old fos... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    This is a slab of bacon. In cake form. I know, I thought it was eel too. Anyway, I'm gonna have to admit I'd have a hard time driving that into me. Mostly because there's no steering wheel or pedals! *zing!* How about airline food, amirite? First time I've ever had to us... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    I love tequila sunrises. You know why? They're fruity, come with a little umbrella, and go down great with breakfast. Which, more often than not, is two quarts of mimosas I mixed into an orange juice carton. I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON EATING HEALTHY. But, for those of you th... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2009
    In promising dinosaur-cloning news, hundreds of football-sized Sauropod eggs have been uncovered in India. Secretary, book me a flight! Oh, wait, they're all infertile. Secretary, cancel that flight and order me a pizza! "The important finding is that these eggs have been f... / Continue →